Status: This book is just a joke, calm down
50 Shades of 2007
Chapter 6
Chloe POV
I woke up reaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyy early this morning. I had another random dream. This time it was taken place at a BOTDF concert and i was totally singing my heart out when dahvie took me backstage. He said he wanted me to see his collection of hairdyes. i love coloring mt hair because i'm sooo original. so we went back there and started heavily making out. idc that he's like 27, i'm 15 and i can do what i want! we were about to do the do when my alarm clock woke me up.
"FUCK YOU ALARM CLOCK" i scream. gosh i am so hardcore.
so i get up and do my daily hair routine. My hair is so damn magical like geez. The whole time though i keep thinking about marcus. i keep thinking about him because it's true love and i know it. i know what true love is because like i said, i'm 15 and i can do what i want! Today since i feel extra special super sparkley, i put on a headband with cat ears. i look soooo kawaii! i skip my way too skewl since it's not to far away. i have a huge smile on my face. i haven't smiled this much since i listened to the new BOTDF album. it was sooooo good. like it saved my life, twice. their song sexting, so spirit lifting like OMG! Marcus's emo pout never left my head. I finally arrive to skewl and i am taking my book out of my locker. My locker is so the best because it's so random and i have posters of Alex Evens and Dahvie Vanity all over it. I shut my locker when i am confronted by this kid Jeremy. eww.
"Hey princess" he says.
"Go away i'm too depressed" i spat at him
"Aww come on baby, don't be like that. you know you want to see me in my kilt."
this guy is such a creep.
"your such a pathetic little cunt!"i scream at him
"Hehe, you can't say that, only i can because i'm bi. so i'm allowed to talk about girly parts."
he just stares at me for a bit.
"And as of that i shoulden't be talking to you because i like girls more anyways so BYEE" i say to him as i wave and skip to class. What part of Bi does this kid not understand. i can't see myself with a boy! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME DAMNIT! The rest of the day was soo stupid because no one understands my unique-ness. Once i get home though i am so happy to talk to Marcus. my mother greets me and i reply by screaming at her. She doesn't understand me either. I finally open my laptop and log onto Myspace. I hope i can talk to my new bae.
I woke up reaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyy early this morning. I had another random dream. This time it was taken place at a BOTDF concert and i was totally singing my heart out when dahvie took me backstage. He said he wanted me to see his collection of hairdyes. i love coloring mt hair because i'm sooo original. so we went back there and started heavily making out. idc that he's like 27, i'm 15 and i can do what i want! we were about to do the do when my alarm clock woke me up.
"FUCK YOU ALARM CLOCK" i scream. gosh i am so hardcore.
so i get up and do my daily hair routine. My hair is so damn magical like geez. The whole time though i keep thinking about marcus. i keep thinking about him because it's true love and i know it. i know what true love is because like i said, i'm 15 and i can do what i want! Today since i feel extra special super sparkley, i put on a headband with cat ears. i look soooo kawaii! i skip my way too skewl since it's not to far away. i have a huge smile on my face. i haven't smiled this much since i listened to the new BOTDF album. it was sooooo good. like it saved my life, twice. their song sexting, so spirit lifting like OMG! Marcus's emo pout never left my head. I finally arrive to skewl and i am taking my book out of my locker. My locker is so the best because it's so random and i have posters of Alex Evens and Dahvie Vanity all over it. I shut my locker when i am confronted by this kid Jeremy. eww.
"Hey princess" he says.
"Go away i'm too depressed" i spat at him
"Aww come on baby, don't be like that. you know you want to see me in my kilt."
this guy is such a creep.
"your such a pathetic little cunt!"i scream at him
"Hehe, you can't say that, only i can because i'm bi. so i'm allowed to talk about girly parts."
he just stares at me for a bit.
"And as of that i shoulden't be talking to you because i like girls more anyways so BYEE" i say to him as i wave and skip to class. What part of Bi does this kid not understand. i can't see myself with a boy! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME DAMNIT! The rest of the day was soo stupid because no one understands my unique-ness. Once i get home though i am so happy to talk to Marcus. my mother greets me and i reply by screaming at her. She doesn't understand me either. I finally open my laptop and log onto Myspace. I hope i can talk to my new bae.
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Please note that this is fake and this is a complete joke once again i am sorry