Welcome to Enlightenment

This is my life and I can't condense it into a pretty little summary for you. I can't give you an excerpt of what my life is about. I can't make you want to read it and hell, I wouldn't want to if I had the choice.

I'll tell you three things though, and they're pretty important.

1. Philosophy is bullshit.
2. I'm not very good with words.
3. I can't fucking die.

Which is actually a lot more of a problem than you would think. And if faced with this problem, a lot of people would probably turn to drastic measures.

I'm not one of them. I just get punched in the face. A lot.