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Teehee TV
Episode Sixteen
Rehtaeh: Hey everyone, dis be Rehtaeh! Welcome to Teehee TV. We love you.
Johnny: Ew, no we don’t.
Rehtaeh: SHUT UP JOHNNY YOU’RE UGLY.
Johnny: …thanks.
Rehtaeh: so anyways, today on Teehee TV, we’re gonna smile creepily at Shelby. Where is Shelby? Has anyone seen her?
Johnny: I saw her last night…! Hehehehehehe
Rehtaeh: shut up Johnny. We DON’T wanna know. There could be CHILDREN watching this!
Johnny: you are a child
Rehtaeh: … anywho, now, WHERE IS SHELBY.
CC: WHERE IS MY DAWTAH?!
Random Audience Member: Maybe she’s peeing.
Random Audience Member #2: Maybe she’s just too dumb to be here.
Rehtaeh: …. Ronnie shut up.
Random Audience Member #2 AKA Ronnie: ILY REHTAEH UR MAH BFF.
Rehtaeh: Where’s your lady love?
Johnny: *coughs*
Ronnie: oh, she’s…. idk, she was in the shower when I left.
Johnny: of course YOOOU know that.
Rehtaeh: … you probably did her in the shower, Johnny. Don’t be so jealous
Johnny: hehehehehehehe
Ronnie: I thought you said children might be watching this.
Rehtaeh: *shrug* sucks for those children. I just said that to shut Johnny up. Come here Ronnie. We need entertainment.
Ronnie: I’m entertaining? *goes on set*
Rehtaeh: *pokes his eye*
Random Craig Lover: *hits Ronnie in the face with tomato*
Ronnie: YOU’RE GAY!
Rehtaeh: Ronald, Teehee TV supports gay people. Don’t be mean!
Ronnie: I never said I didn’t support gay people. Adam’s gay and I support him.
Adam Gontier: *walks out* I’m not gay!
Ronnie: No, the OTHER Adam!
Adam Lambert: *walks out*
Audience: *huge cheers*
Adam Gontier: Oh I see the way it is.
Shelby: *runs out naked* OMG ADAM! *hugs Adam Lambert*
Audience: *crickets*
Rehtaeh: Bahahaha!
CC: Shelby forgot to wear clothes again…
Shelby: …oh…. This is embarrassing
Johnny: it’s sexy. And my junk is bigger than CC’s!
Everyone: * awkward silence and stares at Johnny *
Slash: *walks out* …. Do I wanna know?
Me: no dad, just no.
Craig: *skips out* LALALALALAL-
Ronnie: *jumps on Craig’s back and starts ripping his hair out*
Craig: AHHH!
Rehtaeh: RONALD JOSEPH RADKE YOU BETTER STOP OR I’LL GET YOUR DAD OUT HERE!
Ronnie: …ok… *attempts to strangle Craig*
Rehtaeh: *kicks Ronnie in stomach*
Ronnie: owwwww! Hey! *throws Craig’s shoe at her*
Rehtaeh: grrrrrr….
Craig: *runs away*
Shelby: *walks out wearing clothes* so anyways… ADAM! *hugs*
Johnny: I liked you better naked.
Rehtaeh: *slaps Johnny*
Shelby: I think I’m gonna go cry now. *walks offstage*
Adam Lambert: *follows* DOOON’T CRYYYYY SHEEEELBYYYYY
Adam Gontier: I’m hungry, who wants to get some Mexican with me?
Jason Berry: *runs out* YA MAAAAN!
Rehtaeh: he has no idea what he’s getting into…. Hehe.
Johnny: whose gonna do our sound stuff now?
DJ: *walks out* hey guys!
Rehtaeh: DJ, be our sound man!
DJ: Yay! I’m DJ the DJ.
Rehtaeh: DJ, never do that again.
Johnny: so…. Many…. DJs! Brain… might… exploooooode!
Rehtaeh: *rolls eyes*
Jason and Adam G.: *leave*
DJ: *mixes random song somehow*
Rehtaeh: omg DJ….
DJ: *mixes Rehtaeh, Johnny and CC’s voice so Rehtaeh’s is high pitched with an English accent, Johnny’s is low and masculine [cough] with and Irish accent, and CC’s is NORMAL people accent instead of BROOKLYN*
Rehtaeh: DJ what are y- woaaah my voice sounds weird. AWESOOOOME. Omg I have a Jacky accent! And Daniel Radcliffe! And Emma Watson who I hate! No offense.
Emma Watson Fan: HEEEEY!
Rehtaeh: shut up.
Johnny: ummmm….. OMG WHY IS MY VOICE SO LOOOOW?! AND WHY DO I HAVE AN IRISH ACCENT!
CC: *yawns* Where is my daughter?
Rehtaeh: OMG! THE BROOKLYN IS GOOOOONE!
Everyone: *cheers*
Sixx: *walks onstage with Nikki, Shelby’s beef. The awesome chick who is friends with us cuz she’s awesome. On quizilla. And she’s following shelby and Rehtaeh and teehee TV on twitter. And Clarice. Shelby’s cat.*
Sixx: now he’s a little less annoying!
Nikki: *hugs CC* hey cutie pie!
CC: Hi Nikki
Nikki: WOAH WHAT’S UP WITH HIS VOICE! And why was Shelby naked backstage crying?
Rehtaeh: don’t ask. Johnny’s being a (DJ has censored this).
Johnny: I have a big (DJ has censored this), thank you!
Nikki: I don’t wanna know….
DJ: *mixes Sixx’s and Nikki’s voices so Sixx’s voice is nasally and has a new jersey accent, and Nikki’s is really raspy and old lady sounding*
Rehtaeh: since we forgot what we were doing, let’s interview Sixx and Nikki! Sit down in that chair Nikki, Sixx sit on the floor!
Sixx: but there’s a chair and a couch ri-
Rehtaeh: Just sit on the floor!
Sixx: *sits in chair*
Rehtaeh: RONNIE WAS GONNA SIT THERE!
Sixx: he’s too busy girly slapping Craig.
Everyone: *looks at curtain and sees shadows of Ronnie and Craig girly slapping each other*
Rehtaeh: God they’re weird.
Mick: Yes?
Rehtaeh: nothing Mick.
Mick: psh, fine then. *leaves*
Rehtaeh: soooooo, Niiiiiikki, what’s up girlfriend?!
Nikki: NOT MUCH LOOOVE!
Sixx: *rolls eyes*
Rehtaeh: So, Mr. Sixx, how’s the new Sixx AM Album? DJ won’t tell me anything. Maybe you will. *wink*
Sixx: it’s lovely… and yeah… I can’t tell you because we are being super secretive.
Rehtaeh: well that sucks… ok, anyways…
DJ: *makes her voice really low*
Rehtaeh: DJ!
DJ: hehehehehehe! *makes it higher* sorry
Rehtaeh: yeah whatever.
DJ: hehe!
Rehtaeh: sooooo… guys….. DO YOU LOVE SHELBY?!
Nikki: Well duh!
Sixx: … do I have to answer?!
Nikki: Yes!
Sixx: yes… like a friend.
Rehtaeh: AWWWWWWWW!
Johnny: Well, time’s up guys.
Nikki: AWE MAAAAN! That’s lame. Let’s play a game!
Johnny: …no.
Nikki: *sigh* ok.
Johnny: BYE!
Rehtaeh: *sings* GOOODBYYYYYYYYE.
DJ: *waves*
Sixx: this is a random end. Bye.
Ronnie and Craig: *still beating each other up*
Craig: bye! *waves*
Ronnie: *punches him* you’re gay! Bye! *waves*
Johnny: Ew, no we don’t.
Rehtaeh: SHUT UP JOHNNY YOU’RE UGLY.
Johnny: …thanks.
Rehtaeh: so anyways, today on Teehee TV, we’re gonna smile creepily at Shelby. Where is Shelby? Has anyone seen her?
Johnny: I saw her last night…! Hehehehehehe
Rehtaeh: shut up Johnny. We DON’T wanna know. There could be CHILDREN watching this!
Johnny: you are a child
Rehtaeh: … anywho, now, WHERE IS SHELBY.
CC: WHERE IS MY DAWTAH?!
Random Audience Member: Maybe she’s peeing.
Random Audience Member #2: Maybe she’s just too dumb to be here.
Rehtaeh: …. Ronnie shut up.
Random Audience Member #2 AKA Ronnie: ILY REHTAEH UR MAH BFF.
Rehtaeh: Where’s your lady love?
Johnny: *coughs*
Ronnie: oh, she’s…. idk, she was in the shower when I left.
Johnny: of course YOOOU know that.
Rehtaeh: … you probably did her in the shower, Johnny. Don’t be so jealous
Johnny: hehehehehehehe
Ronnie: I thought you said children might be watching this.
Rehtaeh: *shrug* sucks for those children. I just said that to shut Johnny up. Come here Ronnie. We need entertainment.
Ronnie: I’m entertaining? *goes on set*
Rehtaeh: *pokes his eye*
Random Craig Lover: *hits Ronnie in the face with tomato*
Ronnie: YOU’RE GAY!
Rehtaeh: Ronald, Teehee TV supports gay people. Don’t be mean!
Ronnie: I never said I didn’t support gay people. Adam’s gay and I support him.
Adam Gontier: *walks out* I’m not gay!
Ronnie: No, the OTHER Adam!
Adam Lambert: *walks out*
Audience: *huge cheers*
Adam Gontier: Oh I see the way it is.
Shelby: *runs out naked* OMG ADAM! *hugs Adam Lambert*
Audience: *crickets*
Rehtaeh: Bahahaha!
CC: Shelby forgot to wear clothes again…
Shelby: …oh…. This is embarrassing
Johnny: it’s sexy. And my junk is bigger than CC’s!
Everyone: * awkward silence and stares at Johnny *
Slash: *walks out* …. Do I wanna know?
Me: no dad, just no.
Craig: *skips out* LALALALALAL-
Ronnie: *jumps on Craig’s back and starts ripping his hair out*
Craig: AHHH!
Rehtaeh: RONALD JOSEPH RADKE YOU BETTER STOP OR I’LL GET YOUR DAD OUT HERE!
Ronnie: …ok… *attempts to strangle Craig*
Rehtaeh: *kicks Ronnie in stomach*
Ronnie: owwwww! Hey! *throws Craig’s shoe at her*
Rehtaeh: grrrrrr….
Craig: *runs away*
Shelby: *walks out wearing clothes* so anyways… ADAM! *hugs*
Johnny: I liked you better naked.
Rehtaeh: *slaps Johnny*
Shelby: I think I’m gonna go cry now. *walks offstage*
Adam Lambert: *follows* DOOON’T CRYYYYY SHEEEELBYYYYY
Adam Gontier: I’m hungry, who wants to get some Mexican with me?
Jason Berry: *runs out* YA MAAAAN!
Rehtaeh: he has no idea what he’s getting into…. Hehe.
Johnny: whose gonna do our sound stuff now?
DJ: *walks out* hey guys!
Rehtaeh: DJ, be our sound man!
DJ: Yay! I’m DJ the DJ.
Rehtaeh: DJ, never do that again.
Johnny: so…. Many…. DJs! Brain… might… exploooooode!
Rehtaeh: *rolls eyes*
Jason and Adam G.: *leave*
DJ: *mixes random song somehow*
Rehtaeh: omg DJ….
DJ: *mixes Rehtaeh, Johnny and CC’s voice so Rehtaeh’s is high pitched with an English accent, Johnny’s is low and masculine [cough] with and Irish accent, and CC’s is NORMAL people accent instead of BROOKLYN*
Rehtaeh: DJ what are y- woaaah my voice sounds weird. AWESOOOOME. Omg I have a Jacky accent! And Daniel Radcliffe! And Emma Watson who I hate! No offense.
Emma Watson Fan: HEEEEY!
Rehtaeh: shut up.
Johnny: ummmm….. OMG WHY IS MY VOICE SO LOOOOW?! AND WHY DO I HAVE AN IRISH ACCENT!
CC: *yawns* Where is my daughter?
Rehtaeh: OMG! THE BROOKLYN IS GOOOOONE!
Everyone: *cheers*
Sixx: *walks onstage with Nikki, Shelby’s beef. The awesome chick who is friends with us cuz she’s awesome. On quizilla. And she’s following shelby and Rehtaeh and teehee TV on twitter. And Clarice. Shelby’s cat.*
Sixx: now he’s a little less annoying!
Nikki: *hugs CC* hey cutie pie!
CC: Hi Nikki
Nikki: WOAH WHAT’S UP WITH HIS VOICE! And why was Shelby naked backstage crying?
Rehtaeh: don’t ask. Johnny’s being a (DJ has censored this).
Johnny: I have a big (DJ has censored this), thank you!
Nikki: I don’t wanna know….
DJ: *mixes Sixx’s and Nikki’s voices so Sixx’s voice is nasally and has a new jersey accent, and Nikki’s is really raspy and old lady sounding*
Rehtaeh: since we forgot what we were doing, let’s interview Sixx and Nikki! Sit down in that chair Nikki, Sixx sit on the floor!
Sixx: but there’s a chair and a couch ri-
Rehtaeh: Just sit on the floor!
Sixx: *sits in chair*
Rehtaeh: RONNIE WAS GONNA SIT THERE!
Sixx: he’s too busy girly slapping Craig.
Everyone: *looks at curtain and sees shadows of Ronnie and Craig girly slapping each other*
Rehtaeh: God they’re weird.
Mick: Yes?
Rehtaeh: nothing Mick.
Mick: psh, fine then. *leaves*
Rehtaeh: soooooo, Niiiiiikki, what’s up girlfriend?!
Nikki: NOT MUCH LOOOVE!
Sixx: *rolls eyes*
Rehtaeh: So, Mr. Sixx, how’s the new Sixx AM Album? DJ won’t tell me anything. Maybe you will. *wink*
Sixx: it’s lovely… and yeah… I can’t tell you because we are being super secretive.
Rehtaeh: well that sucks… ok, anyways…
DJ: *makes her voice really low*
Rehtaeh: DJ!
DJ: hehehehehehe! *makes it higher* sorry
Rehtaeh: yeah whatever.
DJ: hehe!
Rehtaeh: sooooo… guys….. DO YOU LOVE SHELBY?!
Nikki: Well duh!
Sixx: … do I have to answer?!
Nikki: Yes!
Sixx: yes… like a friend.
Rehtaeh: AWWWWWWWW!
Johnny: Well, time’s up guys.
Nikki: AWE MAAAAN! That’s lame. Let’s play a game!
Johnny: …no.
Nikki: *sigh* ok.
Johnny: BYE!
Rehtaeh: *sings* GOOODBYYYYYYYYE.
DJ: *waves*
Sixx: this is a random end. Bye.
Ronnie and Craig: *still beating each other up*
Craig: bye! *waves*
Ronnie: *punches him* you’re gay! Bye! *waves*
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we all knew that would happen if Craig and Ronnie were put in the same room