The Randomest Collection of Stories about Pretty Much Anything You Can Create a Story About

This is a story I wrote in study hall when I was bored. since then it has blown up and now all of my friends have written in it/given me ideas for it. I'm sorry it's so random. I'm also sorry it kinda hates about all the people/places/things I've added onto here. I love and totally respect all the people in here.....well most of them anyway. some of the hate is REAL.

Okay, well...don't stab me with a plastic fork because I happened to mention some famous person or famous company, it's all in good fun....yeah. I think you should just read the story now. :)

It's rated PG because it occasionally cusses, and there's also some violence, like that Winnie the Pooh chapter.

Also. my layout of the random sheep? It is amazing. Reminds me of my unicorn Pillow Pet named Tim.

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Mr. Rogers Is Gonna Rape And Plunder Your Mother!
feat. Billie Joe Armstrong, Joey Armstrong, and Mr. Rogers.
Chapter 2 Of Whatever This Is Called.
Feat. Billie Joe Armstrong, Tico Torres, Demi Lovato and Mark Hoppus.
Chapter Tres
feat. Kurt Cobain, Billie Joe Armstrong, Tico Torres, Mike Dirnt and Mark Hoppus.
Chapter What Are We On? Like 4?
feat. Tom DeLonge.
CHPTR 5: Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away...
This is basically what happens in the Foo Fighters' vid "Learn To Fly." Sorta. Kinda.
Chapter It's-Not-Worth-Remembering
There's no words to describe this. Written by one of my besties, Xia!!
Chapter 5 of That-Story-I-Don't-Have-Cuz-Emma-Stole-It-And-Hasn't-Given-It-Back-Yet.
Flea, Winnie the Pooh, and Alvin and the Chipmunks. Need I say more?
Chapter Who-Gives-A-Fck-Anymore?
Starring me, Xia, Mark, Travis and Tom.
Chapter YOUR MOM!
Don't read if you love Justin Bieber. Actually....just read it.
Chapter I-Forgot-To-Add-This-To-Chapter Who-Gives-A-Fck-Anymore?
This one's for Alyssa.
Chapter 47. THERE. CAME UP WITH A NUMBER. YOU HAPPY?
Tom and Mark.
Chapter DON'T LET MY MOMMA KNOW!
I don't know what this is. Title credit to my bro, Bentley.
Chapter THERE'S NO RETURN FROM 86!
Found this in my phone. Title credit to Green Day. Billie Joe is bored...again.
Chapter YOUR MOM IS A SAUSAGE!
Obviously, YOUR MOM is a sausage. Inspired by that guy that gets hit by an ice cream truck on YouTube.
Chapter CHAPTER NAMES SUCK!
BACK, and weirder than ever....
Chapter I-Have-No-Idea-WTF-I'm-Talking-About
WRITTEN BY MY BUDDY ALYSSA!!!!!!! AND NOT ME!!!
Chapter RANDOM STABBING!
This is random and crappy.
Chapter THWONK
I got the chapter name from my friend Clara's book title. Another sucky chapter. xD
Chapter ?: Mr. Rogers Returns - Or Does He?
Written by my buddy Alyssa!!
Chapter Heart's All Gone (Yeah Your Heart's All Gone)
You're supposed to be confused about this.
Chapter I-Feel-Like-Roller-Skating!
Written by Alyssa. :)
Chapter The-Contuation-Of-The-Story-Ripped-Off-From-CSI-Miami. 1.
The Detective Mark Hoppus continuation.
Chapter Oh Sh - I mean Darn.
^____^ The Nothing Face (should've been in the title but MIBBA WOULDN'T LET IT BE THERE). Violent, epic...everything you wanted the Hunger Games to be.
ChapterohmygodImgoingtodie!
Written by Alyssa, the Bon Jovi fan. The Final Part of the Detective Hoppus Saga.
Chapter THE SMASHING PUMPKINS SIR!
DISCLAIMER: The Smashing Pumpkins have nothing to do with anything. :)
Chapter 26
Written by my friend Rachel!! :)
Chapter BAT COUNTRY!
I'm in a little Avenged Sevenfold phase right now. foREVer <3
Chapter RANDOM LETTER FORMAT!
A letter I wrote to Alyssa in study hall. You should be confused.
Chapter WANAMAKERS AND OXYHEMOGOBLINS COMBINE!
Be afraid. Be very afraid. Written by Alyssa.
Chapter Permanent Marker Time!
Written by me in study hall, with permanent marker.
Chapter Vote NO On issue 2 now. OR ILL KILL YOU.
Writtin by Summer and Emma at 1:40 am. xD
Chapter TIMELINE CHALLENGE AND THE PROPERTIES OF COLOR!
Somewhat (aka very) violent.
CHAPTER grr. I don't know where my other chapter is.
Written by Alyssa. (Of course it is) I KNOW RIGHT!!!
CHAPTER MALE SEAHORSES GIVING BIRTH! (What was it?)
^ Who would be stupid enough to come up with this? ^ asks Alyssa.
Chapter This Chapter Is Literally Untitled. Well, not anymore. But it was.
Ignore this. Or don't. See if I care. Co-written: Alyssa/Summer.
Chapter THE LEGACY OF BILLIE JOE THE UNICORN! And how he REALLY came to be
CHAPTER EXOTIC ANIMALS ON THE LOOSE!
Chapter "TAKE ATTENDANCE SO I CAN TAKE A SEAT!"
Chapter SHUT THE FCK UP, SHE SAID! (Blink's "Cussing Song")
Chapter AVENGED SEVENFOLD! RETURNS!
CHAPTER MEANWHILE, Back At Math...
Chapter "I'm Not Insane, I'm Not Insane..."
Chapter Chew Fu Ghettohouse Fix
Chapter Welcome To The Family