Gerard the Explorer 2.0

Gerard: Can we finally go to Mibba land! Mama mama mama! I wanna Mibba Funnel Cake!

DoraL Gosh what a Miley Cyrus.

Gerard: Fuck off, I’m nothing like Miley Cyrus!

Writer: Yeah Dora...Gosh Dora is such a Perra!

Dora: Amanda is such an Amazing.

Gerard: Can you make her say that about me?

Writer: Sure--but I can’t because that unfortunately would take away fromt he point of the story that Dora hates you.

Gerard: Oh....

Writer: Yeah...But I can say it! Gerard is such an amazing!

Gerard: Yay!

Writer: Anyway, I think we are at mibba land now!

Gerard: Hehe, you said Way!

Writer: I did, didn’t I? Hehehehe Way!

Dora: You two are both very confused young souls.

Gerard: Ooh look Gerard: The Explorer!

Gerard: The Explorer: Gerard: Today we are going to the VMA's

Dora: That sounds like some sort of Sexually transmitted Disease.

Gerard: Yeah...uh huh and you know all about that don't you.

Dora: Fuck you.

Gerard: Ah, the memories.

Gerard: The Explorer: Map: Maybe you should get some one to show you were the VMAs is...because I do not know.

VMA ANNOUNCER: I know!

Gerard: Tell me Tell me!!

VMA Announcer: Okay Gerard--although MCR aren't going to win--

Gerard: Fuck you.

VMA Announcer: Yeah yeah and my station edits your music videos so they completely suck.

Gerard: Ooh, the VMA’s!

Writer: Where has time flown?

Dora: Up your nose with a ruber hose! Amanda is the greatest.

Gerard: Hehe

Writer: I think we should end this!

Gerard: Okay!

Gerard and Writer: Have a happy day via Mibba land!