Kingdom 9 Act 1

SCENE 3
ENTER PRINCESS GOLDY LOCKS IN HER CHAMBER HOLDING SOME FRESHLY PICKED FLOWERS. SHE WALKS IN HER ROOM TO NOTICE SLENDERDUDE PLAYING THROUGH HER CLOTHES, DUSTYNN IS FACING THE CEILING LYING ON HER BED, AND THE SEXY VAMPIRE IS READING HER JOURNAL.
PRINCESS GASPS.

PG: What’s going on here?!
Everyone acts like they didn’t hear anything except the vampire walking towards her. Princess freezes as sexy vampire looks at her flowers.

PG: Who…Who are you?

Sexy vampire grabs her flowers and sniffs them.
SV: I am the sexy vampire! Howabout you blondie?

PG: Uhh….Im princess Goldylocks!

Sexy vampire bows holding out the flowers.
SV: Weeelll PRINCESS, Here, have some flowers. Compliments from a sexy vampire!

Princess slowly grabs back her flowers.
PG: Uhhh….Thanks?

DUSTYNN: Vampire, leave her alone.

Sexy vampire turns to Dustynn.
SV: What you crazy?! She said shes a PRINCESS! Imagine how rich this chick is! If you want gold you gotta sweep this one off her feet!

Dustynn: Just…Don’t be so flirty…Your giving me a headache…

Sexy vampire turns back to Goldylocks.
SV: Im sorry for my behavior princess….Anyway those flowers are gonna cost you 5 bucks cough it up!

Goldylocks giggles.
PG: Hows this?

Goldylocks hands sexy vamp her ruby necklace.

SV: Ok. GUYS WERE RICH!

Slenderdude holds up Princess’s gown in front of himself.

SLENDERDUDE: How does this look?

Vampire walks over and looks at the dress.

SV: Hmmm…..I like!

Princess marches up to them.
PG: That’s my dress!

SLENDERDUDE: Its mine now, back off BEOTCH!

PG: OH NO I WONT!

She pulls her dress from slenderdude. He resists, they end up playing tug of war with her dress until slenderdude rips it.

They all freeze.

SV: OH SNAP!

Slenderdude throws it to the princess.
Slenderdude: Its yours.

PRINCESS PAUSES STARING AT HER RIPPED DRESS

PG: ….
PRINCESS STARTS TO LIGHTLY CRY, THE OTHERS STARE AWKWARDLY.

SV: Slenderdude! Psshh! Look what you’ve done!

SLENDERDUDE: Uhh…lady…

PRINCESS CRIES LOUDER.

SLENDERDUDE: WOAH! Hey…Im sorry!

SV: Slenderdude you jerk!

SLENDERDUDE: Well what am I supposed to do?!

SEXY VAMPIRE STARTS TO HUG PRINCESS GOLDYLOCKS.

SV: There there Princess….Shhhhhh….Vampy’s got you…

PRINCESS CRIES EVEN LOUDER STARTLING THE VAMPIRE AWAY.

SLENDERDUDE: ILL…GET YOU A NEW DRESS!

SV: A BETTER one!

SLENDERDUDE: YEAH!

DUSTYNN: Guys…I think its time to go…

SLENDER AND VAMPIRE: Wha???

DUSTYNN THROWS SOME COIN AT THEM.

DUSTYNN: Go spend it.

SLENDERDUDE AND SEXY VAMPIRE GRAB THE COINS AND EXIT. DUSTYNN WALKS UP TO PRINCESS AND KISSES HER HAND.

DUSTYNN: My deepest apolagies princess…

PRINCESS STARES.

PG:…Who….Are you?

DUSTYNN: I am Dustynn.

PG: Where did you guys come from?

DUSTYNN: The dark forest.

PRINCESS GASPS QUICKLY LETTING GO OF HIS HAND. PRINCESS IS SCARED.

PG: Ive heard stories of the dark forest…Only Demons come from such a place…

DUSTYNN NODS.

DUSTYNN: In deed they do.

PRINCESS SHAKES IN FEAR, DUSTYNN SMILES AT HER.

DUSTYNN: No worries Goldylocks, I wont hurt you.

PG: What about your friends?

DUSTYNN’S SMILE DROPS.

DUSTYNN: Theyre to dumb to hurt you.

PRINCESS GIGGLES, DUSTYNN SMILES AGAIN.

DUSTYNN: I have heard a lot about you princess…

PRINCESS PAUSES.

PG: You…Have?

DUSTYNN OPENS HIS MOUT TO SPEAK BUT IS INTERRUPTED BY LOUD FOOTSTEPS OF HIGH HEELS.

*VOICE OF QUEEN EVIL PERV* : Cooome Dwarfi! Let us find Goldylocks! MUAHAHAHAH!

PG: OH NO!

DUSTYNN PULLS OUT HIS SWORD CAUTIOUSLY WALKING NEAR THE DOOR. PRINCESS GRABS HIM.

DUSTYNN: What are you doing?!

PG: If she sees you you’ll get in trouble!

DUSTYNN: I will not!

PG: JUST HIDE!

PRINCESS SLAMS DUSTYNN IN HER CLOSET. THE ROOM IS SILENT. SHE SIGHS AND WALKS AROUND TO NOT LOOK SUSPICIOUS. EVIL QUEEN PERV ENTERS.

EPQ: DAAARLIIIING!

EVIL QUEEN PERV HUGS GOLDY AND KISSES HER ON HER CHEEKS.

PG:…mother….?

EPQ: I come with news daughter! The gate keeper came today saying that demons breached the kingdom last night. I just wanted you to be aware.

PG: oh….Demons you say?

EPQ: Why yes! Sounds like mumbo jumbo to me but you never know, no worries though if we do find them I can tell you Ill put a good end to those demons for certain! But for now I just wanted to-

EPQ FREEZES INTERRUPTING HERSELF AND SNIFFING THE AIR.

EPQ: *SNIFF SNIFF*….Do I smell….MAN in here?

EVIL PERV QUEEN LOOKS AROUND SUSPICIOUSLY SNIFFING AROUND. SHE WALKS AROUND THE AREA GETTING CLOSER TO THE CLOSET DUSTYNN IS HIDING IN.

PG: M…Man?

EPQ: Yes…HM….*SNIFF SNIFF* Fresh…Man…Dark personality…attractive…*SNIFF*!

PRINCESS STUTTERS AS EPQ GETS TO THE CLOSET. BEFORE SHE OPENS IT GOLDY SCREAMS.

PG: Its….MY NEW PERFUME!

EPQ TURNS AROUND.

EPQ: Oh is it?!

PG (WALKING NEAR THE CLOSET): Y-Yeah! Its all over my clothes!

EPQ: Oh my! It smells so real!

DUSTYNN BANGS HIS HEAD IN THE CLOSET.

EPQ: What was that?

PG: Oh nothing!

PRINCESS LAUGHS WORRIED-LIKE AND HITTING THE CLOSET. EPQ WALKS NEAR HER.

EPQ: You know…I think its near time I find you a man my little golden lock!

PG: uhh you don’t need to do that mom…

EPQ: Of course I should! While I’ll pick out the finest man for you in the entire kingdom! PIP-PIP! Just you wait!

EPQ HEADS FOR THE EXIT.

EPQ: Oh and goldy, you need to lend me that beautiful aroma of a perfume soon alright?

PG: Uh…Sure thing!

EXIT QUEEN. DUSTYNN PEAKS OUT THE CLOSET.

DUSTYNN: ….your mother?

PG: Uh…Yes…Oh my imagine if she found you!

Princess sits on the floor.

PG: I LIED TO HER!

DUSTYNN: Not really….

PG: I never lie!

DUSTYNN (MUMBLING): So innocent…

PG: What do I do?!

DUSTYNN: Ill just leave then you wont have to deal with this….

DUSTYNN WALKS TO THE WINDOW.

PG: Where will you go?

DUSTYNN: Ill find somewhere.

PG PAUSES.
PG: Will you…come back?

DUSTYNN LOOKS AT HER.
DUSTYNN: Would you let me?

PG NODS
PG: I never had a friend  before…

DUSTYNN SMILES.
DUSTYNN: Then I will…

DUSTYNN KISSES HER ON THE CHEEK.

DUSTYNN: Goodbye Princess.

SHE STARES AND WATCHES DUSTYNN JUMP OUT THE WINDOW AND DISAPEAR.
END OF SCENE 3