Status: BY THE WAY, Not everything in this story needs to be taken seriously, It was made by a bunch of 9th graders who were bored at school!
Kingdom 9 Act 1
Scene 13
Scene 13
ENTER MAYAYA,GATEKEEPER AND LUCIE WALKING THE DARK FOREST AT NIGHT WITH LANTERNS. LUCIE IS READING THE PAGES.
LUCIE: No…No…No…another no…he has no face…no…no….meep.
GATEKEEPER: How long will it take us to find these pages?
MAYAYA: I’m not so sure.
LUCIE: Maybe we should split up?
MAYAYA: Oh hell noooo, that’s the worst thing to do Lulu!
GATEKEEPER: Agreed.
IN COMES THE MIST OF THE FOREST AS THEY FIND AN ODD TREE.
MAYAYA:…I don’t like this…its too much like the game now…
GATEKEEPER: What is this game?
MAYAYA:Nothing…important…Just..
MAYAYA NOTICES A PAGE ON THE TREE.
MAYAYA: BINGO!
ONCE SHE GRABS THE PAGE A DARK LOUD BEATING NOISE
APPEARS.
LUCIE: What….IS THAT?
GATEKEEPER: It doesn’t sound…very nice…
GATEKEEPER AND LUCIE SLOWLY MOVE THEIR HEADS BACK
BUT MAYAYA STOPS THEM.
MAYAYA: WAAIT! Don’t turn around!
LUCIE AND GATEKEEPER: Why?
MAYAYA: Just…don’t turn around…Don’t turn around…
THEY KEEP WALKING TOGETHER.
ALL: Don’t turn around…don’t turn around…don’t turn around…
turn around….dont…turn around…
THEY FIND A RANDOM BRICK WALL WITH ANOTHER PAGE.
GK: AHA!
THEY GRAB IT HEARING THE NOISE GO MUCH LOUDER
MAYAYA: O…one…only one more…
THEY WALK BUT START RUNNING AT RANDOM MOMENTS
UNTIL THEY FIND A TUNNEL.
MAYAYA: Oh no…NOT THE TUNNEL! ANYTHING BUT THE TUNNEL…
THEY ALL WALK IN THE TUNNEL.
LUCIES VOICE: Hey I found the page!
IN COMES A LOUD SOUND OF STATIC THEY RUN OUT OF THE TUNNEL WITH SLENDERDUDE RUNNING AFTER THEM.
ALL: AAAAAAH!
SLENDERDUDE: BOOOOO!!!
MAYAYA TURNS AROUND TO FALL DOWN AT THE SIGHT OF SLENDERDUDE, BREAKING HER LANTERN.
SLENDERDUDE TAKES HIS STEPS TOWARDS HER, GATEKEEPER AND LUCIE STARE IN SHOCK.
SLENDERDUDE STOPS INFRONT OF MAYAYA HER LIFE
FLASHING BEFORE HER EYES.
SLENDERDUDE: Ma…MAYAYA?! YOUR ALIVE!!!
SLENDERDUDE HELPS HER UP AND LOOKS AT THE TWO OTHERS.
SLENDERDUDE: And Lucie…And…uh…
GATEKEEPER:….Slenderdude..
GATEKEEPER POINTS HIS BOW AT SLENDERDUDE.
SLENDERDUDE: Meep!
SLENDERDUDE RUNS AWAY.
MAYAYA: Slenderdude! WAIT!
MAYAYA GLARES AT GATEKEEPER.
MAYAYA: Why did you do that?!
MAYAYA RUNS AWAY CHASING SLENDERDUDE WHILE LUCIE AND GATEKEEPER TRY CATCHING UP.
SLENDERDUDE: EEEP!
MAYAYA: Slenderdude! Wait! Wait I say!
SLENDERDUDE DISSAPEARS.
MAYAYA STOPS.
MAYAYA: Damn!
MAYAYA SEES A GIANT SKULL. SHE SITS ON IT, SIGHING.
LUCIE AND GATEKEEPER CATCH UP.
LUCIE: Mayaya!
GATKEEPER: Did you have to run after him?
MAYAYA:…I lost him…
GATEKEEPER: Well that’s good, he is trouble.
MAYAYA: No it isn’t…
*SILENCE*
MAYAYA (weeping): I want to go home…
HER WORDS ARE FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER SILENCE.
GATEKEEPER: Look kid,
GATEKEEPER IS INTERRUPTED BY A LOUD NOISE OF SYNTH
HOWLING AND MONSTROUS NOISES.
LUCIE: What is that?!
IN RUSHES SPACEWOLF.
SPACEWOLF: SPACEWOOLF!
SPACEWOLF STARTS CIRCLING AROUND THEM.
MAYAYA: What…
GATEKEEPER: Is that…Supposed to be a wolf?
SPACEWOLF: SPACEWOOOOLF!
MAYAYA: A spacewolf!
SPACEWOLF: WOOF WOOF!
LUCIE: Get outta here wolf!
LUCIE CLAPS HER HANDS NEAR SPACEWOLF.
LUCIE: Shoo spacewolf! SHOO!
SPACEWOLF (negatively): SPACEWOOLF!
SPACEWOLF RUNS AWAY BUT RETURNS WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
AN ORC.
ORC: Whats that spacewolf?Meat? Lead the way!
MAYAYA: WHAT IS THAT?!
LUCIE: An Orc!
SPACEWOLF: And SPACEWOLF!
ORC: Hm. Humans and a pixie is it? Your pretty brave to be runnin around here at this hour.
GATEKEEPER: Orc…
MAYAYA: We mean no harm mster orc!
GATEKEEPER: What are you saying?!
LUCIE: YES, What are you saying?!
ORC: You mean no harm? Ha! Easy prey then!
MAYAYA: Don’t eat us mister Orc!
GATEKEEPER: Do you really think hes going to listen to you?
SPACEWOLF: Hes an orc!
ORC: I Don’t exactly have time for all this rabble, meat. I have brothers and sisters to feed. And with the laws the queen has against us, im in no mood to keep up with this blabbing.
ORC PULLS OUT HIS AXE. MAYAYA FREEZES, ORC LOOKS AT HER.
ORC: Don’t you have a weapon Meat?
SPACEWOLF: Meat! Meat! Spacemeat!
MAYAYA: A..weapon?
ORC: Yes, a weapon! Im not going to slay you without you defending yourself with something, goes agains the code.
SPACEWOLF: Goes against the code, goes against the code!
GATEKEEPER: This is outrageous!
MAYAYA: I have…this uh…Pencil?
MAYAYA PULLS OUT HER PENCIL.
ORC: HAHA! A pencil! Well it beats a rock.
GATEKEEPER: You guys are NOT-
LUCIE: THAT’S NOT JUST ANY PENCIL! That’s the great pencil! And it can and will destroy you mister orc!
ORC: The great pencil is it? Ill play along, sure, Tell you what, if you could actualy beat me, ill make sure my pack of wolves and family leaves you alone next time.
LUCIE: Your on!
GATEKEEPER: Arent you supposed to be mayayas friend….???
ORC: HAHA begin this duel then!
GATEKEEPER: Wai-
ORC ATTACKS MAYAYA WITH HIS AXE, SHE QUICKLY PULLS OUT THE PENCIL AND BLOCKS HIM WITH IT. THEY ARE ALL SURPRISED TO SEE THE WOOD IS NOT BREAKING AND THE PENCIL ACTS AS IF STEEL.
GATEKEEPER: The-The pencil!
LUCIE: That’s my pencil! GO PENCIL!
SPACEWOLF: WOOO PENCIL!
MAYAYA JUMPS BACK STILL FIGHTING THE ORC. SHE DODGES ALL OF HIS SWINGS, THEY STOP SPACED FROM EACHOTHER.
ORC: Not bad meat!
MAYAYA: Im not your supper dude!
ORC QUICKLY STRIKES AGAIN, MAYAYA BLOCKS THE AXE BUT IS BEING PUSHED DOWN BY THE FORCE ORC IS USING.
MAYAYA IS KNEELING WITH HER PENCIL IN HER HANDS.
GATEKEEPER ATTEMPS AIMING AT ORC, SPACEWOLF GRABS HIS BOW AND ARROW.
SPACEWOLF: SPACEWOOLF!
GATEKEEPER: Ah! Damnit!
LUCIE: UH OH!
ORC: Heheheh…
ORC WALKS UP TO MAYAYA GETTING READY TO DESTROY HER HE RAISES HIS AXE, MAYAYA LOOKS BEHIND ORC AND POINTS.
MAYAYA: Whats that?
ORC TURNS HIS HEAD QUESTIONING AND MAYAYA SWEEPKICKS HIM. HE FALLS DOWN AND SHE POINTS THE PENCIL AT HIM.
SPACEWOLF: SPACEWOLF?!
ORC: Ahck!
LUCIE: WOOOOOOOOOOO!
GATEKEEPER:…Wow.
MAYAYA: Is it over yet?!
ORC:…Eh…Well done. You win.
MAYAYA PULLS OUT HER HAND AND HELPS ORC UP.
GATEKEEPER LOOKS AT SPACEWOLF.
GATEKEEPER: …my ow and arrow please…
SPACEWOLF QUIETLY HANDS GATEKEEPER HIS THINGS.
ORC: Well then mea-Human…Whats your name?
MAYAYA: I go by the name of Tim mayaya compact-Disk.
ORC SHAKES HER HAND.
ORC: Hello Tim mayaya Compact-Disk. You have earned this orcs respect.
SPACEWOLF: And Spacewolf too!
ORC: So I hope you forget about this tim mayaya. Us orcs only do it to survive. Theres not nothing else we can do. The queen forsakens us into this forest.
LUCIE: Are you guys one of the Dark Wiz’s demons?
ORC: Never. Never blast it! Us orcs don’t work for anyone.
Especially Dark wiz. That’s why its so hard to live in the shadows!
MAYAYA: That’s awful!
ORC: We adapt…sometimes…
MAYAYA: It looks like the queen causes a lot of trouble.
Orc: Hmph! Anyway Don’t expect anymore trouble from us orcs.
SPACEWOLF: AND SPACEWOLVES!
ORC: If you get in any trouble Tim, Be sure to just shout, For spacewolf here will find you.
MAYAYA: Hey well thanks orc. Its nice to hear. But tell me have you seen a slenderdude anywhere?
ORC: Slenderdude?
SPACEWOLF: Ive seen him! Ive seen him!
SPACEWOLF RUNS OFF IN THE DISTANCE TO DRAG
SLENDERDUDE FROM THE BUSHES.
SLENDERDUDE: NOOOOOOOO!
ORC: Good job spacewolf!
MAYAYA: Slenderdude!
SLENDEREDUDE: Don’t kil me! Im too beautiful to die! I cant even die I think!
SLENDERDUDE SEES HIS PAGES.
SLENDERDUDE: Hey! Gimme that!
SLENDERDUDE GRABS HIS PAGES COUNTING THEM.
SLENDERDUDE: You people don’t know how to appreciate REAL art and literature. Seriously!
LUCIE: …Art?
SLENDERDUDE BEGINS TO WALK AWAY. ORC BLOCKS HIS EXIT.
MAYAYA: Slenderdude, I need your help!
SLENDERDUDE TURNS BACK TO MAYAYA.
SLENDERDUDE: Oh do you?
MAYAYA: Were looking for goldylocks, Princess Goldylocks, Have you seen her?
SLENDERDUDE: Princess…Goldylocks you say?
SPACEWOLF: Obviously that’s what she said, Duh, Spacewolf!
SLENDERDUDE: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!
ENTER DUSTYNN SV AND GOLDY LAUGHING. THEY THEN
FREEZE TO SEE EVERYONE. GOLDY NOTICES THE GATEKEEPER.
GOLDY (hiding behind dustynn): Oh no! They’ve come after me!
LUCIE AND GATEKEEPER: PRINCESS?!
MAYAYA: That’s the princess?
DUSTYNN BRINGS OUT HIS SWORD.
DUSTYNN: Don’t worry Gold, Your not going anywhere.
SV:…Since when has this forest become so crowded…
SLENDERDUDE: That gatekeeper tried to kill me!
ORC: Can I eat the blondie Mayaya?
GOLDY: EEK!
SPACEWOLF: SPACEWOOLF!
GOLDY: Please don’t bring me home!
GATEKEEPER: Your going home!
DUSTYNN: SHES not going anywhere!
LUCIE: Im hungry…
ORC: Can we eat the princesses kidnapper?
DUSTYNN: Hey! I never kidnapped her!
GATEKEEPER: You obviously did!
DUSTYNN: Who are you people anyway?!
MAYAYA INTERUPS THE RABBLING.
MAYAYA: People, people PEOPLE! SHUSH! Calm down!
*SILENCE*
MAYAYA: Thank you. Now howabout we talk this all out in a civilized manner?
DUSTYNN: Ok fine. Who are you?
MAYAYA: Im tim mayaya compact disk.
DUSTYNN LOOKS AT TIME STEADILY LOWERING HIS SWORD.
DUSTYNN: Your..The one that saves vamps and slenderdude?
VAMPIRE AND SLENDERDUDE POINT AT GK. “From him!”
DUSTYNN GLARES AT GK.
DUSTYNN: Then why is he here?
MAYAYA: Look, being honest the queen just wants her kid back, and if she doesn’t get her back, im at ri-
LUCIE: I’M At risk of POLE DANCING FOR THE QUEEN AT HER BALL! Unless the princess comes back! SO CMON GIRLY I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!
MAYAYA:…what she said!
GOLDY: Is this really true?
SV: Daaam that queen is evil.
DUSTYNN: What happens to gold once she gets home?
MAYAYA:…I don’t know.
GOLDY: I don’t want to be the reason for your troubles…Ill go…
DUSTYNN: Wait! Goldy,
GOLDY: I have to go Dustynn…
DUSTYNN HOLS HER HANDS.
DUSTYNN: Then ill go too.
GOLDY: Dustynn…
DUSTYNN: Goldy…
THEY GAZE AT EACHOTHERS EYES TO SLOWLY BRING THEIR HEADS NEARER TO EACHOTHER (ABOUT TO KISS).
VAMPIRE AND SLENDERDUDE: WHEEEELS!
DUSTYNN AND GOLDY FREEZE AWKWARDLY AND TURNING AWAY FROM EACHOTHER.
DUSTYNN: AHEM.
GOLDY: uh…So yes…Looks like me…AND DUSTYNN…Are going…
SV: HEY NOW! Not alone! Were coming too!
SLENDERDUDE: YEAH! As long as we don’t get killed that is!
GATEKEEPER: …alright fine.
MAYAYA: Well then shall we go?
ORC: Miss Tim? Would you like a bodyguard? Its dangerous here at night.
MAYAYA: Yes please mister orc! That’s very appreciative.
SPACEWOLF: WOO!
EXEUNT TO SEE A SHADOW WALK IN AND WALK OUT. A SPY.
END OF SCENE 13
ENTER MAYAYA,GATEKEEPER AND LUCIE WALKING THE DARK FOREST AT NIGHT WITH LANTERNS. LUCIE IS READING THE PAGES.
LUCIE: No…No…No…another no…he has no face…no…no….meep.
GATEKEEPER: How long will it take us to find these pages?
MAYAYA: I’m not so sure.
LUCIE: Maybe we should split up?
MAYAYA: Oh hell noooo, that’s the worst thing to do Lulu!
GATEKEEPER: Agreed.
IN COMES THE MIST OF THE FOREST AS THEY FIND AN ODD TREE.
MAYAYA:…I don’t like this…its too much like the game now…
GATEKEEPER: What is this game?
MAYAYA:Nothing…important…Just..
MAYAYA NOTICES A PAGE ON THE TREE.
MAYAYA: BINGO!
ONCE SHE GRABS THE PAGE A DARK LOUD BEATING NOISE
APPEARS.
LUCIE: What….IS THAT?
GATEKEEPER: It doesn’t sound…very nice…
GATEKEEPER AND LUCIE SLOWLY MOVE THEIR HEADS BACK
BUT MAYAYA STOPS THEM.
MAYAYA: WAAIT! Don’t turn around!
LUCIE AND GATEKEEPER: Why?
MAYAYA: Just…don’t turn around…Don’t turn around…
THEY KEEP WALKING TOGETHER.
ALL: Don’t turn around…don’t turn around…don’t turn around…
turn around….dont…turn around…
THEY FIND A RANDOM BRICK WALL WITH ANOTHER PAGE.
GK: AHA!
THEY GRAB IT HEARING THE NOISE GO MUCH LOUDER
MAYAYA: O…one…only one more…
THEY WALK BUT START RUNNING AT RANDOM MOMENTS
UNTIL THEY FIND A TUNNEL.
MAYAYA: Oh no…NOT THE TUNNEL! ANYTHING BUT THE TUNNEL…
THEY ALL WALK IN THE TUNNEL.
LUCIES VOICE: Hey I found the page!
IN COMES A LOUD SOUND OF STATIC THEY RUN OUT OF THE TUNNEL WITH SLENDERDUDE RUNNING AFTER THEM.
ALL: AAAAAAH!
SLENDERDUDE: BOOOOO!!!
MAYAYA TURNS AROUND TO FALL DOWN AT THE SIGHT OF SLENDERDUDE, BREAKING HER LANTERN.
SLENDERDUDE TAKES HIS STEPS TOWARDS HER, GATEKEEPER AND LUCIE STARE IN SHOCK.
SLENDERDUDE STOPS INFRONT OF MAYAYA HER LIFE
FLASHING BEFORE HER EYES.
SLENDERDUDE: Ma…MAYAYA?! YOUR ALIVE!!!
SLENDERDUDE HELPS HER UP AND LOOKS AT THE TWO OTHERS.
SLENDERDUDE: And Lucie…And…uh…
GATEKEEPER:….Slenderdude..
GATEKEEPER POINTS HIS BOW AT SLENDERDUDE.
SLENDERDUDE: Meep!
SLENDERDUDE RUNS AWAY.
MAYAYA: Slenderdude! WAIT!
MAYAYA GLARES AT GATEKEEPER.
MAYAYA: Why did you do that?!
MAYAYA RUNS AWAY CHASING SLENDERDUDE WHILE LUCIE AND GATEKEEPER TRY CATCHING UP.
SLENDERDUDE: EEEP!
MAYAYA: Slenderdude! Wait! Wait I say!
SLENDERDUDE DISSAPEARS.
MAYAYA STOPS.
MAYAYA: Damn!
MAYAYA SEES A GIANT SKULL. SHE SITS ON IT, SIGHING.
LUCIE AND GATEKEEPER CATCH UP.
LUCIE: Mayaya!
GATKEEPER: Did you have to run after him?
MAYAYA:…I lost him…
GATEKEEPER: Well that’s good, he is trouble.
MAYAYA: No it isn’t…
*SILENCE*
MAYAYA (weeping): I want to go home…
HER WORDS ARE FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER SILENCE.
GATEKEEPER: Look kid,
GATEKEEPER IS INTERRUPTED BY A LOUD NOISE OF SYNTH
HOWLING AND MONSTROUS NOISES.
LUCIE: What is that?!
IN RUSHES SPACEWOLF.
SPACEWOLF: SPACEWOOLF!
SPACEWOLF STARTS CIRCLING AROUND THEM.
MAYAYA: What…
GATEKEEPER: Is that…Supposed to be a wolf?
SPACEWOLF: SPACEWOOOOLF!
MAYAYA: A spacewolf!
SPACEWOLF: WOOF WOOF!
LUCIE: Get outta here wolf!
LUCIE CLAPS HER HANDS NEAR SPACEWOLF.
LUCIE: Shoo spacewolf! SHOO!
SPACEWOLF (negatively): SPACEWOOLF!
SPACEWOLF RUNS AWAY BUT RETURNS WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
AN ORC.
ORC: Whats that spacewolf?Meat? Lead the way!
MAYAYA: WHAT IS THAT?!
LUCIE: An Orc!
SPACEWOLF: And SPACEWOLF!
ORC: Hm. Humans and a pixie is it? Your pretty brave to be runnin around here at this hour.
GATEKEEPER: Orc…
MAYAYA: We mean no harm mster orc!
GATEKEEPER: What are you saying?!
LUCIE: YES, What are you saying?!
ORC: You mean no harm? Ha! Easy prey then!
MAYAYA: Don’t eat us mister Orc!
GATEKEEPER: Do you really think hes going to listen to you?
SPACEWOLF: Hes an orc!
ORC: I Don’t exactly have time for all this rabble, meat. I have brothers and sisters to feed. And with the laws the queen has against us, im in no mood to keep up with this blabbing.
ORC PULLS OUT HIS AXE. MAYAYA FREEZES, ORC LOOKS AT HER.
ORC: Don’t you have a weapon Meat?
SPACEWOLF: Meat! Meat! Spacemeat!
MAYAYA: A..weapon?
ORC: Yes, a weapon! Im not going to slay you without you defending yourself with something, goes agains the code.
SPACEWOLF: Goes against the code, goes against the code!
GATEKEEPER: This is outrageous!
MAYAYA: I have…this uh…Pencil?
MAYAYA PULLS OUT HER PENCIL.
ORC: HAHA! A pencil! Well it beats a rock.
GATEKEEPER: You guys are NOT-
LUCIE: THAT’S NOT JUST ANY PENCIL! That’s the great pencil! And it can and will destroy you mister orc!
ORC: The great pencil is it? Ill play along, sure, Tell you what, if you could actualy beat me, ill make sure my pack of wolves and family leaves you alone next time.
LUCIE: Your on!
GATEKEEPER: Arent you supposed to be mayayas friend….???
ORC: HAHA begin this duel then!
GATEKEEPER: Wai-
ORC ATTACKS MAYAYA WITH HIS AXE, SHE QUICKLY PULLS OUT THE PENCIL AND BLOCKS HIM WITH IT. THEY ARE ALL SURPRISED TO SEE THE WOOD IS NOT BREAKING AND THE PENCIL ACTS AS IF STEEL.
GATEKEEPER: The-The pencil!
LUCIE: That’s my pencil! GO PENCIL!
SPACEWOLF: WOOO PENCIL!
MAYAYA JUMPS BACK STILL FIGHTING THE ORC. SHE DODGES ALL OF HIS SWINGS, THEY STOP SPACED FROM EACHOTHER.
ORC: Not bad meat!
MAYAYA: Im not your supper dude!
ORC QUICKLY STRIKES AGAIN, MAYAYA BLOCKS THE AXE BUT IS BEING PUSHED DOWN BY THE FORCE ORC IS USING.
MAYAYA IS KNEELING WITH HER PENCIL IN HER HANDS.
GATEKEEPER ATTEMPS AIMING AT ORC, SPACEWOLF GRABS HIS BOW AND ARROW.
SPACEWOLF: SPACEWOOLF!
GATEKEEPER: Ah! Damnit!
LUCIE: UH OH!
ORC: Heheheh…
ORC WALKS UP TO MAYAYA GETTING READY TO DESTROY HER HE RAISES HIS AXE, MAYAYA LOOKS BEHIND ORC AND POINTS.
MAYAYA: Whats that?
ORC TURNS HIS HEAD QUESTIONING AND MAYAYA SWEEPKICKS HIM. HE FALLS DOWN AND SHE POINTS THE PENCIL AT HIM.
SPACEWOLF: SPACEWOLF?!
ORC: Ahck!
LUCIE: WOOOOOOOOOOO!
GATEKEEPER:…Wow.
MAYAYA: Is it over yet?!
ORC:…Eh…Well done. You win.
MAYAYA PULLS OUT HER HAND AND HELPS ORC UP.
GATEKEEPER LOOKS AT SPACEWOLF.
GATEKEEPER: …my ow and arrow please…
SPACEWOLF QUIETLY HANDS GATEKEEPER HIS THINGS.
ORC: Well then mea-Human…Whats your name?
MAYAYA: I go by the name of Tim mayaya compact-Disk.
ORC SHAKES HER HAND.
ORC: Hello Tim mayaya Compact-Disk. You have earned this orcs respect.
SPACEWOLF: And Spacewolf too!
ORC: So I hope you forget about this tim mayaya. Us orcs only do it to survive. Theres not nothing else we can do. The queen forsakens us into this forest.
LUCIE: Are you guys one of the Dark Wiz’s demons?
ORC: Never. Never blast it! Us orcs don’t work for anyone.
Especially Dark wiz. That’s why its so hard to live in the shadows!
MAYAYA: That’s awful!
ORC: We adapt…sometimes…
MAYAYA: It looks like the queen causes a lot of trouble.
Orc: Hmph! Anyway Don’t expect anymore trouble from us orcs.
SPACEWOLF: AND SPACEWOLVES!
ORC: If you get in any trouble Tim, Be sure to just shout, For spacewolf here will find you.
MAYAYA: Hey well thanks orc. Its nice to hear. But tell me have you seen a slenderdude anywhere?
ORC: Slenderdude?
SPACEWOLF: Ive seen him! Ive seen him!
SPACEWOLF RUNS OFF IN THE DISTANCE TO DRAG
SLENDERDUDE FROM THE BUSHES.
SLENDERDUDE: NOOOOOOOO!
ORC: Good job spacewolf!
MAYAYA: Slenderdude!
SLENDEREDUDE: Don’t kil me! Im too beautiful to die! I cant even die I think!
SLENDERDUDE SEES HIS PAGES.
SLENDERDUDE: Hey! Gimme that!
SLENDERDUDE GRABS HIS PAGES COUNTING THEM.
SLENDERDUDE: You people don’t know how to appreciate REAL art and literature. Seriously!
LUCIE: …Art?
SLENDERDUDE BEGINS TO WALK AWAY. ORC BLOCKS HIS EXIT.
MAYAYA: Slenderdude, I need your help!
SLENDERDUDE TURNS BACK TO MAYAYA.
SLENDERDUDE: Oh do you?
MAYAYA: Were looking for goldylocks, Princess Goldylocks, Have you seen her?
SLENDERDUDE: Princess…Goldylocks you say?
SPACEWOLF: Obviously that’s what she said, Duh, Spacewolf!
SLENDERDUDE: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!
ENTER DUSTYNN SV AND GOLDY LAUGHING. THEY THEN
FREEZE TO SEE EVERYONE. GOLDY NOTICES THE GATEKEEPER.
GOLDY (hiding behind dustynn): Oh no! They’ve come after me!
LUCIE AND GATEKEEPER: PRINCESS?!
MAYAYA: That’s the princess?
DUSTYNN BRINGS OUT HIS SWORD.
DUSTYNN: Don’t worry Gold, Your not going anywhere.
SV:…Since when has this forest become so crowded…
SLENDERDUDE: That gatekeeper tried to kill me!
ORC: Can I eat the blondie Mayaya?
GOLDY: EEK!
SPACEWOLF: SPACEWOOLF!
GOLDY: Please don’t bring me home!
GATEKEEPER: Your going home!
DUSTYNN: SHES not going anywhere!
LUCIE: Im hungry…
ORC: Can we eat the princesses kidnapper?
DUSTYNN: Hey! I never kidnapped her!
GATEKEEPER: You obviously did!
DUSTYNN: Who are you people anyway?!
MAYAYA INTERUPS THE RABBLING.
MAYAYA: People, people PEOPLE! SHUSH! Calm down!
*SILENCE*
MAYAYA: Thank you. Now howabout we talk this all out in a civilized manner?
DUSTYNN: Ok fine. Who are you?
MAYAYA: Im tim mayaya compact disk.
DUSTYNN LOOKS AT TIME STEADILY LOWERING HIS SWORD.
DUSTYNN: Your..The one that saves vamps and slenderdude?
VAMPIRE AND SLENDERDUDE POINT AT GK. “From him!”
DUSTYNN GLARES AT GK.
DUSTYNN: Then why is he here?
MAYAYA: Look, being honest the queen just wants her kid back, and if she doesn’t get her back, im at ri-
LUCIE: I’M At risk of POLE DANCING FOR THE QUEEN AT HER BALL! Unless the princess comes back! SO CMON GIRLY I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!
MAYAYA:…what she said!
GOLDY: Is this really true?
SV: Daaam that queen is evil.
DUSTYNN: What happens to gold once she gets home?
MAYAYA:…I don’t know.
GOLDY: I don’t want to be the reason for your troubles…Ill go…
DUSTYNN: Wait! Goldy,
GOLDY: I have to go Dustynn…
DUSTYNN HOLS HER HANDS.
DUSTYNN: Then ill go too.
GOLDY: Dustynn…
DUSTYNN: Goldy…
THEY GAZE AT EACHOTHERS EYES TO SLOWLY BRING THEIR HEADS NEARER TO EACHOTHER (ABOUT TO KISS).
VAMPIRE AND SLENDERDUDE: WHEEEELS!
DUSTYNN AND GOLDY FREEZE AWKWARDLY AND TURNING AWAY FROM EACHOTHER.
DUSTYNN: AHEM.
GOLDY: uh…So yes…Looks like me…AND DUSTYNN…Are going…
SV: HEY NOW! Not alone! Were coming too!
SLENDERDUDE: YEAH! As long as we don’t get killed that is!
GATEKEEPER: …alright fine.
MAYAYA: Well then shall we go?
ORC: Miss Tim? Would you like a bodyguard? Its dangerous here at night.
MAYAYA: Yes please mister orc! That’s very appreciative.
SPACEWOLF: WOO!
EXEUNT TO SEE A SHADOW WALK IN AND WALK OUT. A SPY.
END OF SCENE 13