Status: BY THE WAY, Not everything in this story needs to be taken seriously, It was made by a bunch of 9th graders who were bored at school!
Kingdom 9 Act 1
Scene 2
SCENE 2
The evil perv queen is sitting on her throne talking to the royal dwarf. They are expecting a visit from the kingdom’s gate keeper, who comes with a warning.
EPQ: UGH! I’m so bored! Where is this gate keeper? Hobbi! Entertain me…
DWARFI: Do I look like a hobbit to you? My names dwarfi not hobbi!
EPQ: Same thing. PIP-PIP-CHEERIO!
Dwarfi ignores the queen’s ignorance and changes the conversation.
DWARFI: SO….My queen have you seduced anyone lately?
EPQ: HAHAHA, Yes Dwarfi. Your brother.
DWARFI: NOT NICK!
EPQ: Yeah but he kicked me in the shins and ran away before I could cast a spell on him. Little
bugger…
Dwarfi sighs in relief.
DWARFI: Thank god….
EPQ: DWARFI, WHERE ARE MY AFTERNOON BISCUITS?
Dwarfi rushes off. “ILL GO GET SOME MY LADY!”
A guard appears. DING DONG!
GUARD: The gate keeper is here mam!
EPQ: Let him in Johnny boy.
Gate keeper enters. Evil perv queen greets him.
EPQ: HOLLA! Would you like to see my cheese collection?
GK: As much as I like cheese, I must decline. I am here on official gate keeper business.
EPQ: Alright what is it Sweetie?
GK: Last night on duty I was destroying each demon lurking from the dark forest…It was going well…
Until three silhouettes appeared around me.
EPQ: Go on handsome…
GK: AHEM!!!! Well I saw two of their faces, one was a vampire, I could tell by his fangs. He was also very smexy if do say so myself. It was obvious so don’t get any ideas. The other one was faceless and tall with tentacles wearing a suit. The last one I didn’t see.
EPQ: So, what about them?
GK:…Well…They tricked me…and got…In…
EPQ: IN?
GK:…In.
EPQ: What do you mean, IN?
GK: …They breached the kingdom’s walls. So I’m warning you to keep an eye out…
EPQ: I am disappointed.
GK: I promise you my queen Ill find them. Ill do the search at daylight during my free time.
EPQ: Then on with the investigation! Chop chop!
EPIC COOK WALKS IN.
EPIC COOK: Speaking of Chop-chop! Would anyone enjoy some roast boar?
EPQ: Be off chef, I want my buiscuits! Not another decapitated burnt animal.
EPIC COOK EXITS.
GK: Thank you my queen.
EPQ NODDS. EXIT GATE KEEPER.
DWARFI ENTERS WITH THE BUISCUITS.
DWARFI: Is it true my queen? Demons hiding within the kingdom?
EPQ: (Laughing): I Doubt it.
DWARFI: You do?
EPQ: Dwarfi, During all our time here when have we ever seen a demon? Its nonsense!
Dwarfi: How about the tales of the Dark wizard? Everyone speaks of him as an upcoming threat my queen!
EPQ: Even if he is real, do you really think he’s a match for moi?
DWARFI APPLAUDS.
DWARFI (Cheering): Yes my queen! Nobody can best the likes of you!
EPQ MOTIONS DWARFI TO STOP CHEERING.
EPQ: BUT just in case Keep an eye on my daughter all right?
Dwarfi bows.
DWARFI: No harm shall come to princess goldy-locks my queen!
EPQ: GOOD. Now feed me a biscuit Hobbi!
Dwarfi sighs as Evil perv queen opens her mouth for a buiscuit.
EPQ: AAAAAAAAA…..
Dwarfi feeds her a buiscuit.
Dwarfi: I hate my job.
END OF SCENE 2.
The evil perv queen is sitting on her throne talking to the royal dwarf. They are expecting a visit from the kingdom’s gate keeper, who comes with a warning.
EPQ: UGH! I’m so bored! Where is this gate keeper? Hobbi! Entertain me…
DWARFI: Do I look like a hobbit to you? My names dwarfi not hobbi!
EPQ: Same thing. PIP-PIP-CHEERIO!
Dwarfi ignores the queen’s ignorance and changes the conversation.
DWARFI: SO….My queen have you seduced anyone lately?
EPQ: HAHAHA, Yes Dwarfi. Your brother.
DWARFI: NOT NICK!
EPQ: Yeah but he kicked me in the shins and ran away before I could cast a spell on him. Little
bugger…
Dwarfi sighs in relief.
DWARFI: Thank god….
EPQ: DWARFI, WHERE ARE MY AFTERNOON BISCUITS?
Dwarfi rushes off. “ILL GO GET SOME MY LADY!”
A guard appears. DING DONG!
GUARD: The gate keeper is here mam!
EPQ: Let him in Johnny boy.
Gate keeper enters. Evil perv queen greets him.
EPQ: HOLLA! Would you like to see my cheese collection?
GK: As much as I like cheese, I must decline. I am here on official gate keeper business.
EPQ: Alright what is it Sweetie?
GK: Last night on duty I was destroying each demon lurking from the dark forest…It was going well…
Until three silhouettes appeared around me.
EPQ: Go on handsome…
GK: AHEM!!!! Well I saw two of their faces, one was a vampire, I could tell by his fangs. He was also very smexy if do say so myself. It was obvious so don’t get any ideas. The other one was faceless and tall with tentacles wearing a suit. The last one I didn’t see.
EPQ: So, what about them?
GK:…Well…They tricked me…and got…In…
EPQ: IN?
GK:…In.
EPQ: What do you mean, IN?
GK: …They breached the kingdom’s walls. So I’m warning you to keep an eye out…
EPQ: I am disappointed.
GK: I promise you my queen Ill find them. Ill do the search at daylight during my free time.
EPQ: Then on with the investigation! Chop chop!
EPIC COOK WALKS IN.
EPIC COOK: Speaking of Chop-chop! Would anyone enjoy some roast boar?
EPQ: Be off chef, I want my buiscuits! Not another decapitated burnt animal.
EPIC COOK EXITS.
GK: Thank you my queen.
EPQ NODDS. EXIT GATE KEEPER.
DWARFI ENTERS WITH THE BUISCUITS.
DWARFI: Is it true my queen? Demons hiding within the kingdom?
EPQ: (Laughing): I Doubt it.
DWARFI: You do?
EPQ: Dwarfi, During all our time here when have we ever seen a demon? Its nonsense!
Dwarfi: How about the tales of the Dark wizard? Everyone speaks of him as an upcoming threat my queen!
EPQ: Even if he is real, do you really think he’s a match for moi?
DWARFI APPLAUDS.
DWARFI (Cheering): Yes my queen! Nobody can best the likes of you!
EPQ MOTIONS DWARFI TO STOP CHEERING.
EPQ: BUT just in case Keep an eye on my daughter all right?
Dwarfi bows.
DWARFI: No harm shall come to princess goldy-locks my queen!
EPQ: GOOD. Now feed me a biscuit Hobbi!
Dwarfi sighs as Evil perv queen opens her mouth for a buiscuit.
EPQ: AAAAAAAAA…..
Dwarfi feeds her a buiscuit.
Dwarfi: I hate my job.
END OF SCENE 2.
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Fun fact: Evil perv queen is actually just as perverted in reality. XD