TLOZ Chatroom

TLOZ Chatroom 12 pt. 1

Catching up: Three specials in a row! WOW! Well, in the first special, Rabia, Sheik, and Zelda had gone to save Kaikoura. In the second special, they saved her. In the third special, we learn that Tingle is a very bad poet, Sheik doesn't like writing ACTUAL STORIES (gosh, Sheik), and Midna has ADD. xD (sorry Midna)

*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*shukaku132 has logged on*
*partygril984 has logged on*
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: how was SAVING MALON? >.>
sidebangsarehawt: it sucked! i couldnt even find them in castle town! i think ganondorf was lying!
insaneprsnofdoom: -___- wow, i am just shocked
sidebangsarehawt: I KNOW!!!
shukaku132: link, why didnt you come save me? :'[
sidebangsarehawt: aww i was going to! but then malon needed saving, and i couldnt let her die!
partygril984: link, she was fine! kaikoura almost died! thank the heavens we had sheik!
sidebangsarehawt: YOU KILLED SHEIK?!
partygril984: what??????? no! sheik helped SAVE kaikoura, unlike YOU!
sidebangsarehawt: well.... gee guys, im sorry :'[
shukaku132: its okay link, i lived -eHug-
sidebangsarehawt: aww good! :] -eHug back-
partygril984: im still not going to get over this!
insaneprsnofdoom: hehehehehe....
partygril984: uhh do i wanna know what youre giggling about?
insaneprsnofdoom: nope...
partygril984: uhh okay... well... im going to go talk to some people holding this charity event thingy real quick, so uhh... ill be back o.o
*partygril984 has gone afk*
insaneprsnofdoom: hehehehehe so link....
sidebangsarehawt: yeeeeeeees?
insaneprsnofdoom: i heard about you "comforting" zelda.... eight times....
sidebangsarehawt: huh? i comfort zelda all the time! it was more than eight times!
insaneprsnofdoom: no, not comforting! "COMFORTING"... you know... like...
sidebangsarehawt: o.o
insaneprsnofdoom: yeah, you know what im sayin
sidebangsarehawt: havent we talked about this before?! im a virgin, man!
shukaku132: i can imagine why...
sidebangsarehawt: what?
shukaku132: what?
insaneprsnofdoom: hmm, thats not what zelda tells me...
sidebangsarehawt: what does she tell you?! I THINK I WOULD REMEMBER IF I HAD SEX WITH MY DREAM GIRL LIKE EIGHT TIMES...
insaneprsnofdoom: well, if it wasnt you, then it must have been someone who looked EXACTLY like you in the dark... and would leave little bite marks on her neck afterwards....
sidebangsarehawt: ...........oh farore..........
insaneprsnofdoom: you catchin on? ;]
sidebangsarehawt: yes... red link, THAT TROLL BAG!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: -___- i swear hes retarded...
sidebangsarehawt: i cant believe him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: LINK, NOT RED...
sidebangsarehawt: ....blue?!?!?!?!?!?
insaneprsnofdoom: -___-
sidebangsarehawt: that little--
insaneprsnofdoom: WHO LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE YOU IN THIS CHATROOM....
sidebangsarehawt: .......tingle?
insaneprsnofdoom: NO...... WHO HAS THE SAME BUILD AND HEIGHT AS YOU, LINK.... THINK HARD, CHILD, THINK HARD....
sidebangsarehawt: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
insaneprsnofdoom: ....AND HAS LITTLE POINTY TEETH.........
sidebangsarehawt: OMG A SQUIRREL?!?!?
insaneprsnofdoom: -_____________- can i punch him? like please? over and over again?
sidebangsarehawt: waaaaaait.... in the dark? did this ONLY happen at night?
insaneprsnofdoom: from what she told me, yes
sidebangsarehawt: >:ooooooooooooooooooo I KNOW WHO IT WAS!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: do you now? about time! who do you think it is?
sidebangsarehawt: THAT CONIVING BASTARD, SHADOW LINK!!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: FINALLY!!!!!! YOU CATCH ON!!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: IM OFFENDED!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: uhh why are you offended? you should be pissed, not offended o.o
sidebangsarehawt: SHE THINKS IM EVIL LIKE SHADOW...
insaneprsnofdoom: what?
sidebangsarehawt: i would NOT bite zelda because im not a VAMPIRE!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: neither is shadow link though...
sidebangsarehawt: YES HE IS! HE ONLY COMES OUT AT NIGHT! AND HE SUCKS PEOPLE'S BLOOOOOD!
insaneprsnofdoom: dude, hes a SHADOW... he only comes out at night because of that!!! and he doesnt suck blood, he just bites!!!
sidebangsarehawt: how would you know?! are you a shadow link expert now or something?!
insaneprsnofdoom: hehehehe....
sidebangsarehawt: OMM, DID HE CORRUPT YOU TOO?!
insaneprsnofdoom: what? no! i was already corrupted!
sidebangsarehawt: oh....
shukaku132: i just remembered i was online :D
sidebangsarehawt: KAIKOURA, MAKE THE WRITER HAVE SHADOW LINK LOG ON... NOW....
shukaku132: uhh thats not really in my power to tell her
sidebangsarehawt: what?! YOURE THE WRITER BUT IN HYLIAN FORM! TELL HER NOW!!!
shukaku132: must i? cant we keep the peace? ;^;
sidebangsarehawt: NO!!!
shukaku132: imagine all the people!!!!!--
sidebangsarehawt: DONT GET ALL JOHN LENNON ON ME! ITS NOT GONNA STOP ME!
shukaku132: the power of peace repels you link! dont hurt my shadow! T_T
sidebangsarehawt: OMT DOES EVERYONE LOVE THIS DEVIL?!
*btdubsimad00d has logged on*
sidebangsarehawt: BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHLASDJALALALAFJHFHGFSGHDJHFSH YOU ARENT SHADOW LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: o.o did i come at a bad time?
sidebangsarehawt: FHEGFSIFHIUFHwhakhahsag=jsdhfvdsfuhuHUDSHDFHSFHUGFGSFSIUI!
btdubsimad00d: dude whats wrong?!
sidebangsarehawt: SHADOW.... LINK... WILL.... PAY....
btdubsimad00d: o__o not gonna get involved....
*btdubsimad00d has logged off*
shukaku132: what?! sheik! don't leave me here to die from links drama!!!
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged on*
shukaku132: eeep! ._.
*shukaku132 has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: heyy everybodyy
sidebangsarehawt: SHADOW, DRAW YOUR WEAPON!!!!!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: uhh i dont have any weapons on me...
sidebangsarehawt: oh.. then... BORROW THIS ONE! -eHandsHimARandomSword-
hero_oftehworldz: umm why do i --
sidebangsarehawt: ITS TIME TO DUEL, PREDATOR!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: what are you talking about, link?!
WINDZ_BABEH: i see link is just as crazy as i remember him being... xD
sidebangsarehawt: SHUT UP, WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!!....who are you anyway?
WINDZ_BABEH: lord vaati! duhh...
sidebangsarehawt: ANOTHER FOE!!!! DRAW YOUR WEAPON TOO!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: dude, im a mage... i dont USE weapons...
sidebangsarehawt: oh yeah... FINE! STAY OUT OF MY WAY THEN, VAATI! FOR NOW I SHALL FIGHT YOUR BELOVED SHADOW BEAST!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: heyyy im not a shadow beast! >.<
sidebangsarehawt: AHHHHHHHHH!!! -eRunsAtShadowLinkWithMasterSwordAtHand-
hero_oftehworldz: WHOA, WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME!!! -eDodgesBlowsFromLink'sSword-
sidebangsarehawt: READ THE CHAT HISTORY, YOU SICK MONKEY...
hero_oftehworldz: lawl, they should give you an award for coming up with so many random insults xD
sidebangsarehawt: SILENCE!!!!! just read the chat history!!!
hero_oftehworldz: -is reading chat history-
sidebangsarehawt: NOW DO YOU SEE?????
hero_oftehworldz: whaaat? just because we look similar in the dark and she had bite marks AUTOMATICALLY means its me, right?!
sidebangsarehawt: well...... YEAH!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: ......well it WASNT!!!!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: oh.......well...... ._.
hero_oftehworldz: hey, you believed me? ;D sweeeet.
sidebangsarehawt: -eGasp- so you admit it!!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: well im not denying it
sidebangsarehawt: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: why should i be ashamed?
sidebangsarehawt: because!!!!!! SHES MINE!!!!!!! you have midna!!!! so you can just back off!!!
hero_oftehworldz: you think i did that when i was with midna?! uhh -- NO!!!
sidebangsarehawt: oh... then... when was this?
hero_oftehworldz: if i tell you, you'll try to kill me again
sidebangsarehawt: JUST TELL ME!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: fine! i dont remember exactly when but it happened over the course of like two years
sidebangsarehawt: when did it happen over a course of two years?!
hero_oftehworldz: im getting to that!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: -eating easymac and watching screen intently-
hero_oftehworldz: what is with everyone and easymac in this chatroom?
sidebangsarehawt: HELLO?!?!?!?
hero_oftehworldz: DUDE, SHUT UP!!! it happened when you were sealed away in the sacred realm for seven years... or part of it at least
sidebangsarehawt: okay... go on...
hero_oftehworldz: it started when she was sixteen and i was fourteen... i think... ._.
sidebangsarehawt: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
hero_oftehworldz: no wait... maybe she was seventeen and i was fifteen.... hmm i dont really remember... but one of those is right!
sidebangsarehawt: DUDE SHES NINETEEN NOW!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: yeah, youre point is?
sidebangsarehawt: that means she was dating marth when it stopped!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: no thats not why it stopped, she wasnt dating marth yet
sidebangsarehawt: WHY DID IT STOP THEN?!?!?!?!
hero_oftehworldz: because i didnt know sheik and zelda split using the three sword and accidently came onto sheik ._. and he threw me out a window thinking i was you... xD
sidebangsarehawt: ...is that why sheik didnt talk to me for like three weeks in january?!
hero_oftehworldz: most likely, yes
sidebangsarehawt: I HATE YOU STILL!!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: i can live with that
sidebangsarehawt: YOURE DEAD!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: no im not lol
sidebangsarehawt: well..... ILL KILL YOU AGAIN AND THIS TIME YOU WONT COME BACK!!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: yes he will -- i still have the dark mirror to draw him out of again
sidebangsarehawt: HIDING BEHIND YOUR PRECIOUS VAATI I SEE!!! YOU ALWAYS WERE WEAK!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: i was? xD
sidebangsarehawt: YES!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: -eKnockMasterSwordOutOfLink'sHands-
sidebangsarehawt: .......THIS IS WHY I HAVE BOMBS!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: link, dont use bombs!!!!! bad idea!!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: YOU THINK IM GONNA FALL FOR THAT ONE?!
hero_oftehworldz: no im serious!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: TOO LATE!!!!! -eLightsBomb-
hero_oftehworldz: DUDE YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!!!
-sidebangsarehawt has been disconnected with a boom-
insaneprsnofdoom: -___- yup, hes an idiot alright...

WHY DID LINK THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO BLOW HIMSELF UP?! WHY IS SHADOW LINK SO HOT?! (oh wait... I wasn't supposed to type that, was I?) WHY DID I JUST NOW ADD VAATI INTO THIS CHATROOM?! WHERE ARE ZANT AND MIDNA?! AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT GANONDORF OR TINGLE, SO I'M NOT ASKING ABOUT THEM RIGHT NOW... STAY TUNED AND READ PART TWO FOR ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS BURNING IN YOUR HEAD!!!!!!