Don't Judge the Weasley Twins as One
Little Bit Of Pain
(The conversation with Fleur is in French it's just I can't be bothered typing it in french then translating.)
"Ah Fleur nice to see you again. So your leaving then? I'll have to come vist you sometime."I said standing outside the great hall.
"I hear you had already visted France this year."
"Oh yes, so I did."
"Meet any nice boys?"
"Uh...yeah a few."
"Did you go out with any of the nice boys?"
"... yeah."
"I know. He is my cousin and I know all about you twp." At this point she slapped me, "That's for cheating on him with that Fred boy and then dumping him." she said and stormed away just at that the "Fred boy" appeared.
"That looked painful." He said draping an arm over my shoulder.
"It was."
The Last Day
"I can't believe we're going home today." Alicia said as we walked down to the great hall for breakfast.
"I know. That's my first year here over. Now I've got to go home and deal with these two annoying gits all summer." I said refering to Fred and George.
"Oi that's not very nice. George is not a git." Lee chimed in from behind us.
"And neithers this," Fred whacked him on the head, "Not nice is it?"
"Children stop fighting!" I said not even looking back at them as I walked down. Fred caught up with me and drapped his arm over my shoulder.
"But let's face it. You maybe saying your dreading the holidays but let's face it. Your loving the idea of being alone with me." He whispered into my ear before George rammed himself in between us.
"We'll have none of that during the holidays. You'll not be nicking my brother over the holidays and I'll be hanging out with the pair of you all the time. So you won't get your little tart hands on him."
I stopped suddenly and shut my eyes, "You better be a fast runner cause if I catch you I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna count to 3. 1....bored of counting, I'm comming to get you." I finished and sprinted off in pursuit of him.
The Train Ride Home
"I can't wait to get home and listen to some muggle music or do my dancing rehersals. I miss muggle things." I whined thinking of home.
"Why? You have to do stuff and they don't do stuff for you and it's just..."
"Stuff?" I asked as Lee jabbered on talking a load of rubbish, "The fact that it doesn't do it all for you is the fun in it."
"How?" Lee asked looking puzzled.
"Cause it just is. Your problem is you're just lazy."
"Am not,"
"Are too,"
"Not,"
"Are,"
"How about you two just agree to disagree?"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!" Myself and Lee continued to argue.
"Fred shut her up!" George said to his brother.
"Why should I do it?"
"She's your girlfriend."
"So?"
"So for future times you'll need to know how to shut her up when she's nagging you like mum does. Now would be the perfect time to practise."
"Boys do you think I can't hear you? Fred touch me and I'll kill you. Are too lazy."
"Am not."
"Are,"
"Fred do something."
"Fred touch me and you die. Lee is lazy. Lee is lazy. He can't even wipe his ass cause he's too lazy." I chanted,
"Just cause your a fitness freak." Lee replied.
"Am not,"
"Are too,"
"I am not. You are just jealous."
"FRED!" George yelled as the girls made to leave.
"Girls don't leave me in here with them. They may rape me or something weird." I desperatly pleaded.
"Too bad," They said and made a dash for it,
"Christina is a fitness freak, Christina is a fitness freak." Lee chanted across from me,
"I am not. Lee is just too lazy, Lee is just too lazy. If he continues like this, he'll be too lazy to pee and God help us all when he get's like that." I chanted back.
"Fred do something." George yelled yet again and Fred gingerly moved his hand over my mouth.
"Oww she bit me," He yelled as he jumped back.
"Serves you right. Lee is lazy."
"Christinas a fitness freak."
"Fred a new plan would be a good idea about now."
"But she bit me."
"Get over it." I said momentarily pausing my arguement.
"Yeah get over it and shut her up." George said covering his ears.
"Right." He said and slowly he moved closer to me and closer until he pushed his lips onto mine.
He pulled back just as slowly and said, "Now would you please shut up?" at this point I gently slapped him and continued my arguement.
"I give up." He said and left closely followed by George as we continued to argue.
"Ah Fleur nice to see you again. So your leaving then? I'll have to come vist you sometime."I said standing outside the great hall.
"I hear you had already visted France this year."
"Oh yes, so I did."
"Meet any nice boys?"
"Uh...yeah a few."
"Did you go out with any of the nice boys?"
"... yeah."
"I know. He is my cousin and I know all about you twp." At this point she slapped me, "That's for cheating on him with that Fred boy and then dumping him." she said and stormed away just at that the "Fred boy" appeared.
"That looked painful." He said draping an arm over my shoulder.
"It was."
The Last Day
"I can't believe we're going home today." Alicia said as we walked down to the great hall for breakfast.
"I know. That's my first year here over. Now I've got to go home and deal with these two annoying gits all summer." I said refering to Fred and George.
"Oi that's not very nice. George is not a git." Lee chimed in from behind us.
"And neithers this," Fred whacked him on the head, "Not nice is it?"
"Children stop fighting!" I said not even looking back at them as I walked down. Fred caught up with me and drapped his arm over my shoulder.
"But let's face it. You maybe saying your dreading the holidays but let's face it. Your loving the idea of being alone with me." He whispered into my ear before George rammed himself in between us.
"We'll have none of that during the holidays. You'll not be nicking my brother over the holidays and I'll be hanging out with the pair of you all the time. So you won't get your little tart hands on him."
I stopped suddenly and shut my eyes, "You better be a fast runner cause if I catch you I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna count to 3. 1....bored of counting, I'm comming to get you." I finished and sprinted off in pursuit of him.
The Train Ride Home
"I can't wait to get home and listen to some muggle music or do my dancing rehersals. I miss muggle things." I whined thinking of home.
"Why? You have to do stuff and they don't do stuff for you and it's just..."
"Stuff?" I asked as Lee jabbered on talking a load of rubbish, "The fact that it doesn't do it all for you is the fun in it."
"How?" Lee asked looking puzzled.
"Cause it just is. Your problem is you're just lazy."
"Am not,"
"Are too,"
"Not,"
"Are,"
"How about you two just agree to disagree?"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!" Myself and Lee continued to argue.
"Fred shut her up!" George said to his brother.
"Why should I do it?"
"She's your girlfriend."
"So?"
"So for future times you'll need to know how to shut her up when she's nagging you like mum does. Now would be the perfect time to practise."
"Boys do you think I can't hear you? Fred touch me and I'll kill you. Are too lazy."
"Am not."
"Are,"
"Fred do something."
"Fred touch me and you die. Lee is lazy. Lee is lazy. He can't even wipe his ass cause he's too lazy." I chanted,
"Just cause your a fitness freak." Lee replied.
"Am not,"
"Are too,"
"I am not. You are just jealous."
"FRED!" George yelled as the girls made to leave.
"Girls don't leave me in here with them. They may rape me or something weird." I desperatly pleaded.
"Too bad," They said and made a dash for it,
"Christina is a fitness freak, Christina is a fitness freak." Lee chanted across from me,
"I am not. Lee is just too lazy, Lee is just too lazy. If he continues like this, he'll be too lazy to pee and God help us all when he get's like that." I chanted back.
"Fred do something." George yelled yet again and Fred gingerly moved his hand over my mouth.
"Oww she bit me," He yelled as he jumped back.
"Serves you right. Lee is lazy."
"Christinas a fitness freak."
"Fred a new plan would be a good idea about now."
"But she bit me."
"Get over it." I said momentarily pausing my arguement.
"Yeah get over it and shut her up." George said covering his ears.
"Right." He said and slowly he moved closer to me and closer until he pushed his lips onto mine.
He pulled back just as slowly and said, "Now would you please shut up?" at this point I gently slapped him and continued my arguement.
"I give up." He said and left closely followed by George as we continued to argue.