You Again...

"You this angry is the funniest thing I have ever seen!"He said laughing"Fuck you man!Im gonna get him if I die trying!Give me another!"I said angrily as they handed me another bazooka..bullet.I put it in and aimed again"Hey hold me ok?"I said"Surree.Just hit him this time"Joker said wiping a tear away from laughing.This time,I hit the cop car dead on sending it flying"Did you mean to do that?"He asked"Yeah!The damn thing was in my way!"I said annoyed but then I heard a purring noise.I stuck my head out the truck and shook my hand"Binoculars please!"I said and then I was given them.I used em and saw the Bat mobile"Ohhh!Batmans here!"I said laughing.Joker smirked"I knew it"he said as I watched one of the other trucks get hit by Batman"Ok enough gawking Jinx!Hit him!"Joker said"Batman?"I asked"NO!Dent!"Joker yelled"Shut up!"I said grabbing the bazooka again and aiming.We got right next to the truck but this idiot doesnt know how to drive,and sent me rolling"Mother fucker"I said slightly annoyed"Joker...hold me down"i said calmly"Ugh.Woman.So precise" he said as he gripped my shoulders.I aimed again but as I shot it,the Batmobile came out of NO WHERE and took the hit"FUCK MY LIFE!"I yelled angrily but this blow sent us ALL flying to the other end of the truck's wall on the inside.I shook my head from all the debris and looked at Joker"You good?"I asked"Im fine,come on"He said as we went to the door again.We halted to a stop..."What the fuck?!"I said angrily as I climbed to the front.The dude was dead!"Oh my god Im gonna-""I'll drive!Shut up!"Joker said as he sat me in the passenger and went to the driver"Scuse me.I wanna drive"Joker said pushing him out to lie on the road.He began to drive....more crazy then me.We finally got out from under the bridges,onto the main road,following Dent's truck"I like this job.I like it"Joker said smiling sadistically.I smirked at him"Hellicopterrr"I said in a ditsy way.I only said it like that because I knew Joker thought ahead incase they did use a hellicopter.He always thinks ahead"Jinx,you know what to tell em"Joker said throwing me the mic. I was excited"Oh Yes!I love this job!Boyyyzz!Rack em up!Rack em up,rack em up, rack em up!"I said excitedly and then wouldnt you know,the hellicopter got caught in the ropes that was racked up.Causing it to crash and make a big explosion.Joker and I laughed hard and I clapped"Yes!Beautiful!"I said and then out of the blue, Batman showed up on a bike"Now there's a batman"Joker said.He charged at us on his bike"Is he stupid?"I asked"Ohh you wanna play?Come on"Joker said"Come on"He said again.I looked at him and saw how serious he was getting.He shot...something and went under the truck.Joker glanced back in the mirror"Oh shit come here!"He pulled me on his lap and held my head in the crook of his neck in the VERY last second because we flipped and the side I was sitting on was smashed.Joker crawled out and pulled me out"Fuck my side"I said as I put my hand on my left side.It was bleeding but I could survive this.Joker glared at my side and then went to the truck,pulling out a BIG gun.Probably a shot gun"Stay out of this Jinx"Joker said darkly"Ok"I said softly as Batman stood 15 feet away from us.Dent's truck had stopped too.I watched in worry for Joker as he shot every car that was in his way from the Batman.He was saying something but I couldnt hear...until he yelled for Batman to hit him...but Batman pussied out and went behind him,falling off his bike and onto the ground...right next to me.I flipped him over with my foot.He was knocked outJoker kind of...skipped over with a switch blade in his hand.A henchmen next to me touched his mask and got shocked,sending him flying back.Joker and I laughed at him and just as Joker was about to get Batman with the switchblade,I felt a gun to my head "Seriously?Why's it always me?Why dont you ever point the gun at him?"I asked referring to Joker.Joker groaned"Come on!Could you please just give me a minute?"Joker said standing up but the man cocked the gun at my head"J-Joker just go"I said gulping"I cant do that and you know it even if I want to"Joker said annoyed.I gasped seeing it was Gordon!"I thought you were dead"I said surprised"Wrong...we got you...both of you ass holes"gordon said and took us away"You should of left"I said not caring that a cop was in the back with us"Yea yea I know I should have.But letting an innocent girl die is bad"He said smirking.I looked at him"You're just not right"I said giggling"Both of you stop talking!"Said the cop.I rolled my eyes"Shut up"I said as I leaned my back against the back of the truck, closing my eyes.So when we got there,they made us take out all our weapons..lets see...I think Joker had about 18 in his coat and I had about 15.So Joker and I sat in the cell quietly"This is your fault"Joker said"I know"I said not even fighting back"Tired?"He asked"A little..and a little pissed.If Batman hadnt gotten in the way,I probably would have been able to take Dent's life tonight"I said annoyed"In due time doll face"Joker said.I nodded,noticing all the people starring at us"Ohh we're movie stars"I said giggling.Joker looked at me and chuckled but then Gordon came in"Stand away!All of you!I dont want anything for his Mob lawyer to use u understand?!"Gordon said.I shrugged but noticed the Mayor now talking with Gordon"What do we got?"The mayor asked"Well obviously that's Jessica...she knew what she was getting into when she met up with him.She didnt care about her identity...that I know..but as for him. Nothing.No matches on prints,DNA,dental.Clothing is custom,no labels.Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.No name.No other alias.Jessica knows...she knows everything about Joker before he became..the Joker...but she wont budge.Dent told that to me.She said she's known him for a long time...she wont talk" Gordon said"You told Dent we were long time friends?" Joker whispered angrily"He had a bullet to my head.What was I supposed to do?"I whispered back just as angry.He rolled his eyes"You're going to be easy to crack"He said "Please.When interogation comes...im going to let Jinx out"I said smirking"No.You wont be able to control her.She only wants to kill"Joker said"And did she not tonight?Now that I let her have her fill,she will do what I want for the next few years...she's my sweet seductress side too.The insane side.The one who can take a hit.I got this"I whispered.He sighed"You better hope so"He whispered back then the Mayor made Gordon commissioner...everyone clapped"Ohhh good for you Gordon"I said smirking as I clapped.Joker kept a straight face as he clappped too.They starred at us then one of the henchies was thrown in"I dont feel good"Said the man.I looked away trying to contain my smirk"You're a cop killer.You're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck"Said the cop"Please!"Said the man"Step away from the bars!"Said another cop.Joker chuckled and smirked then looked away then some of the guys came up"We want Jessica.Now"Said the cop.I smirk"Kiss?"I asked"Sure"He said and kissed me deeply"Alright enough you sick freaks!"said a cop.Joker raised a brow as he saw my eyes turn an almost white blue"Show time...bastard"I said darkly.Joker smirked"Have fun Jinx"he said as I left.It was me..but it was Jinx too.I control everything..but she'll be the one talking.They sat me down and talked to me"Jessica..you were such a good girl.You were a famous singer..why throw that all away for some loser like the Joker?"asked the cop.I smirk"I like bad boys. They're....sexy"I said winking at the cop.He looked down at my cleavage and looked away"Who was he Jessica?You knew him in highschool. We gathered that information from researching just you.Can you tell us if he was your friend Jack Sniper?"said the cop.My heart stopped but Jinx kept me smirking"I dont know who Jack Sniper is.Doesnt even ring a bell"I said as I leaned back in my chair,and rubbed my leg up against the cops.The cop closed his eyes and stayed still for a few minutes as I pet him"Stop it!" the cop said slamming his fists down"Oh mister officer do it again!"I said giggling like a baby doll.He glared at me and stood up"Who is he?!"He yelled.I laughed"Yes!Keep at it!"I said starring up at him.He slammed his fist down and walked out.15 minutes later the cop brought Joker in"Lets see you act that way infront of him"the copsaid smirking.I sigh"Arent you cute ...got this all figured out...but here's the thing...im not the one commited to him..if u think he'll stop me from...rising you up...then you're wrong...ask me another question mister officer"I said bending down alittle to show my cleavage.He glared at me"You arent even the girl you used to be anymore are you.You're just too far gone"He said.I laughed"Oh poor baby. Would you feel better if I sang you something?"I asked as I crossed my legs again"No! I want you to tell me who he is!"he yelled"I just LOVE it when you yell!"I said laughing my ass off"Thats it!Call Gordon!"the cop yelled as he left.I was laughing hard.I finally stopped and wiped a tear away"Jess was right..you are way more insane then she is"Joker said looking away"Does it turn you on?"I asked gently touching his cheek"Actually it disgusts me"Joker said taking my hand and pushing it away"You'll get her back when this interogation is over"I said laughing... so after another 15 minutes,Gordon came into the room"Evening Commissioner"Joker said"Hello handsome"I said smirking.Gordon shook his head and sat down"Harvey Dent never made it home"Gordon said"Of course not" Joker said calmly"What have you done with him?"Gordon asked"Me?I was right here"Joker showed his handcuffs"Who did you leave him with?Hm?Your people? Assuming of course,that they are still your people...and not Maroni's"Joker said.I saw Gordon looked blank.I smirked"Does it depress you, commissioner...to know just how alone you really are?"I asked giggling.Joker smirked at me"Does it make you feel resoncible for Harvey Dent's current predicament?"Joker asked"Where is he?"Gordon asked"Whats the time?" Joker asked"What difference does it make?"Gordon asked"Well, depending on the time,he may be in one spot or several"Joker said.Gordon nodded and took out the key"If we're gonna play games..."Gordon said"Mm-hm?"Joker asked.Gordon unlocked Joker and pulled me up"You're going to watch this"Gordon said dragging me"Commisioner that hurts me"I said in a seductive way.He put me in a chair,infront of the one way mirror,I could see Joker,but he couldnt see me,and I was handcuffed to it.Then the lights were turned on and Batman slammed Joker's head to the table"Never start with the head.The victim gets all fuzzy.He cant feel the next-"Batman punched Joker's hand on the table really hard. Joker made a face"See?"Joker said"You wanted me.Here I am"Batman said"I wanted to see what you'd do.And you didnt disappoint.You let five people die.Then you let Dent take ur place.Even to a guy like me, thats cold"Joker said"Wheres Dent?"Batman asked"Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were.But I know the truth.There's no going back.You've changed things.Forever"Joker said"Then why do you wanna kill me?"Batman asked but Joker broke into fits of laughter"I dont wanna kill you!What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off Mob dealers?No.No.No..No..u...You complete me"Joker said seriously but I couldnt help but laugh"You're garbage who kills for money"Batman said"Dont talk like one of them. You're not.Even if you'd like to be.To them,you're just a freak..like me.They need u right now...but when they dont...they'll cast you out like a leper.You see their morals, their code...its a bad joke.Dropped at the first sign of trouble.They're only as good as the world allows them to be.I'll show you.When the chips are down,these--these civilized people... they'll eat each other.See Im not a monster.Im just ahead of the curve"Joker said but then Batman pulled Joker by his shirt in one swift movement and held him up"Where's Dent?"Batman asked again "You have all these rules,and you think they'll save you"Joker said but then Batman slammed him hard against the wall(lol)"I have 1 rule"Batman said"Oh.Then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth"Joker said"Which is?"Batman asked"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.And tonight you're gonna break your one rule"Joker said"Im considering it"Batman said"There's only minutes left,so you'll have to play my game if you wanna save one of them"Joker said.I smirked"Them?"Batman asked"You know for a while I thought you really were Dent.The way you threw yourself after her.I mean I would have done it for Jinx but then again she's not that stupid like her"Joker said and began to laugh but then was slammed on the table by Batman"Look at you go!" Joker said laughing as Batman put a chair to the door.I gasped"What the hell is he thinking?!"I asked angrily"Jesus about time she broke"Said a female cop"Shut the hell up!"I said annoyed"Does Harvey know about u and his little bunny?"Joker asked but then Batman threw Joker into the glass,breaking it.I gasped standing up,despite me being cuffed to the chair"Where are they?!"Batman yelled"Killing is making a choice"Joker said smiling but Batman punched him in the face"Where are they?!" Batman yelled again"Choose between one life of the other.Your friend the district attorney,or his blushing bride-to-be"Joker said laughing but Batman punched him again...only causing Joker to laugh his ass off"You have nothing to threaten me with.Go ahead and try with Jinx.She's already told me twice to leave her to save myself.She already would die for my cause.You have nothing to do with all your strength"Joker said smiling but Batman picked him up"Dont worry Im gonna tell you where they are.Both of them.And that's the point.You'll have to choose. He's at 250 52nd Street...and she's on Avenue X at Cicero"Joker said and Batman dropped him and left"Can I go to the room?"I asked.The Cop nodded and uncuffed me from the chair and then shoved me in the room.I fell but got right back up"Jeez.So rough"I said as I walked over and sat next to Joker"Back to yourself?"he asked"Yeah.And now Im so tired"I said laying my head on his shoulder"I want my phone call.I want it.I want it.I want my phone call"Joker said"Thats nice"The cop said