Double Trouble

I was bored at home just working on a painting, Ave was at practice and I decided not to go with her this time. Sharpie had finally gotten around to asking me to make something for Abby and him and I just thought of something perfect for them. Daddy and my brothers left about two days ago. I was working on the dark shading first when I heard a knock on the door, I didn’t want to get up but since I was the only one here I sighed and gingerly placed the painting so that it wouldn’t fall or break or let anything happen in general. I opened the door to see a pair of blue eyes with a puppy look.

“Kaner,” I said surprised. “What are you doing here? Why aren’t you at practice.”

“I left early, Lina there’s something you said that’s been bugging me,” he sighed. “May I come in?”

“Sure,” I stepped aside so that he can enter. “Would you like anything to eat or to drink?”

“I’m fine, Lina is it true that you don’t trust men that have blond hair and blue eyes.”

I was surprised. “It’s true, why are you asking?”

“Does that mean you don’t trust me,” his voice sounded sad. “I mean I am blond and have blue eyes.”

“Kaner...” I sat down on the couch. “I think you’re the only exception, I mean after that break up with Henry, I said that I wasn’t going to trust anyone with those features and at first I’ll admit I didn’t trust you. I mean, you are Patrick Kane a playboy by definition, yet you proved it wrong with the way you act towards Ave and I.”

“Really,” his blue eyes shined with hope.

I smiled. “Really, now come give me a hug you stupid blond.”

He hesitated a bit but hugged me nonetheless, he stiffened at first yet a few seconds later he relaxed and hugged me back. The door opened and I heard Avery talking with someone.

“Honey I’m home,” she said loud. “Oh, am I interrupting something?”

I shook my head and Kaner got up and had a wide smile.

“Ave! Lina trusts me!” He said running up to Avery, picking her up and spinning her around before putting her back onto her feet. I let out a laugh.

“Ok,” she said bewildered.

“So is that why were you guys in a tight embrace?” Jonathan said monotone.

“Yeah, I mean what else would it be for? I mean it’s not like-” a thought crossed my mind.

I sat down and Ave sat down next to me, looking at me as if knowing that something had crossed my mind. I leaned over and started telling her about my idea and the look she gave me revealed something. If it were someone else they would not have noticed but I, being the twin, easily noticed, I noticed that spark of jealousy but then I saw the trust in her eyes it had confirmed what I had suspected; she liked Kaner and not as a friend.

“What are you girls talking about?” Jonathan said suspicious.

"I was just wondering how it would be like to have children with Kaner. I mean imagine baby Kaners..."I said shrugging.

"Uh..."Kaner said.

"Kaner all flustered? I never thought I’d see the day, maybe he finally will settle down." Ave said staring at him.

"Why are you thinking that?" Jonathan asked.

"I don't know, I think it's cute. Like little Kaners being all cute and adorable when this one stops being it." I smiled at the blond.

"I agree. I've seen the pictures of Kaner as a kid. He was adorable." Ave said, then frowned and turned her head to Patrick. "What the hell happened to all the cuteness and adorable-ness that you used to possess?" She got up poked his cheek. "It's all gone!."

"Yeah true that," I said. "So... when should we start making some of those babies," I winked at Kaner.

I wasn't serious, but hell it's fun to play with them. Jonathan was not amused.

“No way in hell are you making babies with Kaner." He said.

I smirked. "I mean it's up to Patrick if we make little Kaner babies."

"I'm serious-"

"You're always serious Jonathan," I said glaring at him, he was ruining the fun.

"I.. uh... well..." Kaner sputtered. Avery and I burst into laughter at his expense.

"Well..." I said with a cheshire smile. "I am legal, and also hell it could be fun,” I said stressing the fun, to make a point.

"B-but...I just can't Lina I mean Tazer would fucking kill me-”

Jonathan hit the back of his head glaring. I looked over at each man suspicious, Avery was also suspicious.

"What do you mean Tazer would fucking kill you? That would ruin the whole bromance you got going...and no one is allowed to kill you but me; it comes with being the only girl on the team. Now spill Patrick, what is it that Tazer over there would kill you over?" Ave asked.

"What do you mean Tazer is going to kill me? I swear I don't know what he does." another voice said from the front doorway. "I honestly don't understand you kid- Why the hell are you on top of Kaner?"

Avery and I looked over. "Sharpie,'' we yelled out.

I gave the man a hug, and luckily got out of the way as Ave jumped off Kaner and onto Sharp.

“How the hell did you get into my apartment?" She asked jumping down after giving him his hug.

“The door was unlocked,” he said. “Now what is going on?”

“She's trying to get information from Kaner." I said to him.

"Oh so it's that Patrick that Tazer is willing to kill...well I wondered when the time would come,” he said.

Ave and I looked at each other. "Why?" We both asked.

"Well..." Sharp started.

"Come on please tell us," Avery asked puppy eyed.

"Come on.. Tell us. Please?" I asked her, joining in with my own puppy eyes.

Kaner was relieved and Jonathan still serious. Sharpie scratched the back of his head.

"Please?" Avery asked, tears beginning to fill her eyes.

"Please tell us." I added, my voice cracking from the tears that were also threatening to spill down my face.

I knew that when we wanted something we could act well...hmm maybe I should go into acting, meh I prefer art. With all that Sharpie finally broke and spilled.

"It has to do with you two actually.They're both overprotective of you girls, hell if I wasn't happily married then they’d do the same to me," he chuckled. "They are really hard pressed on the guys on the team to not get close to either of you. Now I wonder what exactly did you do to make Tazer turn on Kaner?"

“Alina said she'd make little Kaner babies, and we both agreed that they'd be adorable, because Kaner was adorable as a child... but he's like not now.” Avery summarized.

"And we have no idea why Tazer would kill him. It would just destroy the bromance they have and that's a big no-no." I said.

“And we really don’t know why Taze should care if Kaner and Alina made mini Kaners... but it would be weird as hell seeing little babies that look like Kaner and Lina and I... But yeah..” Ave said.

“Yeah, but you know what I don’t give a shit. I think I decided that you, Patrick Timothy Kane shall father my children. Now let’s start on making the future Kane-Addison generation,” I said grabbing Kaner by his arm and dragging him into my room; I locked the door.

All hell broke loose then.

"YOU TWO COME OUT OF THAT ROOM RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR I'LL BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN." Jonathan yelled, banging on the door.

“YOU BREAK MY DOOR DOWN YOU'RE REPLACING ASSHOLE. I'D LIKE TO KEEP MY APARTMENT IN TACT,” Avery yelled at Jonathan. "AND DO YOU REALLY THINK SHE'D SLEEP WITH KANER, OUT OF ALL THE ARMANI MODELS THAT ARE OUT THERE IN THE WORLD?"

"Come on kids, Tazer, step away from the door, Avery, calm down." Sharpie said, trying to calm the two outside.

I sighed and looked at the now nervous Kaner. “I’m sorry about that, it’s just I thought it would be funny.”

He let out a breath relieved. “It’s fine but hell you’re like a sister and although you’re attractive I can’t see you that way.”

“Same, I mean you’re like a brother and well you’re closer so that means that you suffer more. But then again, Mike and Matt have suffered seventeen years of it so you get it easy.”

Kaner cracked a smile, I decided to lay down on the bed and just wait until either the door was broken down or they gave up. Kaner was standing like an awkward person so I padded the extra space on my bed for him to sit down, he was walking towards me when he tripped and then next thing I knew I felt something heavy on me. There was a rattle of the knob before I saw the door open and there stood a red faced Jonathan, a puzzled Avery and a worried Sharpie.

“What is going on?” Avery asked. “We heard a thump.”

“I think it’s obvious,” Jonathan said.

I looked at Avery and she looked back at me, we were communicating the way we can. She saw the pained and well red face I had, Kaner had hit my wound again and damn did it hurt and she understood what had happened. Our minds were linked in a sense, we could be spies and no one would ever catch us.

“Kaner, if you don’t mind getting off of Alina, I’d like to talk to her. Alone,” the authority in his voice was clear.

Kaner got off me and went next to Sharpie who seemed to know something that we didn’t. Jonathan made sure everyone was out of the room before locking it and he started coming closer to me.

“You know that we were just kidding right? Geez you take everything so serious and by the way whatever you were thinking is no-” I was cut off.

It took me a moment to realize what was happening and when it did my eyes widened. Jonathan fucking Toews was kissing me. I tried to push him back but it was useless and he just pulled me in closer it took all of my strength to not respond to him. He pulled away and just stared at me his brown eyes staring into my soul; it started to make me feel uncomfortable.

“Stop staring,” I said. I took a step back, his hands still at my waist.

“I don’t want you to have kids with Kaner,” he said that intense look still there.

“It’s none of your business who I have kids with, but know that there is no way I’d have kids with him. Now let go of me,” I said calm.

Jonathan instead kept walking me backwards until I felt my legs give way then feeling my body hit the bed, Jonathan got on top of me bearing his weight on his arms.

“Get off,” I said firm. Yet I could feel my heart skip a beat.

He leaned down. “I like it like this,” he said licking his lips.

“Well I don’t, now get off or I’ll scream and then you’re in for it,” I threatened.

He leaned even more down, our lips almost brushing. “Are you sure, I like you Alina and this could be fun.” He taunted.

I gulped. “Jonathan don’t-”

His lips cut any protests off, his lips were unexpectedly soft and it felt so nice.

He has a girlfriend, idiot.

It took all the force I had but I pushed Jonathan back and I saw that his eyes were filled with lust and I really wanted to see what happened if I let myself give in. Instead, I pushed him harder away and walked towards the door unlocking it and opened it. I could see that he wasn’t happy but he just got up and brushed past me, while I took a deep breath and walked to my bed and laid down. Fuck the covers smelled like men, ew, I might have to either wash or burn later. I just decided to take a nap and forget about this whole ordeal.