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Teehee TV
Episode Thirteen
Rehtaeh: Hey guys! We’re going to a private concert. We’re gonna see SIXX AM! MY BF IS IN THAT BAND!
Johnny: so is mine! Jk.
Rehtaeh: we all know you have a crush on James.
Johnny: Ew, no I don’t!
Rehtaeh: Yeah, right, ok Johnny.
Johnny: I DON’T!!
Rehtaeh: Ok. *looks at camera* he does.
Johnny: REHTAAAAAAAAAAEH! Let’s just LEAVE, you’re annoying me!
Rehtaeh: Ok! Let’s use JOHNNY’S CAR.
Johnny: what? NO!
Rehtaeh: too bad.
Johnny: what about the teehee TV van?!
Rehtaeh: to Johnny’s car!!
Johnny: HEY!
*In Johnny’s car*
Rehtaeh: *in passenger seat* Ok, we’re in Johnny’s (ugly) car.
Johnny: My car is better than YOURS!
Rehtaeh: actually, Slash bought me a jaguar.
Johnny: Jaguars are ugly!
Rehtaeh: … you and my car have something in common then.
Johnny: *about to say something*
Jason: Nobody move, I dropped my burrito under the seat!
Rehtaeh: Uh…
Johnny: JASOOOOOOON!
Jason: what? I was HUNGRY!
Rehtaeh: hahahahaha!
Johnny: Yeah, not funny.
Rehtaeh: *pokes Johnny* don’t be so uptight Johnny; you’re like an old, old man!
Johnny: psh thanks.
Rehtaeh: sho. OMG I CANT WAIT TO SEE DJ HE’S SO SEXY AND HAWT AND YUMMY AND I LIKE TO LI-
Johnny: shut up, we’re here.
Rehtaeh: *fan girl scream*
Johnny: my EAR.
Jason: I found my burrito! *shows hair cover, dirt smeared, smooshed burrito*
Rehtaeh: please don’t eat that.
Jason: *takes a giant bite*
Shelby: *almost pukes*
Johnny: OMG WHEN DID YOU GET HERE.
Shelby: I wanna make some babies. ;)
Rehtaeh: Uh
*inside private place with private concert*
James: how ya’ll doin tonight!?!?
Rehtaeh: It’s just us, James. You don’t need to yell.
James; I FEEL LIKE YELLING!
Rehtaeh: alright. WOOOOOT!
Shelby: ….. *eats jelly bean*
James: ALRIGHT NOW EVERYBODY! WATCHA GUYS WANNA HEAR?!?!
Nikki: who cares?
DJ: WE DOOOOOO!
Nikki: uh
Shelby: Um…….. ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN!! WOOOOOO00000000OOOOO0000T!
James: ALRIGHT GIRLY! WE GON PLAY IT NOOOOOOW!
Shelby: yay!
Rehtaeh: …James is a loser.
James: WHAT?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Rehtaeh: NOTHIIIIIIING! Note that there’s no sound except us talking. …. He’s such a loser.
James: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Rehtaeh: NOTHING!
Shelby: JUST PLAY THE EFFIN SONG!
James: OKAAAAAAAY!
DJ: *starts riff of sexiness*
Nikki: *yawns, and plays a really easy bass line*
James: don’t give uuuuuuuuuuuuup it takes a while!
I have seen this look before
And it’s alright!!
You’re not ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
*awkward silence*
James: if you don’t love this anymore!!
I heard you slipped again!!
I’M HERE CUZ I KNOW YOU NEED A FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!
AND YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU KNOW!
THAT ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN!
ANDIT’S OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY
WE ALL FALL OFF THE WAGON SOMETIMES! IT’S NOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE! IT’S ONLY ONE DAY!
You haven’t thrown everything awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Rehtaeh: *fan girl scream* GO JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!
DJ: AHEM.
Rehtaeh: and DJ.
DJ: AHEM.
Rehtaeh: *screams* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DJ: hehehe…. That’s kinky. And hot ;)
James: Take some time, learn to BREATHE! And remember what it means to feel alive, and to believe! Something more than what you see.
I know there’s a price for this!!! BUT SOME THINGS IN LIFE YOU MUST RESIST!
AND YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
THAT ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN
AND IT’S OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
WE ALL FALL OFF THE WAGON SOMETIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES
IT’S NOT YOUR WHOLE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
IT’S ONLY ONE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
YOU HAVEN’T THROWN EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING AWAAAAAAAAAY!
DJ: *sexy guitar solo of SEXINESS*
James:I hear that you’ve slipped agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
I’m here cuz I know you’ll need a friend….
Shelby: *eats a jellybean*
Johnny: *yawns*
Rehtaeh: *waves lighter*
James: AND YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KNOOOOOOOOOOW THAT ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN
AND IT’S OOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAY WE ALL FALL OFF THE WAGON SOMETIMES
IT’S NOT YOUR WHOLE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE IT’S ONLY ONE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YOU HAVEN’T THROWN EVERYTHING AWAY! YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW THAT ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN
AND IT’S OOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAY WE ALL FALL OFF THE WAGON SOMETIMES
IT’S NOT YOUR WHOLE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE IT’S ONLY ONE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YOU HAVEN’T THROWN EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
Shelby: *throws jelly bean at James*
James: *gets jelly bean up nose* AHHHHHH! *coughs and chokes* *tries to blow jelly bean out nose*
Nikki: James, are you snorting CANDY now?!
James: no…! *still trying to blow jelly bean out nose* GET IT OUTTT!
Shelby: oops!
James: *blows it out of his nose and hits Jason’s burrito*
Jason: *finishes burrito*
*awkward silence*
Jason: that tasted goooooood!
DJ: Um…..
James: YOU HAVEN’T THROWN EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! So don’t give up….. It takes a while….
Rehtaeh: *screams* that was BEAUTIFUL JAMES!
DJ: ahem!
Rehtaeh: and DJ. Kinda.
Shelby: *eats jellybean*
DJ: *pout*
Rehtaeh: I love you baby!
DJ: *smiles*
Johnny: well… it’s time to go…
James: I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT TIME, GOODNIGHT!
Rehtaeh: *screams*
Shelby: *screams with me*
Johnny: *rolls eyes*
Jason: heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee….
Rehtaeh: *jumps on stage and hugs DJ* I love you.
DJ: *kisses her* I love you too.
Johnny: *grabs Rehtaeh* come on guys, let’s go
*back in Johnny’s car*
Rehtaeh: *picks up a used condom*Johnny…?
Johnny: what?
Rehtaeh: what is this…?
Johnny: UHHHHHHHHHH *blush*
Shelby: *coughs and looks out the window*
Rehtaeh: O_O
Jason: *plays a whistle track*
Johnny: *blush*
Shelby: *blush*
Rehtaeh: Um…. Ok… well, we gotta end this episode, so bye!
Johnny: so is mine! Jk.
Rehtaeh: we all know you have a crush on James.
Johnny: Ew, no I don’t!
Rehtaeh: Yeah, right, ok Johnny.
Johnny: I DON’T!!
Rehtaeh: Ok. *looks at camera* he does.
Johnny: REHTAAAAAAAAAAEH! Let’s just LEAVE, you’re annoying me!
Rehtaeh: Ok! Let’s use JOHNNY’S CAR.
Johnny: what? NO!
Rehtaeh: too bad.
Johnny: what about the teehee TV van?!
Rehtaeh: to Johnny’s car!!
Johnny: HEY!
*In Johnny’s car*
Rehtaeh: *in passenger seat* Ok, we’re in Johnny’s (ugly) car.
Johnny: My car is better than YOURS!
Rehtaeh: actually, Slash bought me a jaguar.
Johnny: Jaguars are ugly!
Rehtaeh: … you and my car have something in common then.
Johnny: *about to say something*
Jason: Nobody move, I dropped my burrito under the seat!
Rehtaeh: Uh…
Johnny: JASOOOOOOON!
Jason: what? I was HUNGRY!
Rehtaeh: hahahahaha!
Johnny: Yeah, not funny.
Rehtaeh: *pokes Johnny* don’t be so uptight Johnny; you’re like an old, old man!
Johnny: psh thanks.
Rehtaeh: sho. OMG I CANT WAIT TO SEE DJ HE’S SO SEXY AND HAWT AND YUMMY AND I LIKE TO LI-
Johnny: shut up, we’re here.
Rehtaeh: *fan girl scream*
Johnny: my EAR.
Jason: I found my burrito! *shows hair cover, dirt smeared, smooshed burrito*
Rehtaeh: please don’t eat that.
Jason: *takes a giant bite*
Shelby: *almost pukes*
Johnny: OMG WHEN DID YOU GET HERE.
Shelby: I wanna make some babies. ;)
Rehtaeh: Uh
*inside private place with private concert*
James: how ya’ll doin tonight!?!?
Rehtaeh: It’s just us, James. You don’t need to yell.
James; I FEEL LIKE YELLING!
Rehtaeh: alright. WOOOOOT!
Shelby: ….. *eats jelly bean*
James: ALRIGHT NOW EVERYBODY! WATCHA GUYS WANNA HEAR?!?!
Nikki: who cares?
DJ: WE DOOOOOO!
Nikki: uh
Shelby: Um…….. ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN!! WOOOOOO00000000OOOOO0000T!
James: ALRIGHT GIRLY! WE GON PLAY IT NOOOOOOW!
Shelby: yay!
Rehtaeh: …James is a loser.
James: WHAT?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Rehtaeh: NOTHIIIIIIING! Note that there’s no sound except us talking. …. He’s such a loser.
James: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Rehtaeh: NOTHING!
Shelby: JUST PLAY THE EFFIN SONG!
James: OKAAAAAAAY!
DJ: *starts riff of sexiness*
Nikki: *yawns, and plays a really easy bass line*
James: don’t give uuuuuuuuuuuuup it takes a while!
I have seen this look before
And it’s alright!!
You’re not ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
*awkward silence*
James: if you don’t love this anymore!!
I heard you slipped again!!
I’M HERE CUZ I KNOW YOU NEED A FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!
AND YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU KNOW!
THAT ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN!
ANDIT’S OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY
WE ALL FALL OFF THE WAGON SOMETIMES! IT’S NOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE! IT’S ONLY ONE DAY!
You haven’t thrown everything awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Rehtaeh: *fan girl scream* GO JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!
DJ: AHEM.
Rehtaeh: and DJ.
DJ: AHEM.
Rehtaeh: *screams* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DJ: hehehe…. That’s kinky. And hot ;)
James: Take some time, learn to BREATHE! And remember what it means to feel alive, and to believe! Something more than what you see.
I know there’s a price for this!!! BUT SOME THINGS IN LIFE YOU MUST RESIST!
AND YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
THAT ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN
AND IT’S OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
WE ALL FALL OFF THE WAGON SOMETIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES
IT’S NOT YOUR WHOLE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
IT’S ONLY ONE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
YOU HAVEN’T THROWN EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING AWAAAAAAAAAY!
DJ: *sexy guitar solo of SEXINESS*
James:I hear that you’ve slipped agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
I’m here cuz I know you’ll need a friend….
Shelby: *eats a jellybean*
Johnny: *yawns*
Rehtaeh: *waves lighter*
James: AND YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KNOOOOOOOOOOW THAT ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN
AND IT’S OOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAY WE ALL FALL OFF THE WAGON SOMETIMES
IT’S NOT YOUR WHOLE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE IT’S ONLY ONE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YOU HAVEN’T THROWN EVERYTHING AWAY! YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW THAT ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN
AND IT’S OOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAY WE ALL FALL OFF THE WAGON SOMETIMES
IT’S NOT YOUR WHOLE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE IT’S ONLY ONE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YOU HAVEN’T THROWN EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
Shelby: *throws jelly bean at James*
James: *gets jelly bean up nose* AHHHHHH! *coughs and chokes* *tries to blow jelly bean out nose*
Nikki: James, are you snorting CANDY now?!
James: no…! *still trying to blow jelly bean out nose* GET IT OUTTT!
Shelby: oops!
James: *blows it out of his nose and hits Jason’s burrito*
Jason: *finishes burrito*
*awkward silence*
Jason: that tasted goooooood!
DJ: Um…..
James: YOU HAVEN’T THROWN EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! So don’t give up….. It takes a while….
Rehtaeh: *screams* that was BEAUTIFUL JAMES!
DJ: ahem!
Rehtaeh: and DJ. Kinda.
Shelby: *eats jellybean*
DJ: *pout*
Rehtaeh: I love you baby!
DJ: *smiles*
Johnny: well… it’s time to go…
James: I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT TIME, GOODNIGHT!
Rehtaeh: *screams*
Shelby: *screams with me*
Johnny: *rolls eyes*
Jason: heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee….
Rehtaeh: *jumps on stage and hugs DJ* I love you.
DJ: *kisses her* I love you too.
Johnny: *grabs Rehtaeh* come on guys, let’s go
*back in Johnny’s car*
Rehtaeh: *picks up a used condom*Johnny…?
Johnny: what?
Rehtaeh: what is this…?
Johnny: UHHHHHHHHHH *blush*
Shelby: *coughs and looks out the window*
Rehtaeh: O_O
Jason: *plays a whistle track*
Johnny: *blush*
Shelby: *blush*
Rehtaeh: Um…. Ok… well, we gotta end this episode, so bye!