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Teehee TV
Episode Fifteen
Rehtaeh: Hello everyone! And welcome to the 15th episode of TEEHEE TV!!!!
Johnny: WOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOoooOoOOOOooooOooO!!!!
Rehtaeh: You’re probably wondering why Johnny is in such a good mood today...
Johnny: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!
Rehtaeh: Well, after a poll that TEN PEOPLE TOOK (thanks, jerks), we decided to make an episode that was top rated!!! So GUESS WHO OUR GUEST STAR IS TODAY?!?!?!
Audience: ............*you hear whispers and mumbling*
Rehtaeh: Any guesses?
*Random chick from audience stands up*
Rehtaeh: who do you think it is?
Random chick that stood up: Taylor Lautner?
Rehtaeh: No, not that guest star.
Random chick that stood up: AW MAN!!!
Rehtaeh: uhhh.... Well, any more guesses?
*awkward silence*
Rehtaeh: OH COME ON. Seriously? Okay okay, I’ll give you idiots a hint...
Johnny: HE’S THE PRESIDENT!!!!!
*gasp from everyone*
Rehtaeh: Way to be discreet, Johnny.
Johnny: Now who knows the guest star?!
Audience: OMG IT’S BILL CLINTON!!!!!
Rehtaeh and Johnny: *smack foreheads*
Shelby: Wow, stop living in the 90’s people!
Rehtaeh: No! Sheesh! It’s President Obama!
Audience: *gasp* AHHHHHHHH OBAMAAAAA!!!!!
Johnny: YEAH MAN!!!!!!! WOOOOOOT!!!!!
Random really Republican guy: BOO!
Johnny: GO AWAY!!!!!! *picks up spoon and chucks it at guy* YOU’RE NOT WANTED HERE!!!!!!!
Random really Republican guy: AHH! *runs away*
Johnny: OBAMA!
Rehtaeh: Come on out here, Mr. President!
Obama: *walks out onto stage with some Secret Service guys*
Johnny: OBAMAAAAA!!!!!
Shelby: AH! HI OBAMA!!!!
Rehtaeh: Hi. Right. Well, anyway, so Obama back to--
*that random Republican guy runs back and onto stage*
Secret Service guy #1: HEY! *tackles guy*
Secret Service guy #2: Uh.. *inches closer to Obama* I’ll protect you, Mr. President.
Obama: Um...
Secret Service guy #3: *takes guy to security aka Kevin Bacon, and Max Bemis*
Kevin Bacon: No worries, we got him. *takes guy away*
Rehtaeh: ummmm anyway...
Johnny: CAN WE DO THE PEANUT BUTTER THING NOW?!
Rehtaeh: Shhh! Johnny, I liked it more when you never wanted to talk!
Shelby: aw be nice to my Johnnyyyyyyyy....... *hugs Johnny but he’s really hyper and jumpy, so she stops* Jesus, Johnny calm--
*Max Green runs out*
Max: Did someone say my name?
Shelby: sorry. I meant god.
*Mick walks onstage*
Mick: Yes?
Shelby: uh.. I meant.... Matt Good?
*awkward silence*
Shelby: darn! I thought that would work!
Max: OMG OBAMA!!!!!
Mick: Bye. *walks off*
Max: hehehehehehehehhehe bye. *walks away*
Shelby: As I was saying, calm down Johnny.
Johnny: Sorry! I’m just so happy that we have Obama on our SHOW!!! OUR show!!! As in TEEHEE TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelby: Yes, Johnny, that is our show.
Rehtaeh: Shut up, it’s not YOUR show. It’s mine and JOHNNY’S show.
Shelby: WELL I WRITE THE SCRIPT!
Rehtaeh: SO DO I!
Shelby: WELL YOU’RE NOT WRITING THIS ONE NOW ARE YOU!?
Rehtaeh: SO?!
Shelby: therefore this episode, it is considered MY show too. SHEESH!
Rehtaeh: UGH! WHATEVER!
Obama: So what are we doing today?
Shelby: Have a seat, my good sir! *motions to special chair that is orange and says OBAMA in big letters on it*
Obama: Alright. *sits in special chair*
Rehtaeh: So, Obama, we have a surprise for you today.
Obama: Isn’t there going to be an interview or something today?
Rehtaeh: Pshh, who has enough time to write questions for those? Not us.
Obama: Erm, then what are we doing?
*Jason runs out and sets peanut butter jar and bag of marshmallows on table, then runs backstage*
Rehtaeh: Thanks Jason, even though you’re the SOUND GUY which means you should NOT be setting up this stuff! *glared backstage* I hate people. I really do.
Obama: Huh?
Rehtaeh: ...nevermind. Anyway, guess what we’re doing today?!
Johnny: Can I guess?!
Rehtaeh: Johnny, you already know!
Johnny: Oh yeah. Sorry.
Shelby: I KNOW!
Rehtaeh: WE GET THAT.
Obama: I have no clue. What are we doing?
Rehtaeh: We’re gonna put peanut butter on your faces and throw marshmallows at them!
Obama: Uh, who’s faces?
Rehtaeh: Yours!
Johnny: AND MINEEEEE!
Obama: Is this legal?!
Shelby: Sure, it’s not like we’re gonna kill you. I think.
Secret Service guy #1: That sounded like a threat!
Shelby: What?! I would never threaten--
Secret Service guy # 3: Ma’am, we’re going to have to remove you from the premises.
Shelby: But I--!
Secret Service guy # 2: Don’t make us use extreme force!
Shelby: Oh fine..... *walks with head down into crowd and sits next to audience member* .............*uber long, loud sigh*
Rehtaeh: Uhhhhh anywayyyyy.... on with the marshmallow throwing!
Johnny: First, we need volunteers from the audience to put the peanut butter on our faces and throw them at us!
*almost every hand in audience goes up, including Shelby’s*
Rehtaeh: Not Shelby.
Shelby: WHAAAAAAT!?!!
Rehtaeh: Hmmm how aboooooout......... you there! *points to girl in orange sweater and purple sweatpants*
Girl in bad outfit: WOOOOT! *runs up*
Rehtaeh: uhhh... purple sweatpants?
Girl in bad outfit: Huh?
Rehtaeh: Uh... nothing.
Johnny: Now another volunteer!
*hands go back up in audience, still including Shelby*
Rehtaeh: Not Shelby.
Shelby: WHAAAAAAT!?!!
Johnny: How about you! *points to man with bleached afro and purple jumpsuit*
Guy with afro: Ohhhh yeahhhh! *walks up onto stage, with swagger*
Rehtaeh: What’s up with everyone and wearing purple today?!
Johnny: *shrug*
Rehtaeh: Well... let’s get to know you peoples’ names first!
Guy with afro: Lenny!
Girl in bad outfit: Sandra!
Rehtaeh: Okay! Hi Lenny and Sandra! Come over here and get a spoon!
Lenny and Sandra: Okay!
*they pick up spoons and dunk them in peanut butter*
Rehtaeh: Are you guys ready?!
Johnny: YES!
Obama: Is this considered--
*Lenny and Sandra start covering Johnny and Obama’s faces in peanut butter*
Rehtaeh: Now.... THROW DA MARSHMALLOWS!
Lenny: OMG YAH! *picks up handful of marshmallows and throws them at Johnny’s face*
Sandra: YAY! *picks up a marshmallow and throws it at Obama’s face*
Obama: AH! *tries to cover face*
Johnny: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO--!! *marshmallow lands in throat and starts choking*
Rehtaeh: Wait guys, stop!
Lenny: *stops*
Sandra: *stops*
Rehtaeh: Johnny....?
Johnny: *still choking*
Rehtaeh: OMG Johnny...?
Johnny: *and still choking*
Rehtaeh: Are you okay?
Johnny: *face is all red and starting to turn purpley*
Rehtaeh: What is UP with people and purple today?!
Obama: Oh my god, aren’t you going to help him?!
Rehtaeh: We already tried. Johnny is wayyyyy past when you can help. *rolls eyes*
Obama: *starts giving Johnny the Heimlich maneuver*
Rehtaeh: OMG OBAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO JOHNNY??!?!?!
Johnny: *coughs marshmallow out and it goes flying into soundroom*
*Jason walks out, with huuuuuuge eyes*
Jason: WHO LOST A MARSHMALLOW?!
Johnny: *breathing heavy and waving arms at Jason*
Jason: Here! *throws marshmallow back and it sticks to his face*
: ....Ew....
Rehtaeh: OMG HE WAS CHOKING?!?!?!?
Obama: *slaps forehead* Well, I think we’re done here.
Rehtaeh: ....are you telling me what to do?
Obama: No....?
Rehtaeh: Oh. Okay! *huge smile*
Johnny: *still breathing uber heavy*
Rehtaeh: Well, uhhhh I’m too lazy to stand here, and I’m bored. Sooo byeeee!
Johnny: *waves, still breathing like KHBDJDBFVDSBVJBFS*
Obama: Goodbye, America! *show ends*
Johnny: WOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOoooOoOOOOooooOooO!!!!
Rehtaeh: You’re probably wondering why Johnny is in such a good mood today...
Johnny: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!
Rehtaeh: Well, after a poll that TEN PEOPLE TOOK (thanks, jerks), we decided to make an episode that was top rated!!! So GUESS WHO OUR GUEST STAR IS TODAY?!?!?!
Audience: ............*you hear whispers and mumbling*
Rehtaeh: Any guesses?
*Random chick from audience stands up*
Rehtaeh: who do you think it is?
Random chick that stood up: Taylor Lautner?
Rehtaeh: No, not that guest star.
Random chick that stood up: AW MAN!!!
Rehtaeh: uhhh.... Well, any more guesses?
*awkward silence*
Rehtaeh: OH COME ON. Seriously? Okay okay, I’ll give you idiots a hint...
Johnny: HE’S THE PRESIDENT!!!!!
*gasp from everyone*
Rehtaeh: Way to be discreet, Johnny.
Johnny: Now who knows the guest star?!
Audience: OMG IT’S BILL CLINTON!!!!!
Rehtaeh and Johnny: *smack foreheads*
Shelby: Wow, stop living in the 90’s people!
Rehtaeh: No! Sheesh! It’s President Obama!
Audience: *gasp* AHHHHHHHH OBAMAAAAA!!!!!
Johnny: YEAH MAN!!!!!!! WOOOOOOT!!!!!
Random really Republican guy: BOO!
Johnny: GO AWAY!!!!!! *picks up spoon and chucks it at guy* YOU’RE NOT WANTED HERE!!!!!!!
Random really Republican guy: AHH! *runs away*
Johnny: OBAMA!
Rehtaeh: Come on out here, Mr. President!
Obama: *walks out onto stage with some Secret Service guys*
Johnny: OBAMAAAAA!!!!!
Shelby: AH! HI OBAMA!!!!
Rehtaeh: Hi. Right. Well, anyway, so Obama back to--
*that random Republican guy runs back and onto stage*
Secret Service guy #1: HEY! *tackles guy*
Secret Service guy #2: Uh.. *inches closer to Obama* I’ll protect you, Mr. President.
Obama: Um...
Secret Service guy #3: *takes guy to security aka Kevin Bacon, and Max Bemis*
Kevin Bacon: No worries, we got him. *takes guy away*
Rehtaeh: ummmm anyway...
Johnny: CAN WE DO THE PEANUT BUTTER THING NOW?!
Rehtaeh: Shhh! Johnny, I liked it more when you never wanted to talk!
Shelby: aw be nice to my Johnnyyyyyyyy....... *hugs Johnny but he’s really hyper and jumpy, so she stops* Jesus, Johnny calm--
*Max Green runs out*
Max: Did someone say my name?
Shelby: sorry. I meant god.
*Mick walks onstage*
Mick: Yes?
Shelby: uh.. I meant.... Matt Good?
*awkward silence*
Shelby: darn! I thought that would work!
Max: OMG OBAMA!!!!!
Mick: Bye. *walks off*
Max: hehehehehehehehhehe bye. *walks away*
Shelby: As I was saying, calm down Johnny.
Johnny: Sorry! I’m just so happy that we have Obama on our SHOW!!! OUR show!!! As in TEEHEE TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelby: Yes, Johnny, that is our show.
Rehtaeh: Shut up, it’s not YOUR show. It’s mine and JOHNNY’S show.
Shelby: WELL I WRITE THE SCRIPT!
Rehtaeh: SO DO I!
Shelby: WELL YOU’RE NOT WRITING THIS ONE NOW ARE YOU!?
Rehtaeh: SO?!
Shelby: therefore this episode, it is considered MY show too. SHEESH!
Rehtaeh: UGH! WHATEVER!
Obama: So what are we doing today?
Shelby: Have a seat, my good sir! *motions to special chair that is orange and says OBAMA in big letters on it*
Obama: Alright. *sits in special chair*
Rehtaeh: So, Obama, we have a surprise for you today.
Obama: Isn’t there going to be an interview or something today?
Rehtaeh: Pshh, who has enough time to write questions for those? Not us.
Obama: Erm, then what are we doing?
*Jason runs out and sets peanut butter jar and bag of marshmallows on table, then runs backstage*
Rehtaeh: Thanks Jason, even though you’re the SOUND GUY which means you should NOT be setting up this stuff! *glared backstage* I hate people. I really do.
Obama: Huh?
Rehtaeh: ...nevermind. Anyway, guess what we’re doing today?!
Johnny: Can I guess?!
Rehtaeh: Johnny, you already know!
Johnny: Oh yeah. Sorry.
Shelby: I KNOW!
Rehtaeh: WE GET THAT.
Obama: I have no clue. What are we doing?
Rehtaeh: We’re gonna put peanut butter on your faces and throw marshmallows at them!
Obama: Uh, who’s faces?
Rehtaeh: Yours!
Johnny: AND MINEEEEE!
Obama: Is this legal?!
Shelby: Sure, it’s not like we’re gonna kill you. I think.
Secret Service guy #1: That sounded like a threat!
Shelby: What?! I would never threaten--
Secret Service guy # 3: Ma’am, we’re going to have to remove you from the premises.
Shelby: But I--!
Secret Service guy # 2: Don’t make us use extreme force!
Shelby: Oh fine..... *walks with head down into crowd and sits next to audience member* .............*uber long, loud sigh*
Rehtaeh: Uhhhhh anywayyyyy.... on with the marshmallow throwing!
Johnny: First, we need volunteers from the audience to put the peanut butter on our faces and throw them at us!
*almost every hand in audience goes up, including Shelby’s*
Rehtaeh: Not Shelby.
Shelby: WHAAAAAAT!?!!
Rehtaeh: Hmmm how aboooooout......... you there! *points to girl in orange sweater and purple sweatpants*
Girl in bad outfit: WOOOOT! *runs up*
Rehtaeh: uhhh... purple sweatpants?
Girl in bad outfit: Huh?
Rehtaeh: Uh... nothing.
Johnny: Now another volunteer!
*hands go back up in audience, still including Shelby*
Rehtaeh: Not Shelby.
Shelby: WHAAAAAAT!?!!
Johnny: How about you! *points to man with bleached afro and purple jumpsuit*
Guy with afro: Ohhhh yeahhhh! *walks up onto stage, with swagger*
Rehtaeh: What’s up with everyone and wearing purple today?!
Johnny: *shrug*
Rehtaeh: Well... let’s get to know you peoples’ names first!
Guy with afro: Lenny!
Girl in bad outfit: Sandra!
Rehtaeh: Okay! Hi Lenny and Sandra! Come over here and get a spoon!
Lenny and Sandra: Okay!
*they pick up spoons and dunk them in peanut butter*
Rehtaeh: Are you guys ready?!
Johnny: YES!
Obama: Is this considered--
*Lenny and Sandra start covering Johnny and Obama’s faces in peanut butter*
Rehtaeh: Now.... THROW DA MARSHMALLOWS!
Lenny: OMG YAH! *picks up handful of marshmallows and throws them at Johnny’s face*
Sandra: YAY! *picks up a marshmallow and throws it at Obama’s face*
Obama: AH! *tries to cover face*
Johnny: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO--!! *marshmallow lands in throat and starts choking*
Rehtaeh: Wait guys, stop!
Lenny: *stops*
Sandra: *stops*
Rehtaeh: Johnny....?
Johnny: *still choking*
Rehtaeh: OMG Johnny...?
Johnny: *and still choking*
Rehtaeh: Are you okay?
Johnny: *face is all red and starting to turn purpley*
Rehtaeh: What is UP with people and purple today?!
Obama: Oh my god, aren’t you going to help him?!
Rehtaeh: We already tried. Johnny is wayyyyy past when you can help. *rolls eyes*
Obama: *starts giving Johnny the Heimlich maneuver*
Rehtaeh: OMG OBAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO JOHNNY??!?!?!
Johnny: *coughs marshmallow out and it goes flying into soundroom*
*Jason walks out, with huuuuuuge eyes*
Jason: WHO LOST A MARSHMALLOW?!
Johnny: *breathing heavy and waving arms at Jason*
Jason: Here! *throws marshmallow back and it sticks to his face*
: ....Ew....
Rehtaeh: OMG HE WAS CHOKING?!?!?!?
Obama: *slaps forehead* Well, I think we’re done here.
Rehtaeh: ....are you telling me what to do?
Obama: No....?
Rehtaeh: Oh. Okay! *huge smile*
Johnny: *still breathing uber heavy*
Rehtaeh: Well, uhhhh I’m too lazy to stand here, and I’m bored. Sooo byeeee!
Johnny: *waves, still breathing like KHBDJDBFVDSBVJBFS*
Obama: Goodbye, America! *show ends*
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Obama is so cool, isn't he??