My Big Fat Fake Wedding

The next morning I was awakened by a very unexpected kiss. Opening my eyes, Cody pulled away and smiled at me.

"Would you look at that? The fairy tales are true. A kiss does wake up a sleeping beauty." He sat next to me leaning over so he hovered above me. He had a hand on either side of me.

"Sleeping beauty?" I chuckled. "Are you getting into character already, Codes?"

Grinning he shrugged. "Maybe."

"Okay so if I'm sleeping beauty, who are you? My prince charming?"

"Well I am dashing…." He replied doing his signature smile from his "Dashing" Cody Rhodes days.

I tried hard not to laugh at his arrogance but it was so cute. "Oh you so are." I joked. I ran my hands up his arms making him grin. He started to lean in and I caught him off guard by grabbing his shirt and pulling him down to lay next to me and rested my chin on his chest.

"Looks like you fell for me Prince Dashing."

He looked confused for a moment before breaking into a grin. "Looks like I did; literally but…" He grabbed me and turned, pinning me to the bed. He looked into my eyes for a moment before dropping down next to me. "I don't know about you but I'm really looking forward to eating all that cake…" He stole a glance at me and smiled.

"You won't be really eating all of it." I laugh. "We just taste the cakes."

"Tasting, eating. Same thing. But anyways, we really need to get going and do that before Raw tonight."

He was right. We laid there for a while longer before finally getting up to get ready.

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We sat at this long table filled with plates of cake slices. We had already tasted a few and had a pad of paper next to us to write down which ones me liked. The baker sat with us talking about each cake we tried and I couldn't help but notice Cody looking at me and grinning every few minutes.

As soon as the baker walked away to get more samples I turned to Cody. "What?" Shrugging, he casually sipped his finger in the mint frosting from our recent sample and tasted a little.

"Nothing. This is just really tasty…here try some!" He said. He grinned as he wiped some on my nose. My jaw dropped and I chuckled.

"You jerk!" I laughed. "You did that on purpose!"

"Your point?" He responded. "What are you gonna do about it?"

Scooping up some frosting with my finger, I put some on his cheek. "That."

Laughing, he swept the tips of his fingers over the frosting and got me on my cheek. Like little kids we went back and forth until our faces covered with mint, vanilla, and chocolate frosting. The baker came back and seeing us started laughing.

"Do you two really love the cake that much?"

Luckily the cake was smeared all over my cheeks so he couldn't tell how embarrassed I was. Seeing that I didn't answer, Cody turned to him. "Yeah we did. As you can see, especially the vanilla, chocolate and mint."

"Very good." The baker laughed as he tossed us both a towel. He picked up most of the samples and took them back to the kitchen. Just for the fun of it I picked up one of the samples that was left with us and stuck it in Cody's face. I placed the now ruined cake on the table and laughed as Cody just sat there. He had frosting covering his nose and on his upper lip.

"I'm soooo going to get you back for that." He said as he wiped off most of the frosting. I frowned thinking he was mad. I was about to apologize but he wiped it on my mouth. Gasping I looked at him in shock as he laughed.

After he calmed down a little, he leaned in and gave me a kiss, getting more frosting on me.

"Mmm." He licked his lips as he pulled away. "Damn that cake tastes good." Grinning, He handed me the towel.

"Very Funny." I mumbled. I took the towel from him and wiped what I could from my face and handed it to him. He wiped his face clean and we settled what we needed to about the cakes before we left to the arena for the show.

Raw- Hershey, PA

Justin Roberts is in the ring to introduce the NEW WWE Champion... CM Punk! Cult of Personality lights up the audio dials and Punk makes his way down to the ring. He's tells the audience the story of telling his teacher when he was in school that his dream was to be a professional wrestler. Not a sports entertainer, but a professional wrestler. Punk says that he worked his way up from the absolute bottom, and it was a special moment when he walked into Madison Square Garden to win the WWE Championship. Punk says that he is what they see, and he won't play any hot potato games with the WWE Title. The Title is where it belongs, with Punk. There are a lot of people in high places that might not like it, but Punk is the new face of the WWE. He says he is going to get comfortable as he sits down in the ring. Punk claims that he wants to bring danger back to RAW. Punk wants to make changes, like where are the WWE Ice Cream Bars? He'd also like to have John Laurinaitis removed as Interim RAW General Manager.

"So would I." Zack sulked. In the locker room, it was just Zack and I watching the broadcast. Zack wasn't too happy with Laurinaitis since he denied Zack his US title match at Survivor Series against Dolph Ziggler.

I put my hand on his shoulder in a comforting gesture. "I know Zack but you'll get that title soon. I just know you'll be the champ before the royal rumble. They have to get you a title shot. You deserve it."

He nodded.

"Besides," I smiled. "Ryder or Riot, right?"

Looking at me he smiles. "Yep. Ryder or Riot."

Laurinaitis comes out to respond. He says that there is no reason for them to not get along because they both want what's best for the fans. John doesn't understand why Punk has a problem with him. Punk says because John is a middle management guy. Punk says that John calls the WWE fans a Universe, because that's what the boss wants. John says that just because he isn't covered in tattoos and piercings, doesn't mean he can't be just as creative as Punk. John says that Alberto Del Rio will have his rematch against Punk next week on RAW! Laurinaitis says that if you put yourself in the audience's shoes, you will make the right matches. John makes a Dolph Ziggler v. CM Punk match, because that's what the fans want to see. Punk says that that is not what the fans want. The crowd begins a, "We Want Ryder" chant. Punk says the fans want Ziggler versus Ryder. John says Ryder is already wrestling against Del Rio. Punk says fine, tonight he'll beat Ziggler, next week he'll beat Alberto Del Rio, and one day someone is going to knock some sense into Laurinaitis."

"Del Rio?" Zack exclaimed. "Punk is right! We all wanna see me face Ziggler! Not Del Rio!" Shaking his head he headed to the door. Opening it, he glanced back at me. "I'll be back…."

I nodded and turned my attention back to the screen.

A Video Recap of a post Survivor Series promo from The Rock, during which fans started a "We Want Ryder" chant. Rock said that he loves all the Woo, Woo, Woos and chants.

Zack Ryder's music hits and Booker T compares him to Denver Broncos Quarterback Tim Tebow!

Ryder cuts off Ricardo during the introduction to say his, "Woo Woo Woo" catchphrase. Rio goes for a quick cover, but Ryder kicks out. Del Rio locks on an arm bar to begin the damage necessary for a successful Cross Arm Breaker. Ryder gets to his feet and lands a couple of punches. Del Rio counters with an elbow. Ryder knocks Rio down and sets him up in the corner. He runs clears across the ring for a boot to the face of the seated Del Rio. Ryder is looking for his finisher, but Rio counters and locks on the Cross Arm Breaker! This match is over.

Knowing Cody's match is coming up soon, I headed to the Divas locker room to get ready. I change into my outfit and check my makeup when I'm met by Natalya and Beth.

"Hey!" They greet.

"Hi." I smile.

"Did you really kiss Kelly?" Beth asked.

"What?" I asked, caught off guard.

"Kelly told the whole divas locker room that you knocked on her door last week at the hotel and just kissed her." Nattie explained. "Did you?"

I scrunched my nose up in disgust. "EW, no. She's delusional. I mean she actually thinks I stole Cody from her."

"That's true...and she isn't very bright to begin with..." Beth agreed. Nattie nods in agreement.

"Nope I did no such thing." I said as I walked away towards the door. As I opened the door I sang softly to myself. "I kissed a girl, and didn't like it..."
I started to walk back to the locker room to wait until I needed to find Cody and bumped into none other than the ditzy blonde herself; Kelly. She glared at me and I smirked as I continued to sing. "I kissed a girl, and Cody liked it…"

"Shut up!" She snapped.

"Why? He's my fiancé. After I kissed you, he was so turned on that we had sex when we got back to the room. So thanks!" I smirked.

"Whatever."

She pranced away and I chuckled to myself. It's awesome how easy it is to piss her off.

As I get in the locker room, it's empty and I sit down on the couch. Kevin Nash's music hits and he makes his way onto the entrance ramp with mic in hand.

"Oh great…" I grumble. Wade entered the room and sat next to me on the couch.

Nash talks about the Madison Square Garden incident with the Kliq. He refers to it as the time Scott Hall, HHH, HBK and himself, put friendship over the business.

"What the hell is this?" I exclaimed motioning to the TV. "Nobody cares about Nash! He's boring! He's one of the main reasons we keep losing ratings!"

Wade shrugs and I continue to rant throughout Nash's promo until a crew member comes in and tell me to hurry up so I can go out with Cody.

"Finally." Wade mumbles. I whack him in the chest as I get up and leave the room.

Cody sat in a chair near the monitor as he finished taping up his hand when he felt a hand run across his chest making him smirk.

"So we're starting to do this even when no one's around now too?" He grinned as he turned around. Seeing the smiling blonde, he frowned.

"Hey there." She smiles.

"Hi Kelly…" He replies flatly.

"Looking good tonight."

"Um…thanks."

He looks around and smiles when I walk up. I take satisfaction as Kelly glares at me.

"Hey." He greets me with a kiss. I kiss him back and look at Kelly.

"Hey bitch. You can leave now. We have to get ready to go out."

Turning on her heel she leaves in a huff and Cody chuckles. "You two just hate each other don't you?"

Nodding, I hand him his Reese's and he quickly eats one as his music starts to play. He offers his arm and I take it before we walk out the curtain and down the ramp. He gets booed but we ignore it and walk up the steel steps. Cody opens the ropes for me and I step inside the ring followed by Cody. He calls for a mic and the crew member hands him one.

He says he felt shame which is part of why he wore his masks. Because of that, he became prey for guys like Randy Orton. He then says that now that the mask is off he is unbeatable!

Clapping, I nod in agreement. Santino Marella's music plays and he makes his way to the ring. Cody holds the ropes open for me again and I get to the outside, yelling at the crowd as they boo me and Cody.

The bell rings and they lock up, and the ref backs up Santino. Rhodes connects with a couple of punches and then stomps on Santino. Cody misses a neckbreaker and Santino tries for the Cobra. Rhodes hits his finisher, and this match is over!

After the match, Cody rolls out of the ring and stalks toward the commentary table and stares down Booker. Cody antagonizes Booker T. He yells at him for insulting him on commentary every week. Cody throws Booker's glass of water in his face! Booker T stands up, and does not look thrilled.

"Ha! That's what you get!" I laugh. Cody music plays and I grab his arm as we make our way backstage.

We get next to the monitor and hear Booker T say that the attack from Cody Rhodes was not professional, but he is going to stay at the booth and do his job.

While Cody leaves to get changed, I peek into locker room where the camera crew is filming a segment. Kelly and Alicia Fox are playing WWE '12. Beth and Nattie come in and put over the video game. They say it isn't realistic though, because Kelly and Fox don't cry after a match in the game like they do in real life.

As they end the segment, Alicia, Nattie and Beth leave the locker room. Scoffing, I walk away back to the locker room. On the screen, Wade is in a match against Kofi.

Orton has just taken a seat at ringside. Wade is in control, but Kofi begins to fight back. Wade hits the huge side slam and goes for the cover. Kofi kicks out at 2. Wade unloads with some punches until the ref pulls him off. Kofi is resting against the ropes, so Wade presses Kofi's neck with his knee. Wade charges for a big boot that knocks Kofi senseless. Wade pulls him into the middle of the ring and goes for the cover. Kofi manages to kick out. Wade stomps on his chest and stares out at Orton. Wade stretches Kofi in the ring and applies pressure to his back. Kofi escapes and knocks Wade out of the ring. Kofi flies right out after him with a suicide dive! Kofi rolls him back into the ring. Cover, but Wade kicks out.

Kofi heads to the top, but Wade follows after. Wade is lifting him up on his shoulders for Wasteland. Kofi fights free and then leaps for a huge crossbody. Kofi goes for the cover, but Wade kicks out. Kofi kicks him in the head for his trouble and hits the Boom Drop. Kofi feels the crowd as he looks for Trouble in Paradise. He flies towards Wade, but Wade moves out of the way. Kofi hits a seesaw kick and then tries for a springboard. Wade kicks the rope, and then lifts Kofi up on his shoulders. Wasteland connects as Wade stares at Orton.

After the match, Wade grabs a mic and tells Orton that in case he missed it – the winner of the match was Wade Barrett. Orton flinches like he is going to charge the ring, but then he walks towards the back smirking.

I stood up and left the locker room to go wait for Cody. Zack was wandering around aimlessly.

"Hey Zack." I grinned. "Great match, Broski."

"I lost." He frowned.

"Aww, I'm sorry…"

He shrugged. "It's okay…are you busy?"

"Not really, I was just gonna wait for Cody…Why what's up?"

"I was gonna see if you wanted to go get some food with me and maybe pick up a few things."

"Sure." I shrug. Wade was walking by and I grabbed his arm. "Hey Wade, I'm gonna go grab some food and pick up a few things with Zack. Can you tell Cody I'll see him back at the hotel later?"

"Sure….Can I go? It won't take me long to change."

"Hey Fella. Mind if I go to?" Sheamus said as he walked up.

Zack and I looked at each other and shrugged. "Sure. Meet us by catering in 10 minutes and we'll get going. We all agree before splitting up to grab our stuff.