The Future is Now

-Fast forward to next weekend-

I woke up to the sound of Alex talking to someone, i looked over at the clock and it was 8. I got up and went into the kitchen and Alex was mixing coffee. He saw me and handed me his coffee, i took a sip and it was horrible.

"What the hell is in this!?" i said

"Sugar, cream. The typical" he said and i handed it back

"Well i dont no what happened but its gross Alex" i said

"I loves it!" he said a little to excited for 8 in the morning

"How many cups have you had?" i asked

"Uhmm...like my third one!" he said

"How long have you been up?" i asked

"Like since 6" he said

"Man, if you keep drinking this you'll crash fast" i said as he sipped on the coffee

"Doesnt matter" he said

"Whatever. Were going to the zoo today with Zack, Ashlee and Charolette. Quite the caffeine" i said and went to shower

Later at about 12 we went over to Zacks, we were all gonna drive in one car to the zoo. When we left Alex still hadnt cut down on the coffee. We got to Zacks house and hungout with him while Ashlee got Charlotte ready.

"So are you guys excited?" Zack asked Micah and Casey

"Yes!" they said

"Me to" he said

"Zack, do you guys have coffee?" Alex asked him

"No more Alex" i said

"We do. Why dont you want him to have any?" Zack said

"Hes been drinking it all morning, he nuts" i said

"Im craving it, im gonna go make some" Alex said

"Good luck with that" Zack said

"What?" Alex said

"I dont drink coffee, Ashlee does. She drinks strong coffee" Zack said

"What do you mean?" Alex asks

"Like ive had coffee. But this was so caffeinated it made me shake" Zack said

"Ewww screw that. Cut yourself off Alex" i said

"Weird but it sounds sooo amazing right now" Alex said and went to make some coffee

When we left Alex had brought coffee with him for the ride, he borrowed one of Ashlees coffee mugs. It took us a little while to get there and by the time we get there Alex finished the coffee. We go into the zoo and after a while Alex is starting to get lazy.

"Come on babe, no breaks" i said

"Yessssss. im tired, major migraine" Alex said whinning

"Hes crashing, its that coffee from my place that did it" Zack said

"That coffee is amazing!" Ashlee said

"Yes but its to much caffeine" Zack said

"I just think its because hes had so much that now that he doesnt have anymore hes crashing" i said

"Screw you guys. When we leave im driving, i need starbucks or dunkin donuts" Alex said

"Nope im driving, no more coffee for you sunshine" i said

"Yeah plus you'd probably crash out of exhaustion. Im not ready to be killed because you have a sugar high or whatever" Zack said

"Gimme your advil babe" Alex said pulling on my purse

"Fine" i said taking out one advil for him

"Thats not gonna do it, try like three more" he said

"I only take one and it works fine" i said

"Well i take more then that. So do normal people. Hand them over" he said and i rolled my eyes at him and passed the bottle to him and he stole Zacks water

"Hey!" Zack said

"Calm your tits Zacky" Alex said and gave him the bottle back after he took the pills

"Mommy look at the piggy" Casey said

"Aww its so cute" i said

"It is cute, just wait until it rolls around in its own poop. Not to cute then" Zack said

"Sick dude" Alex said grossed out

"Do piggys really do that?" Casey asked me as we walked

"Yep" i said

"Eww" she said grossed out

"Thanks Zack for grossing everyone out" Ashlee said

"Yeah thanks uncle Zack for the informative information we didnt need!" Alex said sarcastic

"My pleasure" Zack said

"Ooh! look at the duck...bird...i have no clue what it is but theres lots of them!" Alex said watching a bunch of little bird type animals

"Awww so cute" i said

"Im gonna try to catch one" he said

"Alex dont" i said and he went after one of them and they turned around and chased him and he came back to us and stood on a bench

"Damnit!, their so cute. But vicious" he said and i laughed

We walked around the zoo for a little while longer, it was awesome seeing the kids enjoy the animals. We stayed for a little while longer and then headed back to Zacks. We left Zacks and went to Jacks house, when we walked in Melinda was drinking coffee.

"Hey guys" i said

"Hey, whats up?" Melinda asked

"Nothing we went to the Zoo with Zack, Ashlee and Charlotte" i said

"Awesome" she said

"Melinda i love your coffee cup can i see it?" Alex asked sitting next to her

"Yeah?" she said confused passing the cup to him

"Yay coffee!" Alex said drinking it

"Eww Alex!" she said

"Here, i just wanted a couple sips" he said giving it back

"No you can keep it you got your nasty germs all over it" she said

"I'll take it" Jack said taking it from her and drinking it

"Hes been drinking just coffee like all day" i said

"Oh, want some water to balance out the coffee in your system?" Melinda said

"First of all, i doubt thats possible. Second of all, no but i'd love some coffee" Alex said

"Not gonna happen" she said

"Jack?" Alex asked him

"Sure, knock yourself out" Jack said waving him off

"Yay!" Alex said

"Damnit!" i said and Jack laughed at me