Drop Dead Gerard

Saturday - Gerard’s P.O.V

I look yet another long sigh as i thought to myself, Where the hell is Mikey?
I looked at my watch for what felt like the 100th time
He’s was a whole 10 minutes late.
Okay okay , Maybe I’m being a little impatient but I hate waiting around this dump and the people arent here look capable of stabing me!
“Oh come on , its not like you had anywhere else to go”
Shut up concisions, What do you know!
“Hey , are you calling me a retard?”
Maybe I am
“HA you called yourself a retard”
Note to self : stop talking to myself!

10 Minutes later

Okay this is crazy wear is he!
If he ever shows up I’m gonna freaking kill him!!
Or I can just phone him…yeah less messy

I rang Mikey’s cell phone and waited for an answer.
“Hey Gerard.”
“Uh…hey, How did you know it was me?”
“Well ya see Technology has evolved since last time you surfaced outside your apartment. Now cell phones actually tell you who’s ringing.”
I sighed at Mikey’s sarcasm
“Yeah okay that was a dumb question”
“Yes Gerard, yes it was! Any way what do you want ? I’m watching jerry Springer and its just about to get interesting!! This dudes a maniac and his pregnant lezbian wife just toled him she's been having an affair with his son!” Laughed Mikey
“Oh well we wouldn’t want to miss that now would we.”
“….Sarcasm. And no I wouldn’t wanna miss this, His wife slept with his son and his siter...duuuude!!” Gasped Mikey
" Mikey wear the hell are you, weren’t we meant to meet at 11:00am!”
“Oh would you look at that…”
“You forgot didn’t you Mikey…?” I asked
“No…I’m just making myself look extra pretty to see you!”
“Mikey…Shut up! Wear is Frank and that girl you wear talking about?”
“Uh…I haven’t spoken to frank “
“Uh…okay, why? You normally never leave each other alone!”
“DO YOU HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING! AND ME AND FRANK HAVE SEPARATE LIVES YOU KNOW” Screamed Mikey, Almost bursting my ear drum!
“Okay okay, take it easy! It was a simple question.”
“Look IL be there in about 20 minutes okay”
“20 MINUTES?! Mikey what exactly am I supposed to do with myself for 20 minutes”
“Hey I have an impulsive and random idea, Why don’t you go talk to that girl by the fountain that also looks lost and alone?!”
I looked around to find the girl Mikey was talking about, He was right there was a girl standing there.
“Hey wait. How did you know that?” I asked
“Oh Gerard, so young...so clueless”
“Mikey I happen to be older than you!”
“Yeah but I am, Michael James way , the more intelligent and dare i say better looking brother"
“ Mikey go run into a door, it might deflate your head” I giggled
“Yeah that sounds like something I’d do , But anyway getting back to the point, go talk to her.”
“I’ve never seen her before in my life, who is she?”
“Remember I was telling you about Franks childhood friend, Lindsey?! Well that’s her!”
“She’s Franks best friend…?”
I glanced over at Lindsey , She was sitting on the edge of the fountain. She had long glossy yet shaggy black hair and bright white skin ,her lips wear a deep shade of red! After a while i found myself stearing...then drooling.
“Gerard? Gerard are you still there? …GERARD!!!”
“What? Oh sorry mikes…I just got…distracted”
“hey hears a crazy idea, Go talk to her.”
“GA ….I dunno Mikey… I’m not so great with conversation…what will I say?”
“Well Hello would be a good start”
“Wow Mikey….i dont think id have ever thought of that one without you here telling me!” I guess the sarcasm runs in the family
“Just call her over dickface”
“Dude, there’s no way I’m going to call a complete stranger over, she’ll think I’m some weirdo”
“Better she learns now than never”
“You’re an evil little brother you know that”
“Call her”
“No”
“Call her”
“OH MY GOD Shut up”
“Call her”
“LYNDSEY!!…!”i screamed then instantly regreted it
I ran behind the nearest dumpster hoping to Jesus that she didn’t hear that!
“Hallelujah! I thought you’d never call her, Now go meet her!” Came Mikey's voice from my cell phone
“I cant do this Mikey!…You know what I’m like around girls…I freeze up”
“Where are you?”
“uh…”
“Your hiding behind a garbage can again aren't you…”
“Maybe… , Fuck now she’s gonna wonder who called her!” I said worriedly
“Gerard would you stop being such a girl an go talk to her already”
“But....but....but....but”
“Look pretend this is one of your video games okay, your the price and shes the princess”
"Ewww dude theres no princesses in the evill dead ||V"
Mikey sighed "Okay then shes the last servivor from the world of zombies"
"Okay thats better"
I looked out of the side of the dumpster and noticed Lyndsey was walking straight towards me
…Fuck!