Phoenix Wright: Guilty As Charged

I was afraid that I would lose.
"Is the defense ready?" asked the judge.
"Yes, your Honor" I said.
"Is the prosecution..." began the judge.
"R-R-R-Miles!" Payne screamed.
"OBJECTION!" I objected.
The court was dark. Dee Vasquez was on the stand.
It was time for TESTIMONY 1.
"I-I-I was running to the building..." she began to say.
"OBJECTION!" I yelled.
"How the Hell did you know about the.. new building!?" I questioned.
"Because I got a message..." she replied.
It was time for TESTIMONY 2.
"Kay was on Facebook...." she began to say.
"OBJECTION!" I yelled, again.
I growled,"Kay has no Facebook friends except me, Miles Edgeworth!"
"She added me!" protested Dee.
It was time for the FINAL TESTIMONY.
"She added me on the 7th of April." laughed Dee, evily.
"I give up!!!" I roared.
I began to bang my head against the defence's desk when suddenly, Phoenix ran into the room.
"Objection!IT IS THE 7th OF APRIL, DEE VASQUEZ, OR SHOULD I SAY, MURDERER?!
A photo taken by Little Thief, Kay's gadget, clearly shows Dee killing Redd White!"
"Fine I did it!" she yelled as the video was projected around the courtroom.
The judge sang, "WE FIND THE DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY!"
He slammed down his gavel and the sentence was official.
"Thank you!" Kay yelled, hugging Phoenix.
I pretended to vomit, which annoyed Phoenix.
I gave him his badge and said, "Bye... old friend."
[To Be Continued]