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Teehee TV
Episode Twelve
Rehtaeh: Hello people! This is Rehtaeh, aka GODDESS, just kidding... Not really... I would be God but I think he's a guy... So yeah.
Johnny: WE GET IT.
Rehtaeh: Hehehehehehe.
Max: THEN IM JESUS!!!
Rehtaeh: MAAAAAX!! GO BACKSTAGE UNTIL WE ANNOUNCE THE GUEST STARS! GOD!
Max: Sorry.
Rehtaeh: ANYWAY... We'd like to tell you people about some new things we're gonna do on here for time purposes. Since these episodes are supposed to be longer than two minutes aheh, we're gonna have a couple new segments! The first one, which Johnny will tell you about now, is...
Johnny: Stalking Celebrities...
Rehtaeh: YAY! And the second one is...
Johnny: Book suggestions...
Audience: BOOOOO.
Rehtaeh: SHUT UP! OUR AUDIENCE NEEDS TO BE SMART! Next one...
Johnny: Video game suggestions...
Rehtaeh: Hehehehe. And the next one...
Johnny: Albums being released this week...
Rehtaeh: AND PIGGYZ AND CUPCAKES WILL BE ONE TOO!!
Johnny: Wtf.
Rehtaeh: You like it.
Johnny: Of course I do.
Rehtaeh: Now, to our first segment... Stalking Celebrities! The first person we stalked is... NIKKI SIXX!
Johnny: Please don't arrest us.
Rehtaeh: Well, he locked me in his bedroom so we'll have to get back to that when he doesn't know I'm there.
Johnny: Hence the STALKING.
Rehtaeh: Shut up, Johnny! Anyway, what was our next thing?
Johnny: Book suggestions?
Rehtaeh: Oh yeah... HARRY POTTER!!!!
Johnny: OMG I KNOW I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!
Audience: ...... *crickets*
Rehtaeh: READ PEOPLE! *chucks book at audience*
Random guy: OW IT HIT ME IN THE FACE!
Johnny: PLEASE DONT PRESS CHARGES!
Rehtaeh: Sorry about that...
Johnny: Now to the video games suggestions...
Zacky: *runs out* COOKING MAMA FURR SHUURE!!
Johnny: Umm...
Sheldon: THE LEGEND OF ZELDA AND ANIMAL CROSSING!
Rehtaeh: OMG I LOVE ANIMAL CROSSINGS!
Gunner: *playing Mario Kart* How about Mario Kart?
Audience: coughDORKScough
Sheldon: SHUT UP!!
Rehtaeh: GUITAR HERO! Even though everyone knows that game...
Random person: What's Guitar Hero?
Rehtaeh: ...Okay I guess not. Anyway...
Johnny: Albums released this week are... uhh... lemme check...
Rehtaeh: You do that. In the mean time, let's sing our favorite songs!
Sheldon: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND--
Johnny: Shelby? Rehtaeh? Please don't sing...
Rehtaeh: I feel like we're forgetting something on this show...
Johnny: Guest stars?
Rehtaeh: OMG OH YEAH!
Johnny: SO INTRODUCE THEM!
Rehtaeh: OKAY, GOD! Our guest stars today are... ESCAPE THE FATE!!!!!!!!!
ETF: *walk out and fall over each other because they tripped over random ladybug and kitty cat*
Rehtaeh: *slaps forehead*
ETF: *stands up and walks over* Hi!
Rehtaeh: Hey, klutzes!
Rob: Not commenting...
Rehtaeh: SHHH!!! Okay, so, sit down and introduce yourselves!
Max: I'm Max Green, the bassist of Escape the Faaaate! *huge grin*
Rob: I'm Robert Ortiz, or Rob for short, the drummer *whispers dramatically and camera zooms in*... of Escape the Fate..!
Johnny and Rehtaeh: uhh.
Random person: ROB YOU'RE SEXY!
Rob: I know right!?
Rehtaeh: Uh please don’t talk like that when I'm around, Rob...
Rob: Sorry my dear sis-- I mean... weird host chick.
Rehtaeh: HEY!!!
Rob: Sorry.
Rehtaeh: CONTINUE.
Monte: I'm Brian Money, also known as Monte Money. The guitarist of Escape the Fate!
Craig: Hi... I'm Craig Mabbit. I sing. Heehee.
Max: We're buds! *hugs Craig*
Craig: OMG YEAH WE ARE!
Rehtaeh: You guys are weird...
Max: No we're not... We're growing beards SEE OH THAT RYHMED!
Craig: That's a good lyric! *writes that down*
Rehtaeh and Sheldon: CRAIG!
Craig: Sorry.
Max: *sings* WE'RE NOT WEIRD, WE'RE JUST GROWING BEARDS!!
Rehtaeh: *camera zooms in and whisper* and this is why Max is not the lead singer of ETF...
Max: What?
Rehtaeh: Nothing... Anyway, we have some *hugs Rob* questions for you guys!
Max: Like, alrighty then.
Monte: Why are you randomly hugging Rob? I DON'T GET IT!
Rehtaeh: Er, never mind.
Monte: OK...
Johnny: First question is for Monte: Why are you so blonde if you're Asian?
Monte: WHO SAYS I'M ASIAN?! And isn't that kinda racist...?
Johnny: Idk I didn't write these.
Monte: Who did?
Johnny: ...Jason Berry. ANYWAY...
Rehtaeh: Next question is for Craig: Are you hot?
Max: OH YEAH!
Rehtaeh: I said Craig...
Max: I know. He just became a selective mute, he told me through text.
Rehtaeh: Uhhh okay then... Raaandom...
Johnny: Next question!
Rehtaeh: Okay okay! Next one is for Maxwell Green... This one might bring back memories...
Max: Uhh okay then.
Rehtaeh: What did you eat for dinner last night?
Max: OH DAMN. I forgot. Lemme think....hmm....
Johnny: (This might take a while...)
Max: OH YEAH! I think I had some fish sticks and gravy with chocolate milk!
Rehtaeh: Fish sticks and gravy?
Max: Yeah, is there something wrong with that?
Rehtaeh: Yes. But, this question is now from the STUDIO AUDIENCE!! WOOO!
Jason: *walks out* this is for Rob/Rehtaeh: WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO CHUMMY?
Rob: Chummy? That sounds like something Plankton would say...
Rehtaeh: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Craig: Hey, wait, aren’t you two brother and sister?
Rob/Rehtaeh: *slaps Craig upside head*
Craig: OOH DAMN I FORGOT! IMA SELECTIVE MUTE!
Slash: *walks in* CRAIG! SHHHHH DONT TELL PEOPLE THAT!
Craig: Aren't you their uncle?
Rob/Rehtaeh/Slash: CRAIG!!!!!
Craig: Whooops, selective muuuuuuuuute!
Max: *giggle*
Rehtaeh: *glares at Max*
Max: Hey, I didn't say anything...
Johnny: ON WITH THE NEXT QUESTION... CAUSE WE NOW KNOW THE ANSWER...
Rehtaeh: *glare at Johnny*
Johnny: Uhh question from the audience?
Random chick: Like, this is for like, Ronnie?
Max: *mood swing to the extreme aka really chipper look on face to really dark and mad face* I'll answer for Ronald....
Random chick: Liiiiiiike, okay! I'd like to know, like, how is that jail cell?
Max: I'M GONNA-- *jumps up and runs into crowd and starts beating chick*
Random chick: LIKE OH MY GOD! IM SOOOO NEVER WATCHING THIS LIKE EVERRR AGAIN!
Rehtaeh: Can we get some security over here please?!
Security aka James Sullivan, Kevin Bacon, and Max Bemis: Come on Max... *pick up Max who's still flailing his arms around like a madman and walk offstage*
Craig: Wow, she's not smart at all. She shouldn't have touched Max's soft spot...
Rehtaeh: What? Max has a soft spot?
Craig: I can't get into it... He'd kill me... Or beat me severely like he did to that chick...
Random chick: OMG I THINK HE WHIPPED MY FACE WITH A JUMPROPE!!
Johnny: PLEEEEEEEEASE don't press charges!!!
Random chick: What are charges?
Everyone: ...........
Craig: I think it'd be good if we left now...
Rehtaeh: Okay, but let's bring out the PIGGYZ AND THE CUPCAKES!! *hugs Rob*
*random colored pigs walk out from backstage and cupcakes start flying out literally*
*everyone is dancing to Craig who is singing Ashley by ETF*
*random strobe lights start going off*
*and everyone onstage is dancing*
Craig: MAKE SURE TO BUY THE TWO ALBUMS WE HAVE OUT!
Rob: THEY ROCK!!!!
Monte: DON'T WORRY ABOUT MAX HE'LL BE FINE!!!
Craig, Rehtaeh, Johnny, Rob, and Monte: BYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!!!!!!
*they all walk offstage*
*awkward silence*
Johnny: *walks back onstage* OH YEAH! We forgot about the albums being released this week!
Rehtaeh: *walks out* Johnny, you're such a dork...
Johnny: Well, they include---
Slash: *is being chased by three flying cupcakes and two pigs that are green and hot pink* SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: Uhh we'll talk about that next time... err... bye! *run after Slash and then offstage*
Rehtaeh: BYE! AGAIN! *does the same*
Max: *pokes head out* Remember, Max Green is JESUS!
*show ends*
Johnny: WE GET IT.
Rehtaeh: Hehehehehehe.
Max: THEN IM JESUS!!!
Rehtaeh: MAAAAAX!! GO BACKSTAGE UNTIL WE ANNOUNCE THE GUEST STARS! GOD!
Max: Sorry.
Rehtaeh: ANYWAY... We'd like to tell you people about some new things we're gonna do on here for time purposes. Since these episodes are supposed to be longer than two minutes aheh, we're gonna have a couple new segments! The first one, which Johnny will tell you about now, is...
Johnny: Stalking Celebrities...
Rehtaeh: YAY! And the second one is...
Johnny: Book suggestions...
Audience: BOOOOO.
Rehtaeh: SHUT UP! OUR AUDIENCE NEEDS TO BE SMART! Next one...
Johnny: Video game suggestions...
Rehtaeh: Hehehehe. And the next one...
Johnny: Albums being released this week...
Rehtaeh: AND PIGGYZ AND CUPCAKES WILL BE ONE TOO!!
Johnny: Wtf.
Rehtaeh: You like it.
Johnny: Of course I do.
Rehtaeh: Now, to our first segment... Stalking Celebrities! The first person we stalked is... NIKKI SIXX!
Johnny: Please don't arrest us.
Rehtaeh: Well, he locked me in his bedroom so we'll have to get back to that when he doesn't know I'm there.
Johnny: Hence the STALKING.
Rehtaeh: Shut up, Johnny! Anyway, what was our next thing?
Johnny: Book suggestions?
Rehtaeh: Oh yeah... HARRY POTTER!!!!
Johnny: OMG I KNOW I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!
Audience: ...... *crickets*
Rehtaeh: READ PEOPLE! *chucks book at audience*
Random guy: OW IT HIT ME IN THE FACE!
Johnny: PLEASE DONT PRESS CHARGES!
Rehtaeh: Sorry about that...
Johnny: Now to the video games suggestions...
Zacky: *runs out* COOKING MAMA FURR SHUURE!!
Johnny: Umm...
Sheldon: THE LEGEND OF ZELDA AND ANIMAL CROSSING!
Rehtaeh: OMG I LOVE ANIMAL CROSSINGS!
Gunner: *playing Mario Kart* How about Mario Kart?
Audience: coughDORKScough
Sheldon: SHUT UP!!
Rehtaeh: GUITAR HERO! Even though everyone knows that game...
Random person: What's Guitar Hero?
Rehtaeh: ...Okay I guess not. Anyway...
Johnny: Albums released this week are... uhh... lemme check...
Rehtaeh: You do that. In the mean time, let's sing our favorite songs!
Sheldon: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND--
Johnny: Shelby? Rehtaeh? Please don't sing...
Rehtaeh: I feel like we're forgetting something on this show...
Johnny: Guest stars?
Rehtaeh: OMG OH YEAH!
Johnny: SO INTRODUCE THEM!
Rehtaeh: OKAY, GOD! Our guest stars today are... ESCAPE THE FATE!!!!!!!!!
ETF: *walk out and fall over each other because they tripped over random ladybug and kitty cat*
Rehtaeh: *slaps forehead*
ETF: *stands up and walks over* Hi!
Rehtaeh: Hey, klutzes!
Rob: Not commenting...
Rehtaeh: SHHH!!! Okay, so, sit down and introduce yourselves!
Max: I'm Max Green, the bassist of Escape the Faaaate! *huge grin*
Rob: I'm Robert Ortiz, or Rob for short, the drummer *whispers dramatically and camera zooms in*... of Escape the Fate..!
Johnny and Rehtaeh: uhh.
Random person: ROB YOU'RE SEXY!
Rob: I know right!?
Rehtaeh: Uh please don’t talk like that when I'm around, Rob...
Rob: Sorry my dear sis-- I mean... weird host chick.
Rehtaeh: HEY!!!
Rob: Sorry.
Rehtaeh: CONTINUE.
Monte: I'm Brian Money, also known as Monte Money. The guitarist of Escape the Fate!
Craig: Hi... I'm Craig Mabbit. I sing. Heehee.
Max: We're buds! *hugs Craig*
Craig: OMG YEAH WE ARE!
Rehtaeh: You guys are weird...
Max: No we're not... We're growing beards SEE OH THAT RYHMED!
Craig: That's a good lyric! *writes that down*
Rehtaeh and Sheldon: CRAIG!
Craig: Sorry.
Max: *sings* WE'RE NOT WEIRD, WE'RE JUST GROWING BEARDS!!
Rehtaeh: *camera zooms in and whisper* and this is why Max is not the lead singer of ETF...
Max: What?
Rehtaeh: Nothing... Anyway, we have some *hugs Rob* questions for you guys!
Max: Like, alrighty then.
Monte: Why are you randomly hugging Rob? I DON'T GET IT!
Rehtaeh: Er, never mind.
Monte: OK...
Johnny: First question is for Monte: Why are you so blonde if you're Asian?
Monte: WHO SAYS I'M ASIAN?! And isn't that kinda racist...?
Johnny: Idk I didn't write these.
Monte: Who did?
Johnny: ...Jason Berry. ANYWAY...
Rehtaeh: Next question is for Craig: Are you hot?
Max: OH YEAH!
Rehtaeh: I said Craig...
Max: I know. He just became a selective mute, he told me through text.
Rehtaeh: Uhhh okay then... Raaandom...
Johnny: Next question!
Rehtaeh: Okay okay! Next one is for Maxwell Green... This one might bring back memories...
Max: Uhh okay then.
Rehtaeh: What did you eat for dinner last night?
Max: OH DAMN. I forgot. Lemme think....hmm....
Johnny: (This might take a while...)
Max: OH YEAH! I think I had some fish sticks and gravy with chocolate milk!
Rehtaeh: Fish sticks and gravy?
Max: Yeah, is there something wrong with that?
Rehtaeh: Yes. But, this question is now from the STUDIO AUDIENCE!! WOOO!
Jason: *walks out* this is for Rob/Rehtaeh: WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO CHUMMY?
Rob: Chummy? That sounds like something Plankton would say...
Rehtaeh: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Craig: Hey, wait, aren’t you two brother and sister?
Rob/Rehtaeh: *slaps Craig upside head*
Craig: OOH DAMN I FORGOT! IMA SELECTIVE MUTE!
Slash: *walks in* CRAIG! SHHHHH DONT TELL PEOPLE THAT!
Craig: Aren't you their uncle?
Rob/Rehtaeh/Slash: CRAIG!!!!!
Craig: Whooops, selective muuuuuuuuute!
Max: *giggle*
Rehtaeh: *glares at Max*
Max: Hey, I didn't say anything...
Johnny: ON WITH THE NEXT QUESTION... CAUSE WE NOW KNOW THE ANSWER...
Rehtaeh: *glare at Johnny*
Johnny: Uhh question from the audience?
Random chick: Like, this is for like, Ronnie?
Max: *mood swing to the extreme aka really chipper look on face to really dark and mad face* I'll answer for Ronald....
Random chick: Liiiiiiike, okay! I'd like to know, like, how is that jail cell?
Max: I'M GONNA-- *jumps up and runs into crowd and starts beating chick*
Random chick: LIKE OH MY GOD! IM SOOOO NEVER WATCHING THIS LIKE EVERRR AGAIN!
Rehtaeh: Can we get some security over here please?!
Security aka James Sullivan, Kevin Bacon, and Max Bemis: Come on Max... *pick up Max who's still flailing his arms around like a madman and walk offstage*
Craig: Wow, she's not smart at all. She shouldn't have touched Max's soft spot...
Rehtaeh: What? Max has a soft spot?
Craig: I can't get into it... He'd kill me... Or beat me severely like he did to that chick...
Random chick: OMG I THINK HE WHIPPED MY FACE WITH A JUMPROPE!!
Johnny: PLEEEEEEEEASE don't press charges!!!
Random chick: What are charges?
Everyone: ...........
Craig: I think it'd be good if we left now...
Rehtaeh: Okay, but let's bring out the PIGGYZ AND THE CUPCAKES!! *hugs Rob*
*random colored pigs walk out from backstage and cupcakes start flying out literally*
*everyone is dancing to Craig who is singing Ashley by ETF*
*random strobe lights start going off*
*and everyone onstage is dancing*
Craig: MAKE SURE TO BUY THE TWO ALBUMS WE HAVE OUT!
Rob: THEY ROCK!!!!
Monte: DON'T WORRY ABOUT MAX HE'LL BE FINE!!!
Craig, Rehtaeh, Johnny, Rob, and Monte: BYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!!!!!!
*they all walk offstage*
*awkward silence*
Johnny: *walks back onstage* OH YEAH! We forgot about the albums being released this week!
Rehtaeh: *walks out* Johnny, you're such a dork...
Johnny: Well, they include---
Slash: *is being chased by three flying cupcakes and two pigs that are green and hot pink* SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: Uhh we'll talk about that next time... err... bye! *run after Slash and then offstage*
Rehtaeh: BYE! AGAIN! *does the same*
Max: *pokes head out* Remember, Max Green is JESUS!
*show ends*
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I know in this episode it says Slash is Rehtaeh's uncle... but you'll know the TRUTH later. (obviously that's not true... if it was that'd be awesome though!)