Gerard the Explorer 2.0

Dora: Okay so, today we are going to this fucking teenie hunting parade. I totally don’t wanna go to it, but first we must go through MTV Studios. Okay, Gerard totally had a bad experience there from last season.

Map: Maybe you should get some one to show you were the VMAs is...because I do not know.

VMA ANNOUNCER: i know!

Gerard: Tell me Tell me!!

VMA Announcer: Okay Gerard--although MCR aren't going to win--

Gerard: Fuck you.

VMA Announcer: Yeah yeah and my station edits your music videos so they completely suck.

Gerard: That is so true...and then you don't play them after two months--it's all too frustrating.

Gerard: Dude, it’s just called an obsession when you can remember exact phrases from a show.

Writer: Hey I can do that!

Gerard: Amanda is the most awesome, really bad updater, and she’s really sorry for making her readers wait. She will explain more in the Author’s notes at the bottom of this chapter!

Writer: Scizore!

Gerard: I don’t want to go to MTV Studios.

Dora; Well you’re going.

Boots: Yeah, backstabber head!

Gerard: Bitch face.

Boots: Jacket slut.

Gerard: Yes, Boots, Why yes I am a Jacket slut.

Boots: Camera whore!

Gerard: I agree again Boots.

MTV producer: What are you doing here? You have no hits out! Didn’t you read the sign “No Random Losers Allowed!”

Gerard: I just need to get through here! Please you can’t resist my eyes. Look deep into my eyes.

Dora: Bitch.

Gerard: Shuddup!

MTV Producer: Sorry sir, step right in.

Gerard: And when I clap my hands you are a donkey.

MTV Producer: Now you didn’t hypnotize me that much. Get in and get out.

Gerard: Damn! I had been practicing my hypnosis all week for this!