Status: BY THE WAY, Not everything in this story needs to be taken seriously, It was made by a bunch of 9th graders who were bored at school!
Kingdom 9 Act 1
Scene14
THE SHADOW WALKS IN A DARK TOWER AS HE CLIMBS UP THE STAIRS HE SITS ON A CHAIR IN THE CORNER AND WAITS.
ENTER DARK WIZ, GREEN GOBLIN AND DARK WIZ’S HOE.
GG: MASTER, hes a traitor! That Dustynn guy is a traitor! He wont listen to you master wiz! Hes a bad apple! He threw stones at me! Hes a jerk!
DARK WIZ TRIES OUT HIS NEW WIZ HAT AND BLING CHAIN IN THE MIRROR.
GG: Master are you even listening to me?!
DARK WIZ WALKS TOWARD HIS WAND COLLECTION.
GG: MASTER!!!
DARK WIZ: Hey Rachel,
RACHEL: Yea?
GG: HELLO?! ANYONE HOME?!
DARK WIZ POINTS AT HIS WANDS AND STAFFS.
DARK WIZ: What do you think, Golden wand, or golden staff?
RACHEL: Golden staff all the way.
DARK WIZ: Why is that?
RACHEL: Its much longer!
THEY LAUGH MANIACALLY.
GG: I don’t even get whats so funny!
RACHEL: Why not just have both?
DARK WIZ: Ill do that.
GG: OK, Can you guys listen now?!
RACHEL: Daaamm, He talks a lot.
DARKWIZ: I know right?
GG: I DO NOT TALK A LOT!
DARK WIZ: Suuure…
GG: Look master, Listen for one second, Dustynn-
DARK WIZ: Does he have my wand?
GG: Well…Im not certain…
DARK WIZ: Then hush. You have no reason to speak.
GG: BUT-
DARK WIZ: SHUSH!
DARK WIZ CASTS A SPELL WITH HIS WAND MUTING GREEN
GOBLIN.
GG: _________!
DARK WIZ SIGHS IN RELIEF. SITTING AT HIS WIZ DESK.
RACHEL SITS ON THE COUCH BRINGING UP A MAGAZINE.
RACHEL:…hmm…hmm…HMM!
DARK WIZ:….?
RACHEL: HMMMMMMM!!!
DARK WIZ: What is it?
RACHEL: Looks like the queen is having an epic party soon!
DARK WIZ: Oh is that a fact?
RACHEL: And look at this, King kamermans is invited!
DARK WIZ: Isnt that the guy that’s against her?
RACHEL: Yeeaah, I wonder what action is going on there…
DARK WIZ PULLS OUT A WHITE WAND.
RACHEL: Whats that?
DARK WIZ PLUGS IN SOME HEADSETS IN THE WAND.
DARK WIZ: ohh its my new I-Wand. 5th generation.
RACHEL: OOoh nice…
RACHEL KEEPS READING.
RACHEL: So when are you planning to take over the kingdom anyway?
DARK WIZ: As soon as I get my first wand back.
RACHEL: Still no luck huh?
DARK WIZ: Yeah.
SHADOW: Ahem..
DARK WIZ AND RACHEL LOOK TOWARDS THE SHADOW TO NOTICE HES THERE.
RACHEL: Eh?!
DARK WIZ: Ah!
RACHEL FREEZES.
RACHEL: Miser Wiz…What is that black thing over there?
DARK WIZ: Oh that’s the shadow! One of my newest creations!
RACHEL: I didn’t even see him there.
DARK WIZ: Heh, hes my personal spy, right shadow?
THE SHADOW NODS.
RACHEL: Does he have something to say?
THE SHADOW: Yes he does.
DARK WIZ: Alright shadow what is it?
THE SHADOW: Ive been snooping around to learn that dustynn, slenderdude, and sexy vampire don’t have your wand.
GG: MMFFF?!
DARK WIZ: Seriously? Then who has it?
THE SHADOW: Im not certain who but the wand has been located in the perv queens kingdom. That im certain of.
DARK WIZ: Well then,
RACHEL: OOOH! Cmon dark wiz, lets go crash the queens party!
THE SHADOW: I agree, its bound to be among someone at her ball. Not just that but slenderdude sexy vampire and dustynn are going to be there.
DARK WIZ: Why in the hell are they going to be there?
THE SHADOW CRACKS A SLY SMILE.
THE SHADOW: Dustynn seems to have a thing for the queens daughter..he was spending quite a bit of time with her during the past days..
DARK WIZ: Dustynn and goldylocks?
RACHEL: Oooh snap to that!
DARK WIZ: That is…no way I don’t aproove to that.
RACHEL: Oh? Why not? She seems like a super sweet kid. A goody two shoes ya know? Shes so light and-
DARK WIZ: Duh! Exactly! We all know that’s a bad thing!
RACHEL: Why is that?
DARK WIZ: One: Goody two shoes end up being really annoying. I know that for sure. And two: I know that shes light. What if dustynn likes that?! Hes my dark lord, DARK LORD, Not LIGHT LORD. This goldylocks kid makes a bad example.
RACHEL TRIES NOT TO LAUGH.
THE SHADOW: Well what are you gonna do about it?
Dark wiz plans evil with his fingers.
DARK WIZ: Once I get my wand back..Ill show you what ill do about it…
EVIL LAUGH, END OF SCENE 14
ENTER DARK WIZ, GREEN GOBLIN AND DARK WIZ’S HOE.
GG: MASTER, hes a traitor! That Dustynn guy is a traitor! He wont listen to you master wiz! Hes a bad apple! He threw stones at me! Hes a jerk!
DARK WIZ TRIES OUT HIS NEW WIZ HAT AND BLING CHAIN IN THE MIRROR.
GG: Master are you even listening to me?!
DARK WIZ WALKS TOWARD HIS WAND COLLECTION.
GG: MASTER!!!
DARK WIZ: Hey Rachel,
RACHEL: Yea?
GG: HELLO?! ANYONE HOME?!
DARK WIZ POINTS AT HIS WANDS AND STAFFS.
DARK WIZ: What do you think, Golden wand, or golden staff?
RACHEL: Golden staff all the way.
DARK WIZ: Why is that?
RACHEL: Its much longer!
THEY LAUGH MANIACALLY.
GG: I don’t even get whats so funny!
RACHEL: Why not just have both?
DARK WIZ: Ill do that.
GG: OK, Can you guys listen now?!
RACHEL: Daaamm, He talks a lot.
DARKWIZ: I know right?
GG: I DO NOT TALK A LOT!
DARK WIZ: Suuure…
GG: Look master, Listen for one second, Dustynn-
DARK WIZ: Does he have my wand?
GG: Well…Im not certain…
DARK WIZ: Then hush. You have no reason to speak.
GG: BUT-
DARK WIZ: SHUSH!
DARK WIZ CASTS A SPELL WITH HIS WAND MUTING GREEN
GOBLIN.
GG: _________!
DARK WIZ SIGHS IN RELIEF. SITTING AT HIS WIZ DESK.
RACHEL SITS ON THE COUCH BRINGING UP A MAGAZINE.
RACHEL:…hmm…hmm…HMM!
DARK WIZ:….?
RACHEL: HMMMMMMM!!!
DARK WIZ: What is it?
RACHEL: Looks like the queen is having an epic party soon!
DARK WIZ: Oh is that a fact?
RACHEL: And look at this, King kamermans is invited!
DARK WIZ: Isnt that the guy that’s against her?
RACHEL: Yeeaah, I wonder what action is going on there…
DARK WIZ PULLS OUT A WHITE WAND.
RACHEL: Whats that?
DARK WIZ PLUGS IN SOME HEADSETS IN THE WAND.
DARK WIZ: ohh its my new I-Wand. 5th generation.
RACHEL: OOoh nice…
RACHEL KEEPS READING.
RACHEL: So when are you planning to take over the kingdom anyway?
DARK WIZ: As soon as I get my first wand back.
RACHEL: Still no luck huh?
DARK WIZ: Yeah.
SHADOW: Ahem..
DARK WIZ AND RACHEL LOOK TOWARDS THE SHADOW TO NOTICE HES THERE.
RACHEL: Eh?!
DARK WIZ: Ah!
RACHEL FREEZES.
RACHEL: Miser Wiz…What is that black thing over there?
DARK WIZ: Oh that’s the shadow! One of my newest creations!
RACHEL: I didn’t even see him there.
DARK WIZ: Heh, hes my personal spy, right shadow?
THE SHADOW NODS.
RACHEL: Does he have something to say?
THE SHADOW: Yes he does.
DARK WIZ: Alright shadow what is it?
THE SHADOW: Ive been snooping around to learn that dustynn, slenderdude, and sexy vampire don’t have your wand.
GG: MMFFF?!
DARK WIZ: Seriously? Then who has it?
THE SHADOW: Im not certain who but the wand has been located in the perv queens kingdom. That im certain of.
DARK WIZ: Well then,
RACHEL: OOOH! Cmon dark wiz, lets go crash the queens party!
THE SHADOW: I agree, its bound to be among someone at her ball. Not just that but slenderdude sexy vampire and dustynn are going to be there.
DARK WIZ: Why in the hell are they going to be there?
THE SHADOW CRACKS A SLY SMILE.
THE SHADOW: Dustynn seems to have a thing for the queens daughter..he was spending quite a bit of time with her during the past days..
DARK WIZ: Dustynn and goldylocks?
RACHEL: Oooh snap to that!
DARK WIZ: That is…no way I don’t aproove to that.
RACHEL: Oh? Why not? She seems like a super sweet kid. A goody two shoes ya know? Shes so light and-
DARK WIZ: Duh! Exactly! We all know that’s a bad thing!
RACHEL: Why is that?
DARK WIZ: One: Goody two shoes end up being really annoying. I know that for sure. And two: I know that shes light. What if dustynn likes that?! Hes my dark lord, DARK LORD, Not LIGHT LORD. This goldylocks kid makes a bad example.
RACHEL TRIES NOT TO LAUGH.
THE SHADOW: Well what are you gonna do about it?
Dark wiz plans evil with his fingers.
DARK WIZ: Once I get my wand back..Ill show you what ill do about it…
EVIL LAUGH, END OF SCENE 14