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Chapter 15: The Child of Tigger and Jack Skellington
I hit the ground softly as if I landed on something other than the wood floor. I realized I had my eyes closed and opened them. When I realized what had happened it felt as if the breath had been sucked out of me. I realized I was almost laying on top of him, he mustve tackled me then spun us around so that he would hit the ground rather than me. "Tre let her go." Billie said. He let me go and I got up, "Holy shit." I said when I looked around and saw Mike standing next to some boxes. "We bring gifts from the household of Blink." Tre said gesturing towards the boxes. I hugged Billie,"What no hugs for us?" Mike said, standing next to Tre. I walked over and hugged them too. They offered to set all the stuff up in my room and I reluctantly said yes, I mean they had done so much for me how could I make them do more. Sara offered to help but Billie made her sit down on the couch next to me. As they started moving boxes Sara and I talked about random shit, at one point we were talking about Orcas and how some people actually thought they were whales. Billie walked up to me with a small box in hand,"Hey you mind if we listen to some of these?" he asked, opening the box and revealing all my cds. I nodded and he walked over to their tv and put one in the surround sound system. "Look alive sunshine." I heard Dr. Death-defying say. I grinned, I love this cd almost as much as the Blink 182 Greatest Hits cd.[which btw I'm getting along with Take Off Your Pants and Jacket and Enema of the State. Theyre being shipped to me and currently are somewhere around Ohio.]
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Billie, Tre, and Mike finished up in my room and came to hang out with Sara and I. I still had trouble believing that I went from living with Blink 182 and touring with them, to living with Billie Joe Armstrong's girlfriend. i never in a million years thought this could happen. I started paying attention to what they were saying and realized they were talking about what the child of Tigger and Jack Skellington would look like. This was gonna be interesting,"I think it would look like a human." Tre said. "What the fuck Tre? Since when are humans the product of Tigger and Jack?" Mike asked. "Since forever." I replied. "Thank you Miranda. See Mike its true your entire life is a lieeeeeeeeeeee." Tre said. I nodded and Mike buried his head in his hands.
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[You're probably like: Sara why 2 years? or Sara why is the sky blue? Well I can answer both of those questions first cause I had no ideas for the first 2 years of her living with Sara so I just skipped em and to your second question: Wrong the sky is actually purple but the government makes us believe that it is blue]The first 2 years of living here were interesting Mike and Tre visited frequently and Billie was here so much it was almost like he lived here but he didn't. It was late at night and Billie and Sara were out. I was watching Planet Green [its that one channel that likes to play shows about aliens on Fridays] when Sara stormed in with Billie close on her heels. "Come on Sara," he said,"she kissed me!" okay this did not sound good. I walked into my room and continued drawing hedgehogs on my wall. [FUCK YEA COCK BLOCKING HEDGEHOGS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] "Billie," I heard Sara say," I get that it was just one kiss. The problem is this has happened before and will happen again except next time you can just take the girl home without worrying about me cause we are done!" My hand flew up to my mouth, did Sara just break up with him? "Fine." Billie said sadly and walked out the door. I rushed out to see Sara sitting on the couch crying. I sat down next to her and gave her a hug," Crap, Sara I'm sorry." I said. She said nothing in response, she just kept crying on my shoulder and I was gonna let her. She has been there for me every single fucking time I cried and I have never once seen her cry. I had no reason to get up except maybe to get her something," Do you want anything, like some tea or hot chocolate or we could be all generic and eat ice cream while watching some chick flick?" I offered. She laughed," Hot chocolate would be awesome." she said. I nodded and went to make some.
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Billie, Tre, and Mike finished up in my room and came to hang out with Sara and I. I still had trouble believing that I went from living with Blink 182 and touring with them, to living with Billie Joe Armstrong's girlfriend. i never in a million years thought this could happen. I started paying attention to what they were saying and realized they were talking about what the child of Tigger and Jack Skellington would look like. This was gonna be interesting,"I think it would look like a human." Tre said. "What the fuck Tre? Since when are humans the product of Tigger and Jack?" Mike asked. "Since forever." I replied. "Thank you Miranda. See Mike its true your entire life is a lieeeeeeeeeeee." Tre said. I nodded and Mike buried his head in his hands.
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[You're probably like: Sara why 2 years? or Sara why is the sky blue? Well I can answer both of those questions first cause I had no ideas for the first 2 years of her living with Sara so I just skipped em and to your second question: Wrong the sky is actually purple but the government makes us believe that it is blue]The first 2 years of living here were interesting Mike and Tre visited frequently and Billie was here so much it was almost like he lived here but he didn't. It was late at night and Billie and Sara were out. I was watching Planet Green [its that one channel that likes to play shows about aliens on Fridays] when Sara stormed in with Billie close on her heels. "Come on Sara," he said,"she kissed me!" okay this did not sound good. I walked into my room and continued drawing hedgehogs on my wall. [FUCK YEA COCK BLOCKING HEDGEHOGS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] "Billie," I heard Sara say," I get that it was just one kiss. The problem is this has happened before and will happen again except next time you can just take the girl home without worrying about me cause we are done!" My hand flew up to my mouth, did Sara just break up with him? "Fine." Billie said sadly and walked out the door. I rushed out to see Sara sitting on the couch crying. I sat down next to her and gave her a hug," Crap, Sara I'm sorry." I said. She said nothing in response, she just kept crying on my shoulder and I was gonna let her. She has been there for me every single fucking time I cried and I have never once seen her cry. I had no reason to get up except maybe to get her something," Do you want anything, like some tea or hot chocolate or we could be all generic and eat ice cream while watching some chick flick?" I offered. She laughed," Hot chocolate would be awesome." she said. I nodded and went to make some.
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The convo about the Orcas was taken from a road trip I went on with my family. On the way back I was listening to my IPod and in between two songs I heard a small part of a convo between my grandma and parents about Orcas. So what do you think? I know it's actually quite long because I typed it up on Word rather than writing it in my notebook so it's way longer than expected. What do you think