Camp Kill Yourself

The ride was long and agonizing. My grandma kept pestering me about the camp. But I really didn’t want to get into specifics in case she decided it wasn’t appropriate and what not.

Despite the long ride we arrived there soon enough. I saw lots of teens just standing around with their luggage looking nervous and excited.

“Is this it?” my grandma asked peering out of the window. She looked disgusted with some of the teens that were around.

“I’m almost positive.” I said also looking out the window. Only 15 people were allowed in. they chose only the best of the best to be in their camp. I counted the people and there was only 14. Which meant I was the last one to show up.

“You sure you want to do this?” my grandma asked looking me dead in the eye.

“Yes. It’ll be good for me. I promise.” I said re-assuring her.

“Well… okay hunny you be sure to call me and tell me if you need anything.” She said kissing my cheek.

“Will do grandma.” I said hugging her one last time. I was sure thankful that she did this for me. I hopped out of the car and grabbed my stuff. My grandma’s wheels squeaked as she sped off. I could tell she wasn’t liking the looks of some of the teens here. I dropped my bags and stood by a girl with the reddest hair I have ever seen.

“The names Rhian. What’s yours?” she asked in a thick British accent.

“Kassi. It’s nice to meet you Rhian.” I said sticking out for her to shake. She took it kindly.

“What a deal this is eh?” she asked watching to see if anyone was going to show up somehow.

“Fuck yes!” I yelled gaining stares from others near us. “You are you excited to meet?” I asked wanting to learn more about Rhian. She seemed interesting and I really wanted a friend so I was no longer a loner.

“Bam. He is one bloody divine beast.” She said in a fan girl sigh. “Yourself?” she asked.

“Mmm… Steve-o or Johnny.” I said smiling at how handsome I have come to find these men. I think at that time we both realized we were finally going to meet the men that have invaded our dreams on more than one occasion. That sent chills down my spine and the nerves finally hit.
Just as soon as they hit they were replaced by fear because there was a heard of bulls running our way. And in front of those bulls were the men of Jackass. Screaming and running from them like they did so in the second movie. There was screams of terror but no-one moved what dip shits I thought. I didn’t bother to stay in one place cause the bulls were not stopping. I pulled Rhian’s arm and started to run. I knew I’d come back for my stuff. If I didn’t I’d make them buy me new clothes.

We started to run and soon enough the rest of the other teens followed. I turned for a split second and saw that the jackasses were gaining on us. I kicked harder and turned down a side walk and into a house. And don’t fret the house was empty I crashed through the window.

The impact hurt like a bitch. I didn’t know how Johnny managed to do it 3 times and still wanting to go more. The glass cut into my hands and knees and the blood started to ooze out. I stood up with all my might a leaned on the railing. Before I knew it Johnny passed through the same window with a bull right after him. Luckily he got to the side where I was and barely got touched by the raging bull.

His laugh soon came after the bull was in the yard twisting and turning. I smiled a bit.

“That was brilliant! You acted like any of us would have. I like that. What’s your name?” he asked.

“Kassi. Kassi Everest.” I said smiling like a fool.

“Well hello Kassi! Welcome to Camp Kill Yourself!” he said jumping up with glee. I laughed at his child-ness.

“Ooh… looks like you got a boo boo or two.” He said noticing the cuts on my hands and knees.

“Well. They aren’t the worst I’ve ever had” I said smiling. I examined them closer and noticed they weren’t as bad as I thought them to be.

“You… have a piece of glass sticking out on your right hand. Here let me get it.” Johnny said holing my hand which like he said had a piece of glass sticking out. He grabbed a hold of it. And looked up at me. I squinted my eyes and bit my tongue.

“On the count of 7. One… two… three… FOUR!” he yelled pulling it out. I jumped it surprise.

“JOHNNY! YOU SAID SEVEN!” I yelled.

“Yea but you didn’t expect it and it didn’t hurt as bad now did it?” he said proving a point.

“Well I guess this once your right. But don’t get used to hearing that too often.” I said smiling up at him. He smiled back.

“Well should we go see what happened to the others?” he asked with a coy smile.

“Sure.”
We walked back to the rest and saw a massive group of people standing around. Jackasses and all. I saw Rhian and skipped over to her.

“You okay? That was bloody barmy (Crazy)…” She said as I was with her.

“I'm fine. I got cut up though.” I said. She looked over at me and took notice in my cuts. I then told her hoe Johnny come through the window as well.

“Your bloody lucky.” She mumbled. But brightened up as she saw Bam stand in front of everyone.

“Alright dick suckers. Welcome to Camp Kill Yourself. How did you like your first task?” he asked earning boos and some hurray’s.

“You will all be separated into groups of 5. Which makes 3 groups total. Each group will have mentors. 3 to each team. But for us to get to our private camp we will need to blind-fold you guys. We can’t have you know where we are for safety reasons mainly. But now we well get into our groups then go in the limos.” He said smiling.

They had us line up. I was close to the beginning since my last name began with E. Rhian was with the B’s. we each got a car from numbers 1-5. I got number four. After we were each handed our card we had to find others with the same numbers. I fortunately had Rhian in my group. I was thankful.

We found our other group members. There was a girl named JP. She had brunette hair that you could tell she bleaches. She was also very quiet. Then there was Kane who had black hair and blue eyes. Talked a little bit but not too much. Then there was Bianca. A girl who you could tell was pampered. She gave us all disgusted looks and always rolled her eyes. To say the least I don’t think I was going to make friends with her.

“Well hello mates.” Rhian said trying to make friends. JP waved and Kane said “Hi” while Bianca went bitchy.

“Is that a British accent?” she snarled.

“Yea it is. You have a problem with that?” I snapped. I wasn’t scared of getting into a fight.

“Yes actually. British don’t shower. That’s disgusting. And just a warning you all better keep out of my way so I can win this thing. I'm not playing games. I'm here to win.” She said and stormed off.

Rhian continued to mutter British terms I could only imagine were not the sweetest of things. Kane got a mad look on his face and JP just stood there astounded that someone could be that rude to a stranger.

“Alright sea birds. Time to be blind-folded.” Bam said holding up bandannas that would cover our eyes till we got there. we wouldn’t even know who our mentors were until we got there. Chris came up and tied ours on. JP’s eyes bulged. You could totally tell she liked what she saw. When we were blind-folded we were put into the limo and the driver sped off.