TLOZ Chatroom
SPECIAL TLOZ and FFC Crossover Chatroom 2
insaneprsnofdoom has logged on
shukaku132 has logged on
NotLordV has logged on
sidebangsarehawt has logged on
shukaku132: hey Voldie, Link, and Rehtaeh!
insaneprsnofdoom: Hiya!
NotLordV: what’s up?
sidebangsarehawt: hiiiiiiiiiii im in the hospital and for some reason i have no burns on my body from blowing myself up!
shukaku132: …..then why are you in the hospital?
sidebangsarehawt: because i.......o.o good question......
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: MY LOVE, ZANT! Hi. :)
NotLordV: Hey buddy! What’s going on? any evil schemes as of late?
usurpderpdeederp: Sadly, no...
shukaku132: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! YOU KIDNAPPED ME!!!!!!
usurpderpdeederp: Well only because I had mistaken you for a Lizalfo!
shukaku132: -____________- thanks a lot zant....
usurpderpdeederp: So how about you, Voldy?! Any evil plans lately?
insaneprsnofdoom: I don’t think you look like a Lizalfo, Kaikoura!
NotLordV: oh yes, I have a VERY evil plan! I have kidnapped Ms. Rehtaeh, and I’m holding her captive. Best of all no one knows where she is! She either has to join me or DIIIIIE!
usurpderpdeederp: Ooooh that is just EVIIIIL!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: I don’t wanna join you though. You’re old, and ugly... and you smell bad!
NotLordV: >.>
insaneprsnofdoom: hehehehehehehehe.
NotLordV: excuse me, I have something I have to attend to...
*NotLordV has gone AFK*
insaneprsnofdoom: so anyways guys, are you trying to save me?
shukaku132: yes, but we have to make polyjuice potion, which will take about a month...
insaneprsnofdoom: SERIOUSLY.
shukaku132: yes, but hey, you could really get to know Voldie’s weaknesses!!
insaneprsnofdoom: fanfuckingtast- *insaneprsnofdoom has been logged off*
*NotLordV has returned from away*
NotLordV: anyways...
shukaku132: …! *stirs polyjuice potion*
*thePLAYAHHH!!6491 has logged on*
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: what’s up guys?
shukaku132: just... stirring this polyjuice potion!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: oh nice...!
*btdubsimad00d has logged on*
*partygril984 has logged on*
sidebangsarehawt: sheeeeeeeik!
btdubsimad00d: hi liiiink
partygril984: heyyy everybodyyyy!
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on again*
*KingElessar has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: Hey Zelda, Hey Sheik!
NotLordV: what th-... Would you ju- REALLY?
insaneprsnofdoom: Sheik, I blame you for my ankle hurting! and because of that, I couldn’t outrun a 70 year old man! Lord Creepy Head caught me and now I’m a prisoner!
shukaku132: lord creepy head? xD
btdubsimad00d: what!!! why is it my fault?! i didnt hurt it!
partygril984: if i recall correctly, you made us jump down a hole -- aka YOUR FAULT!!!
btdubsimad00d: -___- good to know you were paying attention, zelda
partygril984: I WAS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I HAD A BAD RASH ON MY BACK AFTER THAT JOURNEY!
btdubsimad00d: so?!?!?! i still ache from carrying you two for so long!!!!
partygril984: is all you do whine, sheik?
btdubsimad00d: ….............. im not even going to answer that.....................
partygril984: mhm, told you
shukaku132: daww, poor sheik....
sidebangsarehawt: if i had been there, i would have carried all of you! WITH ONE ARM! :D
insaneprsnofdoom: well maybe if you had BEEN THERE, you could have done that!
sidebangsarehawt: touche....
insaneprsnofdoom: Sheik, I’m sorry I made you carry me! I didn’t mean to hurt myself. Lol. BUT LINK! I BLAME YOU FOR KAIKOURA ALMOST DYING. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU BASTARD?! ...woah sorry. i was watching south park earlier... I didn’t mean to call you a bastard.
KingElessar: so how are all you guys?!
insaneprsnofdoom: xDDDDD
NotLordV: I THOUGHT I TOLD Y- Excuse me again...
*NotLordV has gone AFK*
insaneprsnofdoom: OH NO NOT AGAAAAIN!
*insaneprsnofdoom has been disconnected*
*NotLordV has returned from away*
NotLordV: ahem, anyways!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: what did you do?!
NotLordV: …. disconnected her? I guess? you don’t need to know!
shukaku132: …......!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KingElessar: OMG.
usurpderpdeederp: XD nice one Voldemort!
shukaku132: what?? i thought you and rabia were tight!
usurpderpdeederp: Yes, but we can never have the same kind of friendship Voldy and I have!
shukaku132: -___- wow just wow
partygril984: GUESS WHAT GUYS AND A GIRL!!!
shukaku132: uhhh what?
partygril984: I DUMPED CAPTAIN FALCON!!!
sidebangsarehawt: does that mean you’re single!?!?!?!?!?!?!
partygril984: momentarily, yes
sidebangsarehawt: DOES THAT MEAN YOU WANNA GO O--
partygril984: and now im not! maybe! :D
sidebangsarehawt: CURE YOU GODDESSES!!!!!!
shukaku132: youre going to cure the goddesses?! like curing meat?!?! :ooo
sidebangsarehawt: i meant curse...
shukaku132: YOURE CURSING THE GODDESSES?!
sidebangsarehawt: DONT JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!!
KingElessar: so who are you dating now, zelda?
partygril984: its a secret....
usurpderpdeederp: YES!!! I GOT A DATE FOR THIS FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!
shukaku132: o______________O
btdubsimad00d: zelda, are you serious?! after everything we just went through?!
partygril984: sheik, i know we’re close, but not that close....
btdubsimad00d: i didnt mean-- -___- oh nevermind...
NotLordV: congratulations Zant :D The last date I had was ten years ago with Bellatrix. *shudder*
KingElessar: Shelby! How are you and your love, Sheik?
shukaku132: REALLY?!
KingElessar: Rehtaeh/Rabia told me you two were dating and in LOOOOVE!
shukaku132: Omfg
sidebangsarehawt: WOAH THIS IS NEWS TO ME!
shukaku132: link, i think sheik would have told you by now if that were true!!!
btdubsimad00d: rabia!!! what the triforce!!! when did we ever say that!
NotLordV: oh, but you didnt NEEEEED to say it ;] -- from rabia
NotLordV: DUDE GO AWAY, STOP HACKING ME!!!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: i feel betrayed.......
shukaku132: you always say that!
sidebangsarehawt: because sheik always betrays me!!!!
btdubsimad00d: what?! ive never betrayed you!!!
sidebangsarehawt: oh, and just so you know, i never came onto you in the middle of the night....
btdubsimad00d: ummm what?
sidebangsarehawt: remember that one time in January when you thought i was coming onto you, and then you threw “me” out a window? yeah that wasnt me...
btdubsimad00d: uhh okay???
sidebangsarehawt: BECAUSE I WOULDN’T BETRAY YOU, SHEIK... I WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOUR TRUST........................
btdubsimad00d: thats nice
sidebangsarehawt: see?! always so mean to me! so cold and uncaring! so selfish and cruel!!!
btdubsimad00d: -_________-
KingElessar: Um... maybe you’re just annoying him...?
NotLordV: xD
sidebangsarehawt: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT! SHEIK WOULD NEVER GET ANNOYED WITH ME! WE’RE BEST FRIENDS!
btdubsimad00d: …..
sidebangsarehawt: :’(
shukaku132: dawww poor link!!!! :’[
btdubsimad00d: im not annoyed with link because im used to his drama
sidebangsarehawt: see? HE UNDERSTANDS ME... UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE......
KingElessar: Oh my Valar!... someone get this kid some... calming tea or something.
shukaku132: Valar?
KingElessar: you know.... Manwe and Varda.... and Ulmo.... and Aule and Yavanna.... and and Orome ….. Mandos ….. Nienna.... Lorien.... Tulkas.... Este... Vaire.... Vana... and Nessa?
shukaku132: sure!
KingElessar: Nevermind, sweetie...
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: VOLDEMORT! WHAT IS YOUR EVIL PLAN?!
NotLordV: I already told you... I’m not telling you!!
usurpderpdeederp: Nyeeeeeeehahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!
shukaku132: zant, stop being crazy!!!
usurpderpdeederp: I CANT HELP IT OKAY?
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
blackasnight45: HAS ANYONE SEEN MALON.... ANYONE....
btdubsimad00d: uhh nope, no clue where she might be either
blackasnight45: YOURE LYING ZELDA!!!
btdubsimad00d: DUDE IM SHEIK....
blackasnight45: yeah, and im the king of evil, right?
btdubsimad00d: umm yeah pretty much...
blackasnight45: well then see? now you understand me
btdubsimad00d: -___-
partygril984: whoa, hey, IM zelda!!!
blackasnight45: yeah, well........ NO YOURE NOT
sidebangsarehawt: RETURN MALON TO ME, FIEND....
blackasnight45: dude, i dont even know where she is!!!
sidebangsarehawt: oh yeah....
blackasnight45: so NO ONE has seen her?!
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
blackasnight45: shadow link! have you --
*insaneprsnofdoom has found a way to hack into this chatroom*
insaneprsnofdoom: SHADOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!! -eGLOMP-
hero_oftehworldz: uhh i feel loved xD
NotLordV: what...?!?!?!?! how are you--?!?!?!? UGHHHH!!!!!!! ILL BE BACK AGAIN....
*NotLordV has gone afk*
*insaneprsnofdoom’s hackage has been terminated*
everyone: …......................
*NotLordV has returned from afk*
NotLordV: -clears throat- carry on...
blackasnight45: riiiiiiiiiiiiight..... so anyway, shadow link, have you seen malon?
hero_oftehworldz: no
blackasnight45: are you lying to me?!
hero_oftehworldz: i wouldnt lie to you! …..again!
blackasnight45: >___> yeahhh right.... ill be back... im arranging a search party... would you like to join, shadow?
hero_oftehworldz: uhh im all set... good luck, sir
blackasnight45: yeahhhh bye
sidebangsarehawt: BRING HER HERE ONCE YOU FIND HER!!!
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
sidebangsarehawt: you guys are such liars
hero_oftehworldz: FOR A GOOD REASON...
sidebangsarehawt: lying is NEVER a good reason!
hero_oftehworldz: wtf does that even MEAN?
sidebangsarehawt: it means......... well....... you..... SHUT UP!!!
hero_oftehworldz: lawl okay xD
KingElessar: what he’s saying is that lying is always a bad thing. But I disagree with that. I believe lying can be good if used in the right circumstance. I think this would be one of them...
shukaku132: I love how Aragorn knows what Link is saying and can make it sound all deep and shit, but Link has no fuckin clue what he’s talking about xD
NotLordV: lol Link is kind of dumb.
sidebangsarehawt: I’m not dumb!
hero_oftehworldz: xDDDDDDDD
*insaneprsnofdoom has found another way to join in the chat, and has a microphone*
insaneprsnofdoom: Link?! Not dumb?! *you hear her laughing hysterically in the mic*
shukaku132: lol poor Link.
sidebangsarehawt: STOP IT! STOP LAUGHING AT MEEEE!
hero_oftehworldz: *laughing*
KingElessar: Rehtaeh, it’s not nice to make fun of people.
insaneprsnofdoom: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA! *still laughing*
NotLordV: THAT’S IT!!! I’LL BE RIGHT BACK!! >.<
*NotLordV has gone afk*
everyone: …...
*everyone hears Voldemort yell Crucio, then line goes dead*
*NotLordV has returned from away*
NotLordV: ahem..... anyways....
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: NOO! NOT AN UNFORGIVABLE CURSE! THEY’RE UNFORGIVABLE!
NotLordV: REALLY?! I HAD NOOOOO IDEA! *rolls eyes*
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, MOLDY WART!
NotLordV: REALLY? Moldy wart? You need to grow up...
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: Well... YOU NEED TO GROW A NOSE! AND SOME HAIR! LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!
shukaku132: that’s a little too far bro.
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: sorry...
NotLordV: … Hermione can’t draw, Hermione can’t draw, Hermione can not draw!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: Heeey I wrote that!! STOP STEALING MY SOOONG! YOU’LL PAY FOR ALL OF THIS!! I WILL KILL YOUR WHITE ASS ALL THE WAY BACK TO... UM.... WHEREVER IT CAME FROM!
shukaku132: oh good one!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: why thank you
NotLordV:... your ass is pretty white too, you know!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: AH! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT!
NotLordV: ...I saw you when you were a baby, and your mom was changing your diaper... it was awful... I waited until she was done before I killed her, that’s how BAD you smelled!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: :’( w-why would you say that to meeeee?!?!?!?! MOMMYYYY!!
*thePLAYAHHH!!6491 has logged off*
shukaku132: -eGasp- voldemort! why would you say that to--
partygril984: WHOAAAA THINK ABOUT THIS GUYS.... HARRY AND LINK HAVE SOOOO MUCH IN COMMON....... THEYRE BOTH ORPHANS.... THEY BOTH BATTLE AN EVIL GUY BY THEMSELVES.... AND THEY BOTH ARE PRETTY STUPID!!!!!!!
shukaku132: OH MY TRIFORCE!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: heyyy im not stupid!!!!!
shukaku132: i never noticed that!!!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: WHO SAYS IM AN ORPHAN????????
shukaku132: umm the great deku tree?
sidebangsarehawt: WELL IM NOT!!!!!!!
partygril984: oh yeah? who are your parents then?
sidebangsarehawt: …......sheik duh......
btdubsimad00d: what?
sidebangsarehawt: see? hes both my mom and dad!!
btdubsimad00d: WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP WITH THOSE JOKES?!?!
sidebangsarehawt: sorry....
hero_oftehworldz: link, just give up
sidebangsarehawt: YOU GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: uhhh okay??? xDD
sidebangsarehawt: -eDrawsMasteSword- YOU WANNA GO?!
hero_oftehworldz: uhh no? and the “maste” sword?
sidebangsarehawt: …....you know what i mean!!!!!!!
partygril984: heyy link didnt type in all caps that time!
sidebangsarehawt: SHUT UP ZELDA, IM BATTLING
partygril984: pshh fine then
sidebangsarehawt: OH MY MUSHROOM, IM SO SORRY ZELDA, DONT HATE --
partygril984: CAN YOU GET HIM TO STOP TYPING IN CAPS.. AND I FORGIVE YOU, JUST CONTINUE...
sidebangsarehawt: oh okay... AHA!!! -ePointsMASTERSwordAtShadwoi-
hero_oftehworldz: dude!!! shadwoi?!
sidebangsarehawt: SHINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: -___-
sidebangsarehawt: you are a sick, sick man shadow link....
hero_oftehworldz: DUDE IM NOT EVEN... ughh i give up, link, i give up
sidebangsarehawt: AHA!!! -eRaisesSwordDramaticallyTowardsSkwu)(- THIS BATTLE IS OVER!!!!!! VICTORY!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: sky?
sidebangsarehawt: >______>
shukaku132: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so zelda....
partygril984: so kaikoura!
NotLordV: so Zant!
usurpderpdeederp: So Voldy!
KingElessar: So Sheik!
btdubsimad00d: uhh so.... uhhh ._. youuu person....
hero_oftehworldz: so link...
sidebangsarehawt: -dramatic Anakin Skywalker episode iii voice- I HATE YOUUUUUU!!!!!! so shinky
hero_oftehworldz: o__O
NotLordV: Zant!! You are beautiful! - Rabia
usurpderpdeederp: Thank you Rabia!!
NotLordV: THAT IS IT! I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT!! BELLATRIX! GO DOWN THERE AND... DO SOMETHING!
usurpderpdeederp: xD Whoops...
*bellabellabellaTRIX! has logged on*
bellabellabellaTRIX!: what is it, my lord? *reads above message* Oh... CAN I TORTURE HER ENDLESSLY?!
NotLordV: no... that’ll drive her to insanity! But yes, you can torture her! Just... not endlessly. Have fun!
bellabellabellaTRIX!: she’s already to that point... but okay, My Lord. My Love. My DARK, BEAUTIFUL KING!
NotLordV: okay, we get it...
bellabellabellaTRIX!: of course my Lord... and saviour...
*bellabellabellaTRIX! has logged off*
shukaku132: she LIKES you Voldy ;)
usurpderpdeederp: Looks like someone’s gettin laid tonight!
NotLordV: ...Maaaaaybe! That’d be pretty awesome... but... ANYWAYS!
usurpderpdeederp: lol xD OMG!
NotLordV: …. what?
usurpderpdeederp: there was a spider...
NotLordV: xD
usurpderpdeederp: It was a big spider! Like, bigger than Shelob... or Aragog!
KingElessar: wha- oh wait, that says Aragog, nevermind!
*ringbearer098 has logged on*
shukaku132: FRRRROOOOOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOO!
ringbearer098: I bet half of you just read that as froo doo or something... -_-
usurpderpdeederp: wait, that’s not your name?!
ringbearer098: no! it’s Fro! like Afro... and then do... like.. doe!
usurpderpdeederp: frodo? That’s a stupid name...
ringbearer098: HEY! I SAVED ALL OF MIDDLE EARTH! I DON’T NEED TO LISTEN TO YOU! … I’m sorry... it’s the ring... it just... well you know...
KingElessar: *pats his head* It’s alright Frodo, we won’t hold it against you.
usurpderpdeederp: I will.
ringbearer098: >.>
usurpderpdeederp: nyeeeeeahahahahahahaha!
NotLordV: ew, not another one of the... hero types... we already have Link! and Harry was already here.
KingElessar: Frodo is better than them, just saying... I mean... he’s like... half the size of REHTAEH! and he defeated this HUUUGE DEMON LIKE MAN! Like, more evil than Ganondorf! Or Zant! Or Lord Vaati! Or even you, Voldemort!
NotLordV: MORE EVIL THAN ME?! I THINK NOT!
KingElessar: But it is true. He almost took over an ENTIRE world! You only want England. and only the magic portion of England.
NotLordV: just... shut up. shut UP!
KingElessar: Bahahaha!
sidebangsarehawt: WAIT, WHAT?! COOLER THAN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!
ringbearer098: Yep. and GUESS WHAT?! MY SWORD GLOWS! BEAT THAT!
sidebangsarehawt: my sword glows too...
ringbearer098: is yours elvish made and named Sting? didn’t think so.
sidebangsarehawt: … it’s... the master sword...
ringbearer098: mine’s not the master sword unfortunately. I guess you could say Aragorn’s is... Anduril, Flame of the West. Right Aragorn?
KingElessar: correct.
ringbearer098: LOTR PWNS TLOZ!!
shukaku132: it SOOOO doesn’t!
ringbearer098: BUT IT DOES!
shukaku132: I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU!
ringbearer098: you wouldn’t punch me... I’m a cute little hobbit boy... it’s not my fault... it’s the rings... it poisoned my mind... and sometimes I just yell at people. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it...
sidebangsarehawt: what the mushroom is a hobbit?
ringbearer098: we are halflings. We’re half the size of a human, and we have hairy feet... we basically are all farmers and whatever, and we all live in the Shire. I live in Hobbiton, in Bag End, with my friend Sam, his wife Rosie, and his kids :)
sidebangsarehawt: oh yeah?! well hylians have long ears that allow them to hear the goddesses! DUH.... and we’re like knights and cool people and stuff.... and we can use magic too... OH AND THE MASTER SWORD CAN SEAL EVIL AWAY, SO BEAT THAT!!! :ppppppppp
ringbearer098: hobbits have long ears too, smart one! And Hobbits provide half the tobacco that Middle Earth HAS! and we have the finest pubs, vegetables, and flowers over anyplace in Middle Earth! And Anduril is forged from the shards of Narsil, which is what DESTROYED evil in Middle Earth in the first place when Isildur used it to cut the ring off Suaron’s hand! so BEAT THAT! WHAT THE FUCK NOW LINK?!
KingElessar: Frodo, calm down... you’re letting the ring get to you...
shukaku132: frodo, i think you need to get rid of the ring o.o heyyy wait, i thought you already destroyed the ring....
ringbearer098: I did... but it poisoned my mind, and the ringwraiths gave me a wound that would never heal. That’s why I’m in the Grey Havens right now...
KingElessar: Poor Frodo...
shukaku132: ooooohhhh...
sidebangsarehawt: ZELDAAAAAAAAAA
partygril984: liiiiiiiiiink
sidebangsarehawt: :’[
partygril984: what?
sidebangsarehawt: you know, what would you do if i had NEVER saved you from ganondorf? huh? think about that....
partygril984: uhh id be dead?
sidebangsarehawt: exactly... and that is why you should marry me
partygril984: WTT no!
sidebangsarehawt: what !!!! but the princess is supposed to marry the knight in shining armor in the end!!
partygril984: but you werent in shining armor, you were in a smelly old tunic worn by like eight other dead guys....
sidebangsarehawt: oh... well... shes supposed to marry him too!!!!!!
partygril984: -___-
shukaku132: I MISS YOU, RABIA, COME BACK TO ME!!!!!!! voldemort, you better let her get back on here.... wait hes still online right? xD
sidebangsarehawt: uhhh i dunno
shukaku132: oh well.... so aragorn, how are you and your love legolas?
KingElessar: WE ARE WONDERFUL! :D How are you and your love Sheik?
NotLordV: she’s not logging back on, jsyk. and BAHAHAHAHA!
shukaku132: REALLY?
KingElessar: yes, really.
NotLordV: besides, how can she type if she’s being TORTURED HORRIBLY?!?!
shukaku132: ...um... good point! Well...stop torturing her horribly!
NotLordV: NEVER!
shukaku132: >.>
KingElessar: no really, how are you and Sheik?
shukaku132: we’re dandy, considering we’re you know... friends.
KingElessar: nooo you’re lovers
shukaku132: ugh...
NotLordV: I logged back on! - Rabia
shukaku132: Rabia!
NotLordV: SERIOUSLY. I just... I give up -_-
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: … I hurt :(
shukaku132: :(
insaneprsnofdoom: so what’s going on?
KingElessar: oh ya know... just talking about our love lives!
insaneprsnofdoom: REALLY? HOW’S DJ?! Where is he?! is he freaking out about this??
shukaku132: he’s good, at my house, and yes.
NotLordV: stupid men always getting in my way.
shukaku132: so how is VOLDY’S love life?! non-existent? xp
NotLordV: I have Bellatrix! WHO IS REALLY DISAPPOINTING ME RIGHT NOW!
shukaku132: maybe you’re just underestimating rehtaeh.....
NotLordV: I doubt that!
insaneprsnofdoom: STILL HERE >.>
NotLordV: if some of Dumbledore’s best aurors couldn’t stand up to that, then neither can you
insaneprsnofdoom: I find your lack of faith disturbing *in darth vadar voice attempt*
shukaku132: too bad you don’t have a low voice!
insaneprsnofdoom: lol
sidebangsarehawt: why does everyone in this chatroom talk about weird things that make no sense?!
btdubsimad00d: says link...
sidebangsarehawt: NO ONE ASKED YOU, SHEIK
partygril984: YOU KNOW, IM GOING TO MAKE SURE I BREAK THE CAPS LOCK KEY ON YOUR KEYBOARD, LINK....
sidebangsarehawt: oh please dont! ANYTHING BUT MY CAPS LOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!
btdubsimad00d: you still have two shift keys, link
sidebangsarehawt: but im sooooo........ LAZYYYYYY..... >.<
btdubsimad00d: -________-
insaneprsnofdoom: he is incredibly la- *insaneprsnofdoom has been disconnected again*
shukaku132: great. Now I’m ALONE.
usurpderpdeederp: you have me!
shukaku132: … -_- greeeeeeat....
NotLordV: and ME!
shukaku132: -__________- greeeeeeeat!
sidebangsarehawt: and meee!
shukaku132: …
partygril984: and me!
shukaku132: well, I guess I’m glad I’m not the only girl!
KingElessar: and me!
shukaku132: that does make me feel better!
ringbearer098: you have me!
shukaku132: AWE YOU’RE SO CUTE FRODOOOO! this chatroom is getting really boring...
KingElessar: SHIT I GOTTA GO!
*KingElessar has logged off*
shukaku132: NOW I REALLY AM ALONE!
*kaikoura rage*
NotLordV: wow... uh... I need to check on something... brb
*NotLordV has gone AFK*
hero_oftehworldz: I’m making soup you guys!
sidebangsarehawt: HEY!!!! YOU CANT MAKE SOUP!!!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: uhh why not?
sidebangsarehawt: because soup is SHEIKS thing! HES THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DRINK SOUP AROUND HERE.........!!!!!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: -____- something tells me sheik doesnt really care
sidebangsarehawt: WELL I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
partygril984: THATS IT IM GOING OVER THERE TO BREAK YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY......
sidebangsarehawt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO can we cuddle first?
partygril984: NO
sidebangsarehawt: :’[[[[
*partygril984 has logged off*
sidebangsarehawt: NOOOEODIFHUFGEFGFSHGHHJGSYGFEUHGFHEWRYERRWEWEWESDDSCXCVGFD11
hero_oftehworldz: finally! maybe we wont get headaches from your giant capital letters now!
sidebangsarehawt: EMO KID!!!
hero_oftehworldz: ohh good comeback, link
sidebangsarehawt: OHGIHGDGSFYUUGHEGHDH
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*
*NotLordV has returned from AFK*
NotLordV: sorry about that... there was some really loud noises and screaming... so I went to make sure Bella wasn’t dead. Yeah... but she’s not! Rabia almost was!
usurpderpdeederp: lol that’s awesome
ringbearer098: I’M TELLING KING ELESSAR!
*ringbearer098 has logged off*
NotLordV: what? all I did was let Bella almost kill his granddaughter... gosh...
shukaku132: YOU ALMOST KILLED REHTAEH! Hurry up Polyjuice potion!!
NotLordV: muaahahahahahahahahaaaa
usurpderpdeederp: Well, Voldy, it’s been great talking to you again! We’re going to have to hang out sometime! Goodbye!
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
shukaku132: okay so whos here with me now? stupid asshole voldemort... shadow link... and sheik, right? is that all? wow....
NotLordV: I’m not a stupid asshole... but I DO have to go. I wanna join in the torturing... Tell Zant that I will gladly hang out with him soon :D
*NotLordV has logged off*
shukaku132: i will NEVER tell him that! EVERRRRRR jk i will.....
hero_oftehworldz: well, uh, this is fun... just you me and sheik....
shukaku132: oh yes, so much fun shadow
hero_oftehworldz: ….....................uh
btdubsimad00d: whoa, where did everyone go?
hero_oftehworldz: they have lives, so they logged off xD
btdubsimad00d: oh okay... that makes sense
shukaku132: wanna play would you rather?!
hero_ofehworldz: no
btdubsimad00d: uhhhh not really
shukaku132: ….....truth or dare?
hero_oftehworldz: no because i know what the dare is >.>
shukaku132: NO YOU DONT
hero_oftehworldz: its either 1. make out with sheik or 2. make out with link
shukaku132: ….......DANG IT YOURE GOOD!!!!!!!!
*shukaku132 has logged off*
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
btdubsimad00d: i just totally missed that
*btdubsimad00d has logged off*
INSERT RANDOM QUESTION PIECES HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ooooooh INTENSE!!!)
WILL RABIA BE SAVED?! WILL KING ARAGORN EXPLAIN HIS DISAPPEARANCE? IS VOLDEMORT AN ASSHOLE? WILL ZANT EVER GET TO CHILL WITH VOLDEMORT? WILL ZELDA BREAK LINKS CAPS LOCK KEY? WILL SHADOW EVER MAKE OUT WITH SHEIK OR LINK? STAY TUNED!
shukaku132 has logged on
NotLordV has logged on
sidebangsarehawt has logged on
shukaku132: hey Voldie, Link, and Rehtaeh!
insaneprsnofdoom: Hiya!
NotLordV: what’s up?
sidebangsarehawt: hiiiiiiiiiii im in the hospital and for some reason i have no burns on my body from blowing myself up!
shukaku132: …..then why are you in the hospital?
sidebangsarehawt: because i.......o.o good question......
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: MY LOVE, ZANT! Hi. :)
NotLordV: Hey buddy! What’s going on? any evil schemes as of late?
usurpderpdeederp: Sadly, no...
shukaku132: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! YOU KIDNAPPED ME!!!!!!
usurpderpdeederp: Well only because I had mistaken you for a Lizalfo!
shukaku132: -____________- thanks a lot zant....
usurpderpdeederp: So how about you, Voldy?! Any evil plans lately?
insaneprsnofdoom: I don’t think you look like a Lizalfo, Kaikoura!
NotLordV: oh yes, I have a VERY evil plan! I have kidnapped Ms. Rehtaeh, and I’m holding her captive. Best of all no one knows where she is! She either has to join me or DIIIIIE!
usurpderpdeederp: Ooooh that is just EVIIIIL!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: I don’t wanna join you though. You’re old, and ugly... and you smell bad!
NotLordV: >.>
insaneprsnofdoom: hehehehehehehehe.
NotLordV: excuse me, I have something I have to attend to...
*NotLordV has gone AFK*
insaneprsnofdoom: so anyways guys, are you trying to save me?
shukaku132: yes, but we have to make polyjuice potion, which will take about a month...
insaneprsnofdoom: SERIOUSLY.
shukaku132: yes, but hey, you could really get to know Voldie’s weaknesses!!
insaneprsnofdoom: fanfuckingtast- *insaneprsnofdoom has been logged off*
*NotLordV has returned from away*
NotLordV: anyways...
shukaku132: …! *stirs polyjuice potion*
*thePLAYAHHH!!6491 has logged on*
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: what’s up guys?
shukaku132: just... stirring this polyjuice potion!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: oh nice...!
*btdubsimad00d has logged on*
*partygril984 has logged on*
sidebangsarehawt: sheeeeeeeik!
btdubsimad00d: hi liiiink
partygril984: heyyy everybodyyyy!
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on again*
*KingElessar has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: Hey Zelda, Hey Sheik!
NotLordV: what th-... Would you ju- REALLY?
insaneprsnofdoom: Sheik, I blame you for my ankle hurting! and because of that, I couldn’t outrun a 70 year old man! Lord Creepy Head caught me and now I’m a prisoner!
shukaku132: lord creepy head? xD
btdubsimad00d: what!!! why is it my fault?! i didnt hurt it!
partygril984: if i recall correctly, you made us jump down a hole -- aka YOUR FAULT!!!
btdubsimad00d: -___- good to know you were paying attention, zelda
partygril984: I WAS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I HAD A BAD RASH ON MY BACK AFTER THAT JOURNEY!
btdubsimad00d: so?!?!?! i still ache from carrying you two for so long!!!!
partygril984: is all you do whine, sheik?
btdubsimad00d: ….............. im not even going to answer that.....................
partygril984: mhm, told you
shukaku132: daww, poor sheik....
sidebangsarehawt: if i had been there, i would have carried all of you! WITH ONE ARM! :D
insaneprsnofdoom: well maybe if you had BEEN THERE, you could have done that!
sidebangsarehawt: touche....
insaneprsnofdoom: Sheik, I’m sorry I made you carry me! I didn’t mean to hurt myself. Lol. BUT LINK! I BLAME YOU FOR KAIKOURA ALMOST DYING. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU BASTARD?! ...woah sorry. i was watching south park earlier... I didn’t mean to call you a bastard.
KingElessar: so how are all you guys?!
insaneprsnofdoom: xDDDDD
NotLordV: I THOUGHT I TOLD Y- Excuse me again...
*NotLordV has gone AFK*
insaneprsnofdoom: OH NO NOT AGAAAAIN!
*insaneprsnofdoom has been disconnected*
*NotLordV has returned from away*
NotLordV: ahem, anyways!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: what did you do?!
NotLordV: …. disconnected her? I guess? you don’t need to know!
shukaku132: …......!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KingElessar: OMG.
usurpderpdeederp: XD nice one Voldemort!
shukaku132: what?? i thought you and rabia were tight!
usurpderpdeederp: Yes, but we can never have the same kind of friendship Voldy and I have!
shukaku132: -___- wow just wow
partygril984: GUESS WHAT GUYS AND A GIRL!!!
shukaku132: uhhh what?
partygril984: I DUMPED CAPTAIN FALCON!!!
sidebangsarehawt: does that mean you’re single!?!?!?!?!?!?!
partygril984: momentarily, yes
sidebangsarehawt: DOES THAT MEAN YOU WANNA GO O--
partygril984: and now im not! maybe! :D
sidebangsarehawt: CURE YOU GODDESSES!!!!!!
shukaku132: youre going to cure the goddesses?! like curing meat?!?! :ooo
sidebangsarehawt: i meant curse...
shukaku132: YOURE CURSING THE GODDESSES?!
sidebangsarehawt: DONT JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!!
KingElessar: so who are you dating now, zelda?
partygril984: its a secret....
usurpderpdeederp: YES!!! I GOT A DATE FOR THIS FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!
shukaku132: o______________O
btdubsimad00d: zelda, are you serious?! after everything we just went through?!
partygril984: sheik, i know we’re close, but not that close....
btdubsimad00d: i didnt mean-- -___- oh nevermind...
NotLordV: congratulations Zant :D The last date I had was ten years ago with Bellatrix. *shudder*
KingElessar: Shelby! How are you and your love, Sheik?
shukaku132: REALLY?!
KingElessar: Rehtaeh/Rabia told me you two were dating and in LOOOOVE!
shukaku132: Omfg
sidebangsarehawt: WOAH THIS IS NEWS TO ME!
shukaku132: link, i think sheik would have told you by now if that were true!!!
btdubsimad00d: rabia!!! what the triforce!!! when did we ever say that!
NotLordV: oh, but you didnt NEEEEED to say it ;] -- from rabia
NotLordV: DUDE GO AWAY, STOP HACKING ME!!!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: i feel betrayed.......
shukaku132: you always say that!
sidebangsarehawt: because sheik always betrays me!!!!
btdubsimad00d: what?! ive never betrayed you!!!
sidebangsarehawt: oh, and just so you know, i never came onto you in the middle of the night....
btdubsimad00d: ummm what?
sidebangsarehawt: remember that one time in January when you thought i was coming onto you, and then you threw “me” out a window? yeah that wasnt me...
btdubsimad00d: uhh okay???
sidebangsarehawt: BECAUSE I WOULDN’T BETRAY YOU, SHEIK... I WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOUR TRUST........................
btdubsimad00d: thats nice
sidebangsarehawt: see?! always so mean to me! so cold and uncaring! so selfish and cruel!!!
btdubsimad00d: -_________-
KingElessar: Um... maybe you’re just annoying him...?
NotLordV: xD
sidebangsarehawt: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT! SHEIK WOULD NEVER GET ANNOYED WITH ME! WE’RE BEST FRIENDS!
btdubsimad00d: …..
sidebangsarehawt: :’(
shukaku132: dawww poor link!!!! :’[
btdubsimad00d: im not annoyed with link because im used to his drama
sidebangsarehawt: see? HE UNDERSTANDS ME... UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE......
KingElessar: Oh my Valar!... someone get this kid some... calming tea or something.
shukaku132: Valar?
KingElessar: you know.... Manwe and Varda.... and Ulmo.... and Aule and Yavanna.... and and Orome ….. Mandos ….. Nienna.... Lorien.... Tulkas.... Este... Vaire.... Vana... and Nessa?
shukaku132: sure!
KingElessar: Nevermind, sweetie...
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: VOLDEMORT! WHAT IS YOUR EVIL PLAN?!
NotLordV: I already told you... I’m not telling you!!
usurpderpdeederp: Nyeeeeeeehahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!
shukaku132: zant, stop being crazy!!!
usurpderpdeederp: I CANT HELP IT OKAY?
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
blackasnight45: HAS ANYONE SEEN MALON.... ANYONE....
btdubsimad00d: uhh nope, no clue where she might be either
blackasnight45: YOURE LYING ZELDA!!!
btdubsimad00d: DUDE IM SHEIK....
blackasnight45: yeah, and im the king of evil, right?
btdubsimad00d: umm yeah pretty much...
blackasnight45: well then see? now you understand me
btdubsimad00d: -___-
partygril984: whoa, hey, IM zelda!!!
blackasnight45: yeah, well........ NO YOURE NOT
sidebangsarehawt: RETURN MALON TO ME, FIEND....
blackasnight45: dude, i dont even know where she is!!!
sidebangsarehawt: oh yeah....
blackasnight45: so NO ONE has seen her?!
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
blackasnight45: shadow link! have you --
*insaneprsnofdoom has found a way to hack into this chatroom*
insaneprsnofdoom: SHADOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!! -eGLOMP-
hero_oftehworldz: uhh i feel loved xD
NotLordV: what...?!?!?!?! how are you--?!?!?!? UGHHHH!!!!!!! ILL BE BACK AGAIN....
*NotLordV has gone afk*
*insaneprsnofdoom’s hackage has been terminated*
everyone: …......................
*NotLordV has returned from afk*
NotLordV: -clears throat- carry on...
blackasnight45: riiiiiiiiiiiiight..... so anyway, shadow link, have you seen malon?
hero_oftehworldz: no
blackasnight45: are you lying to me?!
hero_oftehworldz: i wouldnt lie to you! …..again!
blackasnight45: >___> yeahhh right.... ill be back... im arranging a search party... would you like to join, shadow?
hero_oftehworldz: uhh im all set... good luck, sir
blackasnight45: yeahhhh bye
sidebangsarehawt: BRING HER HERE ONCE YOU FIND HER!!!
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
sidebangsarehawt: you guys are such liars
hero_oftehworldz: FOR A GOOD REASON...
sidebangsarehawt: lying is NEVER a good reason!
hero_oftehworldz: wtf does that even MEAN?
sidebangsarehawt: it means......... well....... you..... SHUT UP!!!
hero_oftehworldz: lawl okay xD
KingElessar: what he’s saying is that lying is always a bad thing. But I disagree with that. I believe lying can be good if used in the right circumstance. I think this would be one of them...
shukaku132: I love how Aragorn knows what Link is saying and can make it sound all deep and shit, but Link has no fuckin clue what he’s talking about xD
NotLordV: lol Link is kind of dumb.
sidebangsarehawt: I’m not dumb!
hero_oftehworldz: xDDDDDDDD
*insaneprsnofdoom has found another way to join in the chat, and has a microphone*
insaneprsnofdoom: Link?! Not dumb?! *you hear her laughing hysterically in the mic*
shukaku132: lol poor Link.
sidebangsarehawt: STOP IT! STOP LAUGHING AT MEEEE!
hero_oftehworldz: *laughing*
KingElessar: Rehtaeh, it’s not nice to make fun of people.
insaneprsnofdoom: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA! *still laughing*
NotLordV: THAT’S IT!!! I’LL BE RIGHT BACK!! >.<
*NotLordV has gone afk*
everyone: …...
*everyone hears Voldemort yell Crucio, then line goes dead*
*NotLordV has returned from away*
NotLordV: ahem..... anyways....
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: NOO! NOT AN UNFORGIVABLE CURSE! THEY’RE UNFORGIVABLE!
NotLordV: REALLY?! I HAD NOOOOO IDEA! *rolls eyes*
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, MOLDY WART!
NotLordV: REALLY? Moldy wart? You need to grow up...
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: Well... YOU NEED TO GROW A NOSE! AND SOME HAIR! LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!
shukaku132: that’s a little too far bro.
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: sorry...
NotLordV: … Hermione can’t draw, Hermione can’t draw, Hermione can not draw!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: Heeey I wrote that!! STOP STEALING MY SOOONG! YOU’LL PAY FOR ALL OF THIS!! I WILL KILL YOUR WHITE ASS ALL THE WAY BACK TO... UM.... WHEREVER IT CAME FROM!
shukaku132: oh good one!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: why thank you
NotLordV:... your ass is pretty white too, you know!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: AH! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT!
NotLordV: ...I saw you when you were a baby, and your mom was changing your diaper... it was awful... I waited until she was done before I killed her, that’s how BAD you smelled!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: :’( w-why would you say that to meeeee?!?!?!?! MOMMYYYY!!
*thePLAYAHHH!!6491 has logged off*
shukaku132: -eGasp- voldemort! why would you say that to--
partygril984: WHOAAAA THINK ABOUT THIS GUYS.... HARRY AND LINK HAVE SOOOO MUCH IN COMMON....... THEYRE BOTH ORPHANS.... THEY BOTH BATTLE AN EVIL GUY BY THEMSELVES.... AND THEY BOTH ARE PRETTY STUPID!!!!!!!
shukaku132: OH MY TRIFORCE!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: heyyy im not stupid!!!!!
shukaku132: i never noticed that!!!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: WHO SAYS IM AN ORPHAN????????
shukaku132: umm the great deku tree?
sidebangsarehawt: WELL IM NOT!!!!!!!
partygril984: oh yeah? who are your parents then?
sidebangsarehawt: …......sheik duh......
btdubsimad00d: what?
sidebangsarehawt: see? hes both my mom and dad!!
btdubsimad00d: WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP WITH THOSE JOKES?!?!
sidebangsarehawt: sorry....
hero_oftehworldz: link, just give up
sidebangsarehawt: YOU GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: uhhh okay??? xDD
sidebangsarehawt: -eDrawsMasteSword- YOU WANNA GO?!
hero_oftehworldz: uhh no? and the “maste” sword?
sidebangsarehawt: …....you know what i mean!!!!!!!
partygril984: heyy link didnt type in all caps that time!
sidebangsarehawt: SHUT UP ZELDA, IM BATTLING
partygril984: pshh fine then
sidebangsarehawt: OH MY MUSHROOM, IM SO SORRY ZELDA, DONT HATE --
partygril984: CAN YOU GET HIM TO STOP TYPING IN CAPS.. AND I FORGIVE YOU, JUST CONTINUE...
sidebangsarehawt: oh okay... AHA!!! -ePointsMASTERSwordAtShadwoi-
hero_oftehworldz: dude!!! shadwoi?!
sidebangsarehawt: SHINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: -___-
sidebangsarehawt: you are a sick, sick man shadow link....
hero_oftehworldz: DUDE IM NOT EVEN... ughh i give up, link, i give up
sidebangsarehawt: AHA!!! -eRaisesSwordDramaticallyTowardsSkwu)(- THIS BATTLE IS OVER!!!!!! VICTORY!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: sky?
sidebangsarehawt: >______>
shukaku132: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so zelda....
partygril984: so kaikoura!
NotLordV: so Zant!
usurpderpdeederp: So Voldy!
KingElessar: So Sheik!
btdubsimad00d: uhh so.... uhhh ._. youuu person....
hero_oftehworldz: so link...
sidebangsarehawt: -dramatic Anakin Skywalker episode iii voice- I HATE YOUUUUUU!!!!!! so shinky
hero_oftehworldz: o__O
NotLordV: Zant!! You are beautiful! - Rabia
usurpderpdeederp: Thank you Rabia!!
NotLordV: THAT IS IT! I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT!! BELLATRIX! GO DOWN THERE AND... DO SOMETHING!
usurpderpdeederp: xD Whoops...
*bellabellabellaTRIX! has logged on*
bellabellabellaTRIX!: what is it, my lord? *reads above message* Oh... CAN I TORTURE HER ENDLESSLY?!
NotLordV: no... that’ll drive her to insanity! But yes, you can torture her! Just... not endlessly. Have fun!
bellabellabellaTRIX!: she’s already to that point... but okay, My Lord. My Love. My DARK, BEAUTIFUL KING!
NotLordV: okay, we get it...
bellabellabellaTRIX!: of course my Lord... and saviour...
*bellabellabellaTRIX! has logged off*
shukaku132: she LIKES you Voldy ;)
usurpderpdeederp: Looks like someone’s gettin laid tonight!
NotLordV: ...Maaaaaybe! That’d be pretty awesome... but... ANYWAYS!
usurpderpdeederp: lol xD OMG!
NotLordV: …. what?
usurpderpdeederp: there was a spider...
NotLordV: xD
usurpderpdeederp: It was a big spider! Like, bigger than Shelob... or Aragog!
KingElessar: wha- oh wait, that says Aragog, nevermind!
*ringbearer098 has logged on*
shukaku132: FRRRROOOOOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOO!
ringbearer098: I bet half of you just read that as froo doo or something... -_-
usurpderpdeederp: wait, that’s not your name?!
ringbearer098: no! it’s Fro! like Afro... and then do... like.. doe!
usurpderpdeederp: frodo? That’s a stupid name...
ringbearer098: HEY! I SAVED ALL OF MIDDLE EARTH! I DON’T NEED TO LISTEN TO YOU! … I’m sorry... it’s the ring... it just... well you know...
KingElessar: *pats his head* It’s alright Frodo, we won’t hold it against you.
usurpderpdeederp: I will.
ringbearer098: >.>
usurpderpdeederp: nyeeeeeahahahahahahaha!
NotLordV: ew, not another one of the... hero types... we already have Link! and Harry was already here.
KingElessar: Frodo is better than them, just saying... I mean... he’s like... half the size of REHTAEH! and he defeated this HUUUGE DEMON LIKE MAN! Like, more evil than Ganondorf! Or Zant! Or Lord Vaati! Or even you, Voldemort!
NotLordV: MORE EVIL THAN ME?! I THINK NOT!
KingElessar: But it is true. He almost took over an ENTIRE world! You only want England. and only the magic portion of England.
NotLordV: just... shut up. shut UP!
KingElessar: Bahahaha!
sidebangsarehawt: WAIT, WHAT?! COOLER THAN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!
ringbearer098: Yep. and GUESS WHAT?! MY SWORD GLOWS! BEAT THAT!
sidebangsarehawt: my sword glows too...
ringbearer098: is yours elvish made and named Sting? didn’t think so.
sidebangsarehawt: … it’s... the master sword...
ringbearer098: mine’s not the master sword unfortunately. I guess you could say Aragorn’s is... Anduril, Flame of the West. Right Aragorn?
KingElessar: correct.
ringbearer098: LOTR PWNS TLOZ!!
shukaku132: it SOOOO doesn’t!
ringbearer098: BUT IT DOES!
shukaku132: I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU!
ringbearer098: you wouldn’t punch me... I’m a cute little hobbit boy... it’s not my fault... it’s the rings... it poisoned my mind... and sometimes I just yell at people. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it...
sidebangsarehawt: what the mushroom is a hobbit?
ringbearer098: we are halflings. We’re half the size of a human, and we have hairy feet... we basically are all farmers and whatever, and we all live in the Shire. I live in Hobbiton, in Bag End, with my friend Sam, his wife Rosie, and his kids :)
sidebangsarehawt: oh yeah?! well hylians have long ears that allow them to hear the goddesses! DUH.... and we’re like knights and cool people and stuff.... and we can use magic too... OH AND THE MASTER SWORD CAN SEAL EVIL AWAY, SO BEAT THAT!!! :ppppppppp
ringbearer098: hobbits have long ears too, smart one! And Hobbits provide half the tobacco that Middle Earth HAS! and we have the finest pubs, vegetables, and flowers over anyplace in Middle Earth! And Anduril is forged from the shards of Narsil, which is what DESTROYED evil in Middle Earth in the first place when Isildur used it to cut the ring off Suaron’s hand! so BEAT THAT! WHAT THE FUCK NOW LINK?!
KingElessar: Frodo, calm down... you’re letting the ring get to you...
shukaku132: frodo, i think you need to get rid of the ring o.o heyyy wait, i thought you already destroyed the ring....
ringbearer098: I did... but it poisoned my mind, and the ringwraiths gave me a wound that would never heal. That’s why I’m in the Grey Havens right now...
KingElessar: Poor Frodo...
shukaku132: ooooohhhh...
sidebangsarehawt: ZELDAAAAAAAAAA
partygril984: liiiiiiiiiink
sidebangsarehawt: :’[
partygril984: what?
sidebangsarehawt: you know, what would you do if i had NEVER saved you from ganondorf? huh? think about that....
partygril984: uhh id be dead?
sidebangsarehawt: exactly... and that is why you should marry me
partygril984: WTT no!
sidebangsarehawt: what !!!! but the princess is supposed to marry the knight in shining armor in the end!!
partygril984: but you werent in shining armor, you were in a smelly old tunic worn by like eight other dead guys....
sidebangsarehawt: oh... well... shes supposed to marry him too!!!!!!
partygril984: -___-
shukaku132: I MISS YOU, RABIA, COME BACK TO ME!!!!!!! voldemort, you better let her get back on here.... wait hes still online right? xD
sidebangsarehawt: uhhh i dunno
shukaku132: oh well.... so aragorn, how are you and your love legolas?
KingElessar: WE ARE WONDERFUL! :D How are you and your love Sheik?
NotLordV: she’s not logging back on, jsyk. and BAHAHAHAHA!
shukaku132: REALLY?
KingElessar: yes, really.
NotLordV: besides, how can she type if she’s being TORTURED HORRIBLY?!?!
shukaku132: ...um... good point! Well...stop torturing her horribly!
NotLordV: NEVER!
shukaku132: >.>
KingElessar: no really, how are you and Sheik?
shukaku132: we’re dandy, considering we’re you know... friends.
KingElessar: nooo you’re lovers
shukaku132: ugh...
NotLordV: I logged back on! - Rabia
shukaku132: Rabia!
NotLordV: SERIOUSLY. I just... I give up -_-
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: … I hurt :(
shukaku132: :(
insaneprsnofdoom: so what’s going on?
KingElessar: oh ya know... just talking about our love lives!
insaneprsnofdoom: REALLY? HOW’S DJ?! Where is he?! is he freaking out about this??
shukaku132: he’s good, at my house, and yes.
NotLordV: stupid men always getting in my way.
shukaku132: so how is VOLDY’S love life?! non-existent? xp
NotLordV: I have Bellatrix! WHO IS REALLY DISAPPOINTING ME RIGHT NOW!
shukaku132: maybe you’re just underestimating rehtaeh.....
NotLordV: I doubt that!
insaneprsnofdoom: STILL HERE >.>
NotLordV: if some of Dumbledore’s best aurors couldn’t stand up to that, then neither can you
insaneprsnofdoom: I find your lack of faith disturbing *in darth vadar voice attempt*
shukaku132: too bad you don’t have a low voice!
insaneprsnofdoom: lol
sidebangsarehawt: why does everyone in this chatroom talk about weird things that make no sense?!
btdubsimad00d: says link...
sidebangsarehawt: NO ONE ASKED YOU, SHEIK
partygril984: YOU KNOW, IM GOING TO MAKE SURE I BREAK THE CAPS LOCK KEY ON YOUR KEYBOARD, LINK....
sidebangsarehawt: oh please dont! ANYTHING BUT MY CAPS LOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!
btdubsimad00d: you still have two shift keys, link
sidebangsarehawt: but im sooooo........ LAZYYYYYY..... >.<
btdubsimad00d: -________-
insaneprsnofdoom: he is incredibly la- *insaneprsnofdoom has been disconnected again*
shukaku132: great. Now I’m ALONE.
usurpderpdeederp: you have me!
shukaku132: … -_- greeeeeeat....
NotLordV: and ME!
shukaku132: -__________- greeeeeeeat!
sidebangsarehawt: and meee!
shukaku132: …
partygril984: and me!
shukaku132: well, I guess I’m glad I’m not the only girl!
KingElessar: and me!
shukaku132: that does make me feel better!
ringbearer098: you have me!
shukaku132: AWE YOU’RE SO CUTE FRODOOOO! this chatroom is getting really boring...
KingElessar: SHIT I GOTTA GO!
*KingElessar has logged off*
shukaku132: NOW I REALLY AM ALONE!
*kaikoura rage*
NotLordV: wow... uh... I need to check on something... brb
*NotLordV has gone AFK*
hero_oftehworldz: I’m making soup you guys!
sidebangsarehawt: HEY!!!! YOU CANT MAKE SOUP!!!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: uhh why not?
sidebangsarehawt: because soup is SHEIKS thing! HES THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DRINK SOUP AROUND HERE.........!!!!!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: -____- something tells me sheik doesnt really care
sidebangsarehawt: WELL I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
partygril984: THATS IT IM GOING OVER THERE TO BREAK YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY......
sidebangsarehawt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO can we cuddle first?
partygril984: NO
sidebangsarehawt: :’[[[[
*partygril984 has logged off*
sidebangsarehawt: NOOOEODIFHUFGEFGFSHGHHJGSYGFEUHGFHEWRYERRWEWEWESDDSCXCVGFD11
hero_oftehworldz: finally! maybe we wont get headaches from your giant capital letters now!
sidebangsarehawt: EMO KID!!!
hero_oftehworldz: ohh good comeback, link
sidebangsarehawt: OHGIHGDGSFYUUGHEGHDH
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*
*NotLordV has returned from AFK*
NotLordV: sorry about that... there was some really loud noises and screaming... so I went to make sure Bella wasn’t dead. Yeah... but she’s not! Rabia almost was!
usurpderpdeederp: lol that’s awesome
ringbearer098: I’M TELLING KING ELESSAR!
*ringbearer098 has logged off*
NotLordV: what? all I did was let Bella almost kill his granddaughter... gosh...
shukaku132: YOU ALMOST KILLED REHTAEH! Hurry up Polyjuice potion!!
NotLordV: muaahahahahahahahahaaaa
usurpderpdeederp: Well, Voldy, it’s been great talking to you again! We’re going to have to hang out sometime! Goodbye!
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
shukaku132: okay so whos here with me now? stupid asshole voldemort... shadow link... and sheik, right? is that all? wow....
NotLordV: I’m not a stupid asshole... but I DO have to go. I wanna join in the torturing... Tell Zant that I will gladly hang out with him soon :D
*NotLordV has logged off*
shukaku132: i will NEVER tell him that! EVERRRRRR jk i will.....
hero_oftehworldz: well, uh, this is fun... just you me and sheik....
shukaku132: oh yes, so much fun shadow
hero_oftehworldz: ….....................uh
btdubsimad00d: whoa, where did everyone go?
hero_oftehworldz: they have lives, so they logged off xD
btdubsimad00d: oh okay... that makes sense
shukaku132: wanna play would you rather?!
hero_ofehworldz: no
btdubsimad00d: uhhhh not really
shukaku132: ….....truth or dare?
hero_oftehworldz: no because i know what the dare is >.>
shukaku132: NO YOU DONT
hero_oftehworldz: its either 1. make out with sheik or 2. make out with link
shukaku132: ….......DANG IT YOURE GOOD!!!!!!!!
*shukaku132 has logged off*
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
btdubsimad00d: i just totally missed that
*btdubsimad00d has logged off*
INSERT RANDOM QUESTION PIECES HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ooooooh INTENSE!!!)
WILL RABIA BE SAVED?! WILL KING ARAGORN EXPLAIN HIS DISAPPEARANCE? IS VOLDEMORT AN ASSHOLE? WILL ZANT EVER GET TO CHILL WITH VOLDEMORT? WILL ZELDA BREAK LINKS CAPS LOCK KEY? WILL SHADOW EVER MAKE OUT WITH SHEIK OR LINK? STAY TUNED!
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I hope everyone enjoys this crossover chat as well! Wooooooooo the next chapter will be a normal chatroom, so don't worry people!