Status: BY THE WAY, Not everything in this story needs to be taken seriously, It was made by a bunch of 9th graders who were bored at school!
Kingdom 9 Act 1
scene 10
Scene 10
EVIL PERV QUEEN IS HAVING HER DINNER ALONG WITH DWARFI AND EPIC COOK AS SAMCON PLAYS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC.
EVIL PERV QUEEN LOOKS AT COOK
EPQ: So epic cook, how’s you and your husband?
EPIC COOK: Oh Legolas and I are doing well madam!
DWARFI SIGHS
EPQ: What’s the problem Hobbi?
DWARFI: My queen you never seem to wonder how I’m doing. It’s always everyone but me…You can’t even remember my name right.
EPQ: Alright Hobbi... How goes your day?
DWARFI: Its been good…enough….I’m actually waiting for-
SAMCON BEGINS PLAYING A NEW SONG EVIL PERV QUEEN FREAKS OUT.
EPQ: NoNoNo NONONONOOOOOOOO!
SAMCON: The hell….
DWARFI: What’s wrong my queen?
EPQ: It’s just that’s my…wedding song…
SAMCON: YOU WERE MARRIED?!
EPQ: Well DUH! How do you expect Goldy to be born? I didn’t steal her!
SAMCON: Then…where’s the king?
EPQ: WELL it was a long time ago…A few years before Goldy was born…I was at a club freaking out my awesome moves to this exact song when HE came in. All sexy and handsome…MMmmMMMm….As you know I’m perverted right, so I put my moves on him! And for the very first time, someone hits on me back! We danced all niiight…Mhmhmhmhm…
EPIC COOK: Then what happened?
EPQ: We got married, had Goldy, Our beautiful little girl…And one day I found…something…with very dark power…A vicious power giving me a thirst for blood…And unfortunately the first person to get in my way was my husband…So I used the w-
ENTER DWARF NICK.
NICK: Dwarfi?
DWARFI: Brother Nick!
DWARFI RUNS UP AND HUGS HER BROTHER.
EPQ: Oh great, Just who I needed, Mister shins-kicker.
NICK:…Hello…queen…I hope you aren’t going to try and seduce me again are you?
EPQ (Sigh): Not in my current mood Nick-Nick.
NICK: Thank god. Now sister, come with me?
DWARFI: Of course! It’s been a while Nick-Dwarf! Let’s get outta here!
EXIT DWARFI AND NICK.
THERE IS SILENCE. EPIC COOK LOOKS AROUND AWKWARDLY, THEN LOOKS AT EVIL PERV QUEEN.
EPIC COOK: Don’t worry evil perv queen. Everything will be ok!
EPQ:…Wanna see my cheese collection then?
EPIC COOK:….Do I hear someone calling me….
EPIC COOK RUNS OFF.
EPIC COOK: Hey dwarves! Wait for mee!
EXIT EPIC COOK. NOW SAMCON IS QUIETLY AWKWARD.
SAMCON:…Ahem…
EPQ: What?
SAMCON: So…What did happen to this guy?
EPQ:…Died…I polluted his soul with dark magick…Leaving me to raise Goldy on my own…
SAMCON: oh? Who is this Kid anyway…
EPQ: The sweetest little golden lock…She looks more and more like her father everyday…Yet she’s so innocent..
SAMCON: YOUR daughter? Innocent?
EPQ: Surprising right? She’s the face of innocence!
SAMCON: That is…weird…
EPQ: She’s a sweety though. I never want anything bad to happen to her ever. Oh Goldylocks come back! I miss her so!
SAMCON: Im pretty sure the others will find her lady, don’t worry.
EPQ: Yeah…she should be ok…
SAMCON: UNLESS The dark wiz guy appears and is all like-
EPQ: WAAAAA
EVIL PERV QUEEN CRIES SPOILDLY.
SAMCON: I WAS KIDDING! I was kidding!
EPQ: I WANT MY GOLDYLOOOCKS!
SAMCON SIGHS.
END OF SCENE 10
EVIL PERV QUEEN IS HAVING HER DINNER ALONG WITH DWARFI AND EPIC COOK AS SAMCON PLAYS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC.
EVIL PERV QUEEN LOOKS AT COOK
EPQ: So epic cook, how’s you and your husband?
EPIC COOK: Oh Legolas and I are doing well madam!
DWARFI SIGHS
EPQ: What’s the problem Hobbi?
DWARFI: My queen you never seem to wonder how I’m doing. It’s always everyone but me…You can’t even remember my name right.
EPQ: Alright Hobbi... How goes your day?
DWARFI: Its been good…enough….I’m actually waiting for-
SAMCON BEGINS PLAYING A NEW SONG EVIL PERV QUEEN FREAKS OUT.
EPQ: NoNoNo NONONONOOOOOOOO!
SAMCON: The hell….
DWARFI: What’s wrong my queen?
EPQ: It’s just that’s my…wedding song…
SAMCON: YOU WERE MARRIED?!
EPQ: Well DUH! How do you expect Goldy to be born? I didn’t steal her!
SAMCON: Then…where’s the king?
EPQ: WELL it was a long time ago…A few years before Goldy was born…I was at a club freaking out my awesome moves to this exact song when HE came in. All sexy and handsome…MMmmMMMm….As you know I’m perverted right, so I put my moves on him! And for the very first time, someone hits on me back! We danced all niiight…Mhmhmhmhm…
EPIC COOK: Then what happened?
EPQ: We got married, had Goldy, Our beautiful little girl…And one day I found…something…with very dark power…A vicious power giving me a thirst for blood…And unfortunately the first person to get in my way was my husband…So I used the w-
ENTER DWARF NICK.
NICK: Dwarfi?
DWARFI: Brother Nick!
DWARFI RUNS UP AND HUGS HER BROTHER.
EPQ: Oh great, Just who I needed, Mister shins-kicker.
NICK:…Hello…queen…I hope you aren’t going to try and seduce me again are you?
EPQ (Sigh): Not in my current mood Nick-Nick.
NICK: Thank god. Now sister, come with me?
DWARFI: Of course! It’s been a while Nick-Dwarf! Let’s get outta here!
EXIT DWARFI AND NICK.
THERE IS SILENCE. EPIC COOK LOOKS AROUND AWKWARDLY, THEN LOOKS AT EVIL PERV QUEEN.
EPIC COOK: Don’t worry evil perv queen. Everything will be ok!
EPQ:…Wanna see my cheese collection then?
EPIC COOK:….Do I hear someone calling me….
EPIC COOK RUNS OFF.
EPIC COOK: Hey dwarves! Wait for mee!
EXIT EPIC COOK. NOW SAMCON IS QUIETLY AWKWARD.
SAMCON:…Ahem…
EPQ: What?
SAMCON: So…What did happen to this guy?
EPQ:…Died…I polluted his soul with dark magick…Leaving me to raise Goldy on my own…
SAMCON: oh? Who is this Kid anyway…
EPQ: The sweetest little golden lock…She looks more and more like her father everyday…Yet she’s so innocent..
SAMCON: YOUR daughter? Innocent?
EPQ: Surprising right? She’s the face of innocence!
SAMCON: That is…weird…
EPQ: She’s a sweety though. I never want anything bad to happen to her ever. Oh Goldylocks come back! I miss her so!
SAMCON: Im pretty sure the others will find her lady, don’t worry.
EPQ: Yeah…she should be ok…
SAMCON: UNLESS The dark wiz guy appears and is all like-
EPQ: WAAAAA
EVIL PERV QUEEN CRIES SPOILDLY.
SAMCON: I WAS KIDDING! I was kidding!
EPQ: I WANT MY GOLDYLOOOCKS!
SAMCON SIGHS.
END OF SCENE 10