Camp Kill Yourself

JP's POV

No matter how much I tried to hold it in, I couldn't help but grin and laugh as the girls and I pelted Bianca with paintballs. She was a tie dye Barbie doll. My sides hurt from my laughter, and the many bruises that now littered my skin from the sadistic Jackasses that went at us with them. I've had worse though.

Jellyfish. Enough said.

We shot the annoying bitch for a few more moments before she dropped her gun and started to run. Kassi was instantly after her. Rhian and I kept my guns as we went after them, sometimes shooting at some of the other teams.

I was surprised that neither, mostly Kassi, didn't trip in the slutty highheels that they wore. I knew I would never be able to do that. I have horribly flat feet, so heels would just kill my legs. And my calves were huge with muscle, so it would be throw-up-worthy tacky.

Rhian and I were just ten feet behind our two fighting teammates, the two girls reached the door at the same time. Bianca screeched out something before pounding her fist into Kassi's face. I stumbled over a few rocks for a moment before aiming a shot at Bianca's chest before she could do anymore damage.

The bright green paintball ended up hitting her in the arm, and it stopped her long enough... but Kassi still fell to the floor in a heap of unconscious weight. Rhian got to Kassi before I did. A few of the other teens at the camp walked over to see what was going on, or if she was okay, but Rhian and I were able to get Kassi into the cabin and onto the bunk she had dubbed as hers.

Bianca had locked herself in the bathroom.

Rhian was able to find a bottle of water and proceeded to pour it on Kassi's face, causing the brunette to wake up sputtering water out of her mouth and nose.

"Wha the fuck!" she shouted, rubbing the water from her eyes and then wincing at the purpling bruise on her cheek.

"I gotta give it to her, she can swing," Rhian muttered, pulling back Kassi's hand to inspect the punch.

"Stupid little bitch..." Kassi mumbled, cringing when Rhi touched the bruise too hard. Slapping away the pale hand, she tugged at her shirt and pulled it off. The bruises made her look like a leopard, and Rhian and I couldn't help but take off our own tops to inspect the damage done by the Jackasses.

I heard something from the window, and turned around to see three nameless teen boys that had made it to the eleven-finalists watching with wide eyes and slacked jaws. Three teenage girls topless with each other? A teen boy's wet dream.

"You fuckers!" I screamed, barreling to the window, full aware that I was going to be going through it and kicking their asses. Then again, we were kind of asking for it. They ran, causing me to stop before I did more damage to my already beat-up body.

The door burst open.

"Alright you cunts! Get your sweet little asses out and--" Bam stopped in mid sentence once seeing us topless -- all showing other than what was hidden by our bras. He was silent for a moment before turning around and rubbing at the back of his neck, clearly embarrassed.

Bam Margera? Embarrassed? Somebody pinch Bianca...

"...and get to the bonfire." He left. I stood there, staring at the door before looking at Rhian and then Kassi. There was silence before we all started bursting out laughing -- of course Rhian was blushing like a schoolgirl due to her large crush on the skateborder and the fact the he just saw her in her cute little punkass bra.

We quickly changed from out paint covered clothes.

I was in the middle of going through my bag (I guess they had someone bring our stuff to our cabins?), when Kassi spoke.

"In Venere Veritas?" she asked, obviously wondering about my tattoo. I turned my head slightly to look down at the black cursive ink. Rhian was grinning at me.

"Yeah, what about it?" I asked, not understanding the mentioning of it.

"What's it mean?" she asked, legs crossed as she sat on her bunk waiting for us to finish since she simply pulled on the first thing she found, while we actually took our time to pick out something that looked nice. Plus, I really needed to get out of this bra. I was so used to my bikini tops...

I looked at her for a moment, before laughing with Rhian at the question. Kassi continued to stare at me, this time sternly and not questioningly. I ceased my chuckles before tying the top of my bikini and grabbing my green tank top.

"In sex, there is truth," I told her, a wide grin on my lips. Rhian laughed again. Kassi grinned.

Finally as we finished dressing, Rhi went as far to steal some of Bianca's concealer to help hide the bruise on Kassi's cheek; but the chick was so pale compared to the makeup that we ended up just taking it off and again heading to where we saw smoke raising up from between the trees. All the guys were either standing or sitting in lawn chairs while us teens were forced to sitting on a few haphazardly placed wet, hard logs.

The sun was still out, it being at least midafternoon, so I shortly wondered why we were having a bonfire during the heat of the day. I could already feel my skin melting off my bones. Rhian looked like she was about to die in her black tank top and Kassi was pulling her hair off the back of her neck.

The guys finally spoke when we sat down. We didn't even bother to ask what happened to Bianca. She was probably in the bathroom fixing a broken nail or something.

"Alright, fuckers! You've gotten through the first two tasks," Wee Man started.

"And now we're going to give you a full twelve hours to complete on the next one!" Johnny finished, dressed in his little military mock-off with the Jackass symbol, a pair of sunglasses, and his little sailor hat.

"What you gotta do, is you're going to pull your best prank you can on an opposing team!" Steve-o said. All ten teens cheered. Plans were already formulating in my head. "You're gonna only use your mentors for small ideas, ways to work out kinks in a plan, and for supplies."

The teens nodded.

"The team with the best prank gets to stay up in the lounge with us until the end of the fourth task." Ryan pointed behind them, and all ten of them all looked to find a very fancy looking lounge about a hundred feet back hidden by the trees.

"And the first one of you to squawk or complain about the prank is forced--"

"Along with their team," Ryan interrupted Bam. Bam gave him a look before continuing.

"Along with their team... is forced to sleep in the dog house." And then he pointed in the opposite direction. They looked, seeing what really was a very small dog house surrounded by... dog shit. Some could even already hear the buzz of flies.

My nose turned up at the thought. But I had a feeling we'd be the ones to lose. Bianca may be a stubborn bitch, but with the way that these guys are going to act, Bianca would be the first to give in. Where was she anyways?

"Now then!" Johnny spoke again, "Seeing as you've gotten the task, now to set down some rules--"

"There are no rules," Chris cackled. I couldn't help but smile, whether it be at him or the task I wasn't for sure.

The teams began to chatter about prank ideas, trying to keep their voices low so no one was given any ideas of they would know what to look out for.

"Your mentors have the team that you shall be pranking," Dave added but I don't think it was heard.

"Now let's eat!" Preston squealed, and everyone jumped up at the mentioning of food. Johnny held up a finger, the notion of 'hold on'.

"But first, you gotta get there before us," he said with a hide grin and a high pitch laugh. All of the Jackass crew reached behind their chairs or into their pockets and held up either a stun gun or a cattle prod.

Kassi, Rhi and I were the first to take off. We were soon followed by the other seven (Bianca had yet to make her appearance), and the guys were all chasing after us at top speed. There were a few yelps as they got some of the teens. Thankfully us three were at the front so we could trip a few of the others when the guys were right on our heels.

The mess hall was just within sight, maybe fifty feet away. My legs were tired; Rhi's boots looked like they had gone through a sander, and Kassi just kept running. I'm the athlete and yet she can out run me... crazy.

Ten feet away, I felt a spike of electricity run through my spine, causing me to jump and go head first into the mesh window of the mess hall. Thank god it wasn't glass... I rolled a few times before stopping. I groaned. That was going to hurt in the morning.

Standing up slowly, Kassi and Rhian had already taken a table and were munching on their stolen two boxes of pizza. I made my way over to them, stealing a piece from each box and taking my own bites. We made conversation.

"So what's your actual name, JP?" Rhian asked me, taking another bite of her pizza.

I covered my mouth, trying to finish chewing so I could speak. Finally, I was able to swallow. "Jorgina Pratt." I answered before taking another bite.

Kassi laughed. "I can see why you go by JP." I nodded.

"Where in Britian are you from, Rhi?" I asked the redhead, my attention on her.

Rhian grinned. "Bichester."

Kassi and I both laughed, slapping our hands on the table. "That's the place where Dunn went all gay on Bam!" Kassi said. We continued to laugh, Rhian joining in.

There were a few more questions asked -- where Kassi and I were from, what we did to audition, a few of our favorite things, and then finally it came down to the task.

"So... what I was thinking we'd do is..." I started, leaning forward to tell my plan to my new friends.