The Amazing Adventures of Kalyn and Ariel
Chapter 6
”How do we look?” They asked
“You guys look retarded.” Jeph said, sliding past Ariel and sitting beside Kalyn.
“Jeph, suck my penis!” Kalyn yelled, referring to her pants.
“You don’t have one.” Jeph said.
“No… but you wish I did, don’t cha’, Jephie?” Kalyn asked.
“Kalyn, can I have my cloths back?” A voice asked. Kalyn turned around to see Quinn standing with his black Gibson SG across his ‘danger zone’.
“I dunno. I kinda like this shirt” Kalyn said, feeling the fabric.
“KALYN! I REALLY WANT IT BACK!” Quinn begged.
“Fine… but me and Ariel get your sharkie you wear on your head.”
“From the Lies for the Liars DVD?” Kalyn and Ariel nodded “It’s a whale.”
“IT’S A SHARK!” Ariel screamed.
“Whale!” Jeph joined in.
“Whatever Jeph. You think it’s a whale, until it bites your head off!” Kalyn snapped
“Whatever, Kalyn. Suck my penis!” Jeph giggled.
“Yes sir, Thank you sir.” Kalyn said, bending down on her knees.
“I was kidding.” Jeph laughed. Kalyn stood up and started to blush.
“Y-Yah. Me too.”
“Kalyn. Shirt please?”
“Fine Quinn… but can I go into the dressing room? It’s kind of… a girl thing…”
“Sure?” Quinn said, making it sound more like a question.
“ARIEL! COME WITH!” Kalyn shouted. Ariel jumped from where she was making out with Dan. Kalyn blinked a few times to make sure what she had seen was real. They walked into the dressing room.
“ARIEL! Way to get your freak on with Dan! Highfive!”
“-ultation” Came a voice from outside the door.
“QUINN! GO AWAY!” Kalyn shouted. Kalyn finished changing and they came out.
“Hey. We were thinking. Do you guys wanna go on tour with us?” Dan asked.
“HELL YEAH!” They screamed.
“Can my sister come with us? She’s gnarly.” Kalyn asked.
“Sure” Jeph said.
“But one rule. Jeph keep your penis in your pants! Now, let’s get going”
“You guys look retarded.” Jeph said, sliding past Ariel and sitting beside Kalyn.
“Jeph, suck my penis!” Kalyn yelled, referring to her pants.
“You don’t have one.” Jeph said.
“No… but you wish I did, don’t cha’, Jephie?” Kalyn asked.
“Kalyn, can I have my cloths back?” A voice asked. Kalyn turned around to see Quinn standing with his black Gibson SG across his ‘danger zone’.
“I dunno. I kinda like this shirt” Kalyn said, feeling the fabric.
“KALYN! I REALLY WANT IT BACK!” Quinn begged.
“Fine… but me and Ariel get your sharkie you wear on your head.”
“From the Lies for the Liars DVD?” Kalyn and Ariel nodded “It’s a whale.”
“IT’S A SHARK!” Ariel screamed.
“Whale!” Jeph joined in.
“Whatever Jeph. You think it’s a whale, until it bites your head off!” Kalyn snapped
“Whatever, Kalyn. Suck my penis!” Jeph giggled.
“Yes sir, Thank you sir.” Kalyn said, bending down on her knees.
“I was kidding.” Jeph laughed. Kalyn stood up and started to blush.
“Y-Yah. Me too.”
“Kalyn. Shirt please?”
“Fine Quinn… but can I go into the dressing room? It’s kind of… a girl thing…”
“Sure?” Quinn said, making it sound more like a question.
“ARIEL! COME WITH!” Kalyn shouted. Ariel jumped from where she was making out with Dan. Kalyn blinked a few times to make sure what she had seen was real. They walked into the dressing room.
“ARIEL! Way to get your freak on with Dan! Highfive!”
“-ultation” Came a voice from outside the door.
“QUINN! GO AWAY!” Kalyn shouted. Kalyn finished changing and they came out.
“Hey. We were thinking. Do you guys wanna go on tour with us?” Dan asked.
“HELL YEAH!” They screamed.
“Can my sister come with us? She’s gnarly.” Kalyn asked.
“Sure” Jeph said.
“But one rule. Jeph keep your penis in your pants! Now, let’s get going”
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