TLOZ Chatroom

TLOZ Chatroom 10 pt. 1

Catching up: There was a chatroom special in which it is revealed that Ganondorf forced Malon into marriage, Link had his hair chopped by Sheik, and Zant is dead. (Really?!)

*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
*btdubsimad00d has logged on*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
*partygril984 has logged on*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: whoaaa like everyone important logged on...
sidebangsarehawt: NOT TUER!!! KAIKOURA DIDNT LOG ON
insaneprsnofdoom: IGNORING BECAUSE YOU CANT EVEN SPELL TRUE
sidebangsarehawt: ;^;
twilight_dwelleR: whoa, thats so weird, almost everyone DID log on...
insaneprsnofdoom: i know!
partygril984: so link i heard about--
sidebangsarehawt: DONT HATE ME FOREVER ZELDA!!! I KNOW YOURE MAD AT ME FOR THE MARTH THING, BUT I AM TRULEY SORRY!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: ...you really cant spell any form of true can you?
partygril984: link, im really not mad anymore!
twilight_dwelleR: is your caps lock permanently on or something link?
sidebangsarehawt: everyone STOP MAKING FUN OF ME and really? :D
partygril984: yes really! marth and i talked about it and we agreed to break up, it wasnt because i was mad at you
sidebangsarehawt: awww really?! so youre single now?! :D
partygril984: no, im dating captain falcon
sidebangsarehawt: WTMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
partygril984: uhh wtm?
sidebangsarehawt: WHAT THE MUSHROOM
partygril984: oh yeah...
sidebangsarehawt: err but what were you saying you heard about?
partygril984: oh yeah! i heard about your incident at the bombchu bowling alley...
sidebangsarehawt: oh < | 3 yes, its depressing........ my life will never be the same....
btdubsimad00d: ugh you have a hat to cover it, link
sidebangsarehawt: SO?! T-T
btdubsimad00d: -___-
twilight_dwelleR: wait what happened to his hair?
sidebangsarehawt: SHEIK CUT IT
btdubsimad00d: only because i had to!
twilight_dwelleR: what does it look like now?!
sidebangsarehawt: like DEATH
twilight_dwelleR: really link? lol...
hero_oftehworldz: hey, looks like im the link with the best hair now ;D
sidebangsarehawt: TOO BAD YOU HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR!!! MY HAIR IS NATURALLY STRAIGHT AND FULL OF VOLUME!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: :oooooooooooo SO?!?!?!
insaneprsnofdoom: whoa wait shadow link doesnt have straight hair?
sidebangsarehawt: no!!! its like a jewfro!!!
hero_oftehworldz: uh okay not at all!!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: daww i like shadow's natural hair though...
sidebangsarehawt: ONLY EMO KIDS STRAIGHTEN THEIR HAIR
twilight_dwelleR: stop typing in caps! and your username is sidebangsarehawt!
insaneprsnofdoom: >_> only YOU would think emo kids straighten their hair...
sidebangsarehawt: EVERYONE HATES ME BECAUSE IM HONEST!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: everyone hates you because youre stupid!!!!! and what is shadows natural hair like if its not curly or straight? is it wavy?
hero_oftehworldz: nehhhhyes -__- its stupid
insaneprsnofdoom: AWWWWW I BET THAT LOOKS SO CUUUUUUUTE!
twilight_dwelleR: it doeeees! :D
partygril984: AWW im imagining a sleepy shadow link just waking up with curly bed head!
all three girls: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
hero_oftehworldz: aww you guys think im cuuute :3
sidebangsarehawt: YES, BUT THEN IMAGINE HIS SUPER SHARP FANGS BITING YOU!
partygril984: AWWW now im imagining him with cute little kitty teeth!!
all three girls again: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
sidebangsarehawt: WOGHSIFSHGKHGRHGIwgeirpoeghgghfhfhgdfhgterjghjbgjfhdf
twilight_dwelleR: heyy! link took his caps lock off!
sidebangsarehawt: >_>
usurpderpdeederp: -sniffle- ....I don't have any hair... So I can't talk about it with you guys.. ;^;
insaneprsnofdoom: aww thats okay zant -hug- i uhh dont have hair either because im a zora... aheh...
usurpderpdeederp: Yayy! Really?! :D
insaneprsnofdoom: yes! we can make the pwnh lodge!
usurpderpdeederp: Pronounced like pwn-heh lodge? OMG LIKE PONY LODGE?
insaneprsnofdoom: uhh sureee!
usurpderpdeederp: Sweet! :D thanks Rabia!
insaneprsnofdoom: anytime!
sidebangsarehawt: hey... you know... sheik has plenty of hair to go around... his hair goes to his waist...
usurpderpdeederp: ...Wanna go cut Sheik's hair with me Rabia...
insaneprsnofdoom: YES... wait arent you dead?
usurpderpdeederp: Yeah, but I can cut it in spirit form.
insaneprsnofdoom: oh... OKAY! :D
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
btdubsimad00d: WHY IN THE SACRED REALM WOULD YOU DO THAT, LINK?
sidebangsarehawt: PAYBACK BITCH!!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: youre such an ungrateful brat!
hero_oftehworldz: i agree!
*btdubsimad00d has logged off*
sidebangsarehawt: uhh whoops i didnt plan on sheik getting mad at me... ._.
twilight_dwelleR: -___- wow link, just wow...

WHY IS LINK SO STUPID????? WHY IS HE SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL BRAT WHEN SHEIK WAS ONLY SAVING HIM FROM CRAZY LADIES?! NO ONE KNOWS! READ PART TWO!