We Were Drunk But It's Not A Mistake

Chapter 9
“Tyler can you go get me some things from the store?” I asked him.
“Yeah just give me a list.” He answered.
“Here take your time.” I replied.
“Alright love you.” He said.
“Love you too.” I smiled giving him a kiss.
5 minutes later Kennedy, Erin, Dougie, and Brad appeared.
“Please tell me you have the dog and beer?” I asked.
“I have the beer.” Brad answered.
“We have the dog.” Dougie and Kennedy responded.
“All right great come in.” I told them.
“Why do you need the beer I mean can’t Tyler buy it?” Brad asked.
“He can but I’m making it park of his gift now where is Marshall?” I asked.
“Here he is.” Kennedy answered unzipping the carrier.
“Hi boy.” I said as the dog jumped on me.
“He likes you that’s a really good sign.” Dougie commented.
“He’s adorable now I know why Tyler was so avid about finding an apartment that allowed pets.” I giggled as the dog licked my face.
“Again beer why?” Brad asked.
“Have you ever heard of a beer cake?” I answered.
“So you are pouring the beer in the cake?” he asked.
“No you take 21 beers and stake them into a pyramid formation.” I answered.
“Glad I grabbed the 36 pack.” Brad stated.
“I’m giving it to him after the game either it could be celebratory occasion or he’ll experience his first legal hangover if they lose.” I joked.
“Aw you are the sweetest girlfriend ever.” Erin stated.
“Where is Tyler?” Dougie asked.
“Picking up things from different stores.” I answered.
“Please tell me tampons or maxi pads were on the list?” Kennedy asked.
“Both.” I answered.
“See Dougie Tyler does it with no questions asked.” Kennedy pointed out.
“Babe still a no plus it was 2am.” Dougie responded.
“Guys shut up Tyler is calling.” I shouted.
“Hello?” I asked.
“Hey babe for the pads do you want the ones with the wings or not?” he asked sounding really uncomfortable.
Marshall then started barking.
“Shut him up please.” I whispered screamed.
“Was that a dog?” he asked.
“Uh know that was the TV. Get the ones with the wings.” I answered.
“Alright and for the Tampons small or big?” he asked.
“Big thanks again babe.” I answered.
“I’m only doing this because I love you.” He said.
“I know love you too see you later.” I replied and hung up.
“That was probably the most uncomfortable conversation ever.” I said.
“How do you think he feels?” Dougie stated.
“Then you and Brad go help him. I need things.” Kennedy suggested.
“Yeah and Dougie you have no choice you’re the rookie on the team.” Erin added.
“Let’s go.” Dougie said dialing Tyler’s number.
“Hey man… Yeah Kennedy needs some stuff…Yeah I’ll be there in 10 minutes… I don’t know I’ll ask him…….. He can come…. See ya later.” Dougie said into the phone.
“Alright let’s get set up.” Erin stated taking the beers out of their box.
“Where did you get this idea?” Kennedy asked taking out the ribbon.
“Pinterest.” I answered.
“And his cake?” she asked.
“Brad picked that out and I know I want to shoot myself now.” I answered.
“What else did you get him?” Erin asked.
“Hangover kit.” I answered.
“Brilliant idea!” Kennedy exclaimed.
“Let’s get started.” I smiled.
After 2 hours we finally had everything set and the cake was delivered. I was going to kill Brad. He ordered a stripper cake I’ll actually kill him if there is an actual stripper.
“He’ll be here soon still picking up those cookies you like.” Brad said walking into the apartment.
“You are dead meat.” I replied.
“Why did the cake come?” he asked.
“Yes a stripper cake!” I yelled.
“Cali relax it’s all a laugh also Tyler will be so embarrassed by it.” Brad informed me.
“You’re lucky it’s just a naked Barbie doll.” I replied.
“What about a naked Barbie doll?” Tyler asked walking into the kitchen.
“Nothing.” I answered.
“Here’s your stuff and please never send me out to get you anything ever again.” He told me.
“I won’t now go get ready for the game.” I replied pushing him to his nap
“Isn’t Marshall in your room?” Erin asked.
“Marshall!” I heard Tyler exclaimed.
“Yup.” I answered Erin.
I feel like I am the best wife ever sometimes!