Breaking the Rules Brenton Style
61-70
61.) The Rocky Horror Picture Show has been banned from base.
-So many things happened
-Prowl glitched
-As did Red Alert
-Ratchet felt the need to give out mental health checks to those of us who enjoyed it
-The lambo twins along with Jazz decided to do the Time Warp
-Now that was funny
62.) No Time Warping
-Sometimes when you jump to the left you nearly squish a human
-The same goes for the step to the right
-And the pelvic thrust isn’t driving anyone insane
-At least not in a good way
63.) So apparently I’m not allowed to sing anymore
-You don’t sing you scream curse words (Ratchet)
-They’re real songs
-With such idiotic lyrics (Ratchet)
-Whatever. You can’t stop me.
-Brent (Ratchet)
-YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE!
-DIE MOTHER FUCKRE DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE!
-BRENT! *Throws wrench!* (Ratchet)
-*Pulled out of way by Bee* Thanks bug
- We raise hell bitch
We raise hell bitch
We raise hell bitch
Motherfucking hell bitch
We don't give a fuck
We don't give a fuck
so all you pussy motherfuckers shut the fuck up (Bee)
64.) No fucking stealing
-Ya know I thought this was pretty fucking obvious
-Apparently I must remind people that this applies to everything
-INCLUDING MY UNDERWEAR
-I don’t’ know which one of you creepy fuckers goes and steals my damn draws, but when I figure out which one of you it is I’m going to fucking kill you
-AND QUIT FUCKING HANGING THEM ON SHIT
-You’re not embarrassing me if that’s what you’re trying to do
-You’re just pissing Bee off
65.) The Most Popular Girls in School has also been banned
-Who the fuck are you
-Who the fuck are you
-It’s a fucking French word
-I’m saving my vaginity for someone special
-Byeeeeee
66.) Walking around quoting Llamas with hats is ill advised
-Carl
-Especially the whole “I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence” part
-Red Alert threw me in the brig and forced me to go through a shit ton of mental evaluations
-Ratchet was just annoyed as me
67.) No comments about the attractiveness of anyone other than your partner
-Even a simple comment like “wow he’s got some nice hair” can cause an issue
-Both human soldiers and bots get irrationally angry
-And they can kill
-And they will kill
-Honestly they need to chill
-No bee I do not think
-Will you stop
-IT WAS A FUCKING EXAMPLE
-GOD DAMN IT
-RUN MAN
-HIDE SOMEWHERE NEAR A HIGHER UP!
-Son of a glitch
68.) Sherlock has been banned from base
-Everyone glitches
-Even me
69.) Slutty costumes have been banned
-People stare
-They get distracted
-The higher ups get pissed
-Then there’s the jealousy issue
-Mickey and I still wear them
-It’s fun
70.) Supernatural is banned
-There are a hell of a lot of reasons
-Dean, Sam, and Castiel are attractive
-The bots glitch
-The ones who don’t glitch go on ghost hunts
-I painted a devil’s trap on the floor and got Ratchet in it
-Not a demon
-Just a dick
-So many things happened
-Prowl glitched
-As did Red Alert
-Ratchet felt the need to give out mental health checks to those of us who enjoyed it
-The lambo twins along with Jazz decided to do the Time Warp
-Now that was funny
62.) No Time Warping
-Sometimes when you jump to the left you nearly squish a human
-The same goes for the step to the right
-And the pelvic thrust isn’t driving anyone insane
-At least not in a good way
63.) So apparently I’m not allowed to sing anymore
-You don’t sing you scream curse words (Ratchet)
-They’re real songs
-With such idiotic lyrics (Ratchet)
-Whatever. You can’t stop me.
-Brent (Ratchet)
-YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE!
-DIE MOTHER FUCKRE DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE!
-BRENT! *Throws wrench!* (Ratchet)
-*Pulled out of way by Bee* Thanks bug
- We raise hell bitch
We raise hell bitch
We raise hell bitch
Motherfucking hell bitch
We don't give a fuck
We don't give a fuck
so all you pussy motherfuckers shut the fuck up (Bee)
64.) No fucking stealing
-Ya know I thought this was pretty fucking obvious
-Apparently I must remind people that this applies to everything
-INCLUDING MY UNDERWEAR
-I don’t’ know which one of you creepy fuckers goes and steals my damn draws, but when I figure out which one of you it is I’m going to fucking kill you
-AND QUIT FUCKING HANGING THEM ON SHIT
-You’re not embarrassing me if that’s what you’re trying to do
-You’re just pissing Bee off
65.) The Most Popular Girls in School has also been banned
-Who the fuck are you
-Who the fuck are you
-It’s a fucking French word
-I’m saving my vaginity for someone special
-Byeeeeee
66.) Walking around quoting Llamas with hats is ill advised
-Carl
-Especially the whole “I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence” part
-Red Alert threw me in the brig and forced me to go through a shit ton of mental evaluations
-Ratchet was just annoyed as me
67.) No comments about the attractiveness of anyone other than your partner
-Even a simple comment like “wow he’s got some nice hair” can cause an issue
-Both human soldiers and bots get irrationally angry
-And they can kill
-And they will kill
-Honestly they need to chill
-No bee I do not think
-Will you stop
-IT WAS A FUCKING EXAMPLE
-GOD DAMN IT
-RUN MAN
-HIDE SOMEWHERE NEAR A HIGHER UP!
-Son of a glitch
68.) Sherlock has been banned from base
-Everyone glitches
-Even me
69.) Slutty costumes have been banned
-People stare
-They get distracted
-The higher ups get pissed
-Then there’s the jealousy issue
-Mickey and I still wear them
-It’s fun
70.) Supernatural is banned
-There are a hell of a lot of reasons
-Dean, Sam, and Castiel are attractive
-The bots glitch
-The ones who don’t glitch go on ghost hunts
-I painted a devil’s trap on the floor and got Ratchet in it
-Not a demon
-Just a dick