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Chapter 47. THERE. CAME UP WITH A NUMBER. YOU HAPPY?
Tom DeLonge claims "Mark fcks pigs on Christmas Day."
But in reality, no one knows who/what Mark fcks on Christmas Day. All we know is that Mark and Tom went into the forest from Chapter 5 of That-Story-I-Don't-Have-Cuz-Emma-Stole-It-And-Hasn't-Given-It-Back-Yet and stabbed a dragon in the heart while riding a uniorn. Seriously. Look up "how Mark saved Tom's life" on YouTube.
But in reality, no one knows who/what Mark fcks on Christmas Day. All we know is that Mark and Tom went into the forest from Chapter 5 of That-Story-I-Don't-Have-Cuz-Emma-Stole-It-And-Hasn't-Given-It-Back-Yet and stabbed a dragon in the heart while riding a uniorn. Seriously. Look up "how Mark saved Tom's life" on YouTube.
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So................................look up "how Mark saved Tom's life" on YouTube. also "how Tom flirts." That's where I found the pig quote.I'm such a stalker.