Kingdom 9 Act 1

 
SCENE 12
DWARFI AND DWARF NICK ARE IN THE TAVERN WITH EPIC COOK.

DWARFI: So Nick, how is it back at home in the Icy snow land?

DWARF NICK: Well theres a new leader that took over. No dwarf anymore…

DWARFI: WHAT?! Who is this?!

THE WAITER BRINGS THEM THEIR DISHES. EPIC COOK SNIFFS AND EVALUATES THE FOOD.

NICK: Well…It’s a white tiger snowman king…

DWARFI: A WHAT?!

EPIC COOK TASTES THE FOOD.

EPIC COOK: PWEH! What is THIS?!

NICK: A white tiger snowman king.

EPIC COOK: MEDIC! MEDIIIC! MY TASTE BUDS ARE BEING DEMOLISHED BY THIS CHEAP BAR FILTH YOU CALL FOOD! MEDIIIC!

WAITER COMES OVER TO EPIC COOK.

WAITER: Mam?!

EPIC COOK STANDS UP LOOKING AROUND

EPIC COOK: WHERE IS THE CHEF?

EPIC COOK AND WAITER ARE NOW ARGUING IN THE BACKGROUND. (SILENT) DWARFI AND NICK STILL FOCUS ON THEIR CONVERSATION.

DWARFI: How did this happen?

NICK: The white tiger ordered his snowmans on the old king and…well…he lost.

DWARFI: This is terrible!

NICK: Actually…Hes better then the old king.

DWARFI: WHAT?

NICK: I actually like him.

DWARFI:…oh…Well that’s a different case then.

NICK: I hear he’s the queens distant cousin though.

DWARFI: ohhh the queen….

NOW REFOCUSING ON EPIC COOK, WAITER BRINGS THE CHEF OUT OF HIDING. ENTER CHAOS.
EPIC COOK: YOU THERE! Are you the chef?!

WAITER: Don’t be so hard hes new here mam!

EPIC COOK: You call this ceasar salad?! You call that Sushi?! You call THAT PASTA?!

CHAOS: Yes. Yes I do.

EPC COOK: WELL SIR, I DON’T LIKE YOUR COOKING.

CHAOS: Is that so?

EPIC COOK: VERY! Its-How can I even describe your cooking skills sir, Its…Its…Its…

CHAOS: Chaotic?

EPIC COOK: Y-YES! THAT’S IT! ITS CHAOTIC!

CHAOS LAUGHS MANIACALLY.

EPIC COOK: WHATS With the evil laughs sir? You enjoy this?

CHAOS: Very!

EPIC COOK: And you call yourself a chef!

CHAOS: Oh Im no chef.

EPIC COOK: Oh? HA! Then what are you may I ask mister “Im no chef yet im cooking in a tavern”?

CHAOS: People like to call me, Chaos.

EPIC COOK: WELL That fits you perfectly sir Chaos!

CHAOS LAUGHS AGAIN.

EPIC COOK: WHATS SO FUNNY?!

CHAOS: Go look in the kitchen.

EPIC COOK GOES TO PEEK IN THE KITCHEN, TO REALIZE DISHES SET ON FIRE AND THE KITCHEN IS IN MAYHEM AND DISORDER.

EPIC COOK: EEEEEEE! THE KITCHEEN!

CHAOS BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER UNTIL HE SEES EPIC COOK CHASING HIM WITH A FRYING PAN.

EPIC COOK: SHOO! You really ARE CHAOS! SHOO! SHOO I SAY!

SHE SHOES HIM OUTSIDE.

EPIC COOK: Troublesome little…

HEAR CHAOS LAUGH.

VOICE OF CHAOS: YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF CHAOS! MUAHAHAHAH

END OF SCENE 12