Status: BY THE WAY, Not everything in this story needs to be taken seriously, It was made by a bunch of 9th graders who were bored at school!
Kingdom 9 Act 1
Scene 15
SCENE 15
EVIL PERV QUEEN IS IN HER THRONE ROOM DOING YOGA WITH EPIC COOK, SAMCON, AND THE GUARD, “JOHNNY BOY”, WHILE DWARFI IS TEACHING IT IN THE FRONT.
DWARFI: So we take a deep breath…
EVERYONE TAKES A DEEP BREATH.
DWARFI (EXHALING): Feel the inner peace…
EPIC COOK: I feel the inner peace!
DWARFI: Good. Now into the splits.
EVERYONE ATTEMPS THE SPLITS.
DWARFI: Now do not move from your position. You are now stone…
EPIC COOK: I am stone! I feel the inner peace!
EPQ: I feel the inner Itch! May I please scratch myself?!
DWARFI: Calm your nerves. Feel the inner peace...
EPIC COOK: Ah the Inner peace…Its like cooking pasta for Legolas! Ahh!
SAMCON: hmm pasta…Im hungry now.
EPQ: IM SO ITCHYYYY!
BELL RINGS. DING DONG!
GUARD: Ill get it.
GUARD COMES BACK WITH GATEKEEPER, MAYAYA, LUCIE, SPACEWOLF, ORC, SEXY VAMPIRE, SLENDERDUDE, DUSTYNN AND GOLDYLOCKS.
EPQ: WHAT is THIS?!
DWARFI: Feel the peace…
GOLDY WALKS FORWARD. EPQ GASPS.
EPQ: GOOOLDYLOOCKS!!!!!!
EPQ RUNS UP AND HUGS GOLDY.
MAYAYA: We got her back!
EPQ: Oh Goldy Goldy Goldyyy! Why did you leave me you foolish little twerpette! I was so worried
about you!
SAMCON:…Did she just say Twerpette???
GOLDY QUIETLY STARES AT EPQ,
EPQ LOOKS AT THE OTHERS.
EPQ: …And what is this?
GATEKEEPER SLOWLY BRINGS SLENDERDUDE, SEXY VAMPIRE AND DUSTYNN NEAR THE QUEEN.
GATEKEEPER: She went to see these three. The Demons…
EPQ GASPS AGAIN.
EPQ: DEMONS?!
GOLDY: Their My friends!
EPQ: SELFISH CHILD!
EPQ SLAPS GOLDY.
DUSTYNN: HEY!!!
GOLDY HOLDS HER FACE LOOKING AT DUSTYNN.
GOLDY:…DUSTYNN…
EPQ LOOKS AT BOTH OF THEM.
EPQ: Whaaaaats going on here?
DUSTYNN LOOKS AWAY QUIETLY AS WELL FOR GOLDY. EPQ GASPS AGAIN…
EPQ: You…are ATTRACTED To her!
SLENDERDUDE: No Duh _________!
EPQ: SHUT YOUR FACE! Oh wait, you don’t have one!
SLENDERDUDE SNIFFLES OFFENDEDLY.
SLENDERDUDE: Don’t hate me cause Im beautiful!
SLENDERDUDE CRIES HIDING BEHIND SEXY VAMPIRE.
SEXYVAMP: There There…
DUSTYNN: Leave Slenderdude alone, Im the one you want…and…
DUSTYNN LOOKS AT GOLDYLOCKS.
DUSTYNN: Its true…Im in love with your daughter…
EPQ: YOUUUU!
DUSTYNN: Please understand I mean no harm to you!
EPQ: YOUU PERVERT!!!
SAMCON:…Says the Pervert.
GATEKEEPER: My queen calm down.
DWARFI (Still meditating): Feel the inner peace….
EPIC COOK: Yes My queen! Chill out I can make some cookies!
LUCIE: COOKIES?!
ORC: I prefer some meat.
SPACEWOLF: SPACEWOOLF!
EPQ: SHUT UP!
MAYAYA: Calm down my queen!
EPQ MARCHES TOWARD GOLDY.
EPQ: Stay away from this man!
GOLDY: But mother, I love him!
EPQ FREEZES.
DUSTYNN:…You…you do?
GOLDY: More then the world!
EPQ: Goldy…
EVERYONE LOOKS AT EVIL PERV QUEEN QUIETLY.
EPQ: Youu’ve been a baaad girl…
GOLDY: Wha-
EPQ: I could never be anymore dissapoited. I wont stand for this.
GOLDY: Wait!
EPQ (YELLING): NOW SUFFER YOUR PUNISHMENT!
EPQ PULLS OUT A DARK WAND AND CASTS A SPELL ON GOLDY PUSHING HER DOWN AS SHE
PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR.
DUSTYNN: GOLDY!!!
DUSTYNN RUNS UP AND KNEELS DOWN TO HER TRYING TO WAKE HER UP EVIL PERV QUEEN PUTS A WAND UNDER HIS CHIN.
EPQ: Keep your paws off my daughter you damned dirty ape!
DUSTYNN: What have you done to her?!
EPQ: She’s in her dreams now.
MAYAYA: Miss queen I must protest!
EPQ: TOO LATE MAYAYA! And now for you traitors!
EPQ LOOKS DOWN AT DUSTYNN GLARING UP AT HER.
EPQ: Get up! Up!
DUSTYNN SLOWLY STANDS UP WITH HER WAND RAISING TO HIM. HE GLARES SOME MORE.
EPQ: Your going to pay for defiling my daughter kid!
DUSTYNN: I didn’t defil-
EPQ: SHUSH!
EPQ LOOKS AROUND AT EVERYONE.
EPQ: Thank you gatekeeper for bringing the demons in.
GATEKEEPER: Your welcome my queen.
EPQ: And Tim and Lucie. Thank you as well for returning my daughter.
LUCIE: Anything to not pole dance!
EPQ: About that…I lied.
MAYA AND LUCIE: WHAAT?!
EPQ: GUARDS! TAKE ALL OF THEM AWAY!
ENTER MORE GUARDS SURROUNDING DUSTYNN ,SEXY VAMP, SLENDERDUDE, SPACEWOLF, ORC, MAYAYA, AND LUCIE. MAKING THEM MOVE OFF INTO THE DUNGEONS. GATEKEEPER WATCHES EVERYONE LEAVE WITH A BIT OF GUILT.
DUSTYNN DESPITE THE GUARDS TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF GLARES SOME MORE AT EPQ.
DUSTYNN: You’ll pay for this!
THE GUARDS END UP DRAGGING HIM OUT.
SAMCON,EPIC COOK,DWARFI AND GATKEEPER WATCH THE QUEEN AWKWARDLY.
GATEKEEPER: …You..betrayed lucie and tim…
EPQ: They had it coming to them.
EPQ KNEELS DOWN TO GOLDY STILL PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR.
EPQ SIGHS, LOOKING UP INTO DISTANCE (Toward audience/camera)
END OF SCENE 15
EVIL PERV QUEEN IS IN HER THRONE ROOM DOING YOGA WITH EPIC COOK, SAMCON, AND THE GUARD, “JOHNNY BOY”, WHILE DWARFI IS TEACHING IT IN THE FRONT.
DWARFI: So we take a deep breath…
EVERYONE TAKES A DEEP BREATH.
DWARFI (EXHALING): Feel the inner peace…
EPIC COOK: I feel the inner peace!
DWARFI: Good. Now into the splits.
EVERYONE ATTEMPS THE SPLITS.
DWARFI: Now do not move from your position. You are now stone…
EPIC COOK: I am stone! I feel the inner peace!
EPQ: I feel the inner Itch! May I please scratch myself?!
DWARFI: Calm your nerves. Feel the inner peace...
EPIC COOK: Ah the Inner peace…Its like cooking pasta for Legolas! Ahh!
SAMCON: hmm pasta…Im hungry now.
EPQ: IM SO ITCHYYYY!
BELL RINGS. DING DONG!
GUARD: Ill get it.
GUARD COMES BACK WITH GATEKEEPER, MAYAYA, LUCIE, SPACEWOLF, ORC, SEXY VAMPIRE, SLENDERDUDE, DUSTYNN AND GOLDYLOCKS.
EPQ: WHAT is THIS?!
DWARFI: Feel the peace…
GOLDY WALKS FORWARD. EPQ GASPS.
EPQ: GOOOLDYLOOCKS!!!!!!
EPQ RUNS UP AND HUGS GOLDY.
MAYAYA: We got her back!
EPQ: Oh Goldy Goldy Goldyyy! Why did you leave me you foolish little twerpette! I was so worried
about you!
SAMCON:…Did she just say Twerpette???
GOLDY QUIETLY STARES AT EPQ,
EPQ LOOKS AT THE OTHERS.
EPQ: …And what is this?
GATEKEEPER SLOWLY BRINGS SLENDERDUDE, SEXY VAMPIRE AND DUSTYNN NEAR THE QUEEN.
GATEKEEPER: She went to see these three. The Demons…
EPQ GASPS AGAIN.
EPQ: DEMONS?!
GOLDY: Their My friends!
EPQ: SELFISH CHILD!
EPQ SLAPS GOLDY.
DUSTYNN: HEY!!!
GOLDY HOLDS HER FACE LOOKING AT DUSTYNN.
GOLDY:…DUSTYNN…
EPQ LOOKS AT BOTH OF THEM.
EPQ: Whaaaaats going on here?
DUSTYNN LOOKS AWAY QUIETLY AS WELL FOR GOLDY. EPQ GASPS AGAIN…
EPQ: You…are ATTRACTED To her!
SLENDERDUDE: No Duh _________!
EPQ: SHUT YOUR FACE! Oh wait, you don’t have one!
SLENDERDUDE SNIFFLES OFFENDEDLY.
SLENDERDUDE: Don’t hate me cause Im beautiful!
SLENDERDUDE CRIES HIDING BEHIND SEXY VAMPIRE.
SEXYVAMP: There There…
DUSTYNN: Leave Slenderdude alone, Im the one you want…and…
DUSTYNN LOOKS AT GOLDYLOCKS.
DUSTYNN: Its true…Im in love with your daughter…
EPQ: YOUUUU!
DUSTYNN: Please understand I mean no harm to you!
EPQ: YOUU PERVERT!!!
SAMCON:…Says the Pervert.
GATEKEEPER: My queen calm down.
DWARFI (Still meditating): Feel the inner peace….
EPIC COOK: Yes My queen! Chill out I can make some cookies!
LUCIE: COOKIES?!
ORC: I prefer some meat.
SPACEWOLF: SPACEWOOLF!
EPQ: SHUT UP!
MAYAYA: Calm down my queen!
EPQ MARCHES TOWARD GOLDY.
EPQ: Stay away from this man!
GOLDY: But mother, I love him!
EPQ FREEZES.
DUSTYNN:…You…you do?
GOLDY: More then the world!
EPQ: Goldy…
EVERYONE LOOKS AT EVIL PERV QUEEN QUIETLY.
EPQ: Youu’ve been a baaad girl…
GOLDY: Wha-
EPQ: I could never be anymore dissapoited. I wont stand for this.
GOLDY: Wait!
EPQ (YELLING): NOW SUFFER YOUR PUNISHMENT!
EPQ PULLS OUT A DARK WAND AND CASTS A SPELL ON GOLDY PUSHING HER DOWN AS SHE
PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR.
DUSTYNN: GOLDY!!!
DUSTYNN RUNS UP AND KNEELS DOWN TO HER TRYING TO WAKE HER UP EVIL PERV QUEEN PUTS A WAND UNDER HIS CHIN.
EPQ: Keep your paws off my daughter you damned dirty ape!
DUSTYNN: What have you done to her?!
EPQ: She’s in her dreams now.
MAYAYA: Miss queen I must protest!
EPQ: TOO LATE MAYAYA! And now for you traitors!
EPQ LOOKS DOWN AT DUSTYNN GLARING UP AT HER.
EPQ: Get up! Up!
DUSTYNN SLOWLY STANDS UP WITH HER WAND RAISING TO HIM. HE GLARES SOME MORE.
EPQ: Your going to pay for defiling my daughter kid!
DUSTYNN: I didn’t defil-
EPQ: SHUSH!
EPQ LOOKS AROUND AT EVERYONE.
EPQ: Thank you gatekeeper for bringing the demons in.
GATEKEEPER: Your welcome my queen.
EPQ: And Tim and Lucie. Thank you as well for returning my daughter.
LUCIE: Anything to not pole dance!
EPQ: About that…I lied.
MAYA AND LUCIE: WHAAT?!
EPQ: GUARDS! TAKE ALL OF THEM AWAY!
ENTER MORE GUARDS SURROUNDING DUSTYNN ,SEXY VAMP, SLENDERDUDE, SPACEWOLF, ORC, MAYAYA, AND LUCIE. MAKING THEM MOVE OFF INTO THE DUNGEONS. GATEKEEPER WATCHES EVERYONE LEAVE WITH A BIT OF GUILT.
DUSTYNN DESPITE THE GUARDS TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF GLARES SOME MORE AT EPQ.
DUSTYNN: You’ll pay for this!
THE GUARDS END UP DRAGGING HIM OUT.
SAMCON,EPIC COOK,DWARFI AND GATKEEPER WATCH THE QUEEN AWKWARDLY.
GATEKEEPER: …You..betrayed lucie and tim…
EPQ: They had it coming to them.
EPQ KNEELS DOWN TO GOLDY STILL PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR.
EPQ SIGHS, LOOKING UP INTO DISTANCE (Toward audience/camera)
END OF SCENE 15
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FF: One of EPQ'S lines is taken from planet of the apes. An amazing classic movie. :D