Status: This book is just a joke, calm down
50 Shades of 2007
Chapter 8
Chloe's POV
I am soooo super duper uper excited for this date like omg! Once i logged off Myspace i stand infront of my mirror and pretty myself up. And what i mean by pretty myself up, i mean tease the shit out of my hair more, put on more rainbow eye shadow, and drew a mustache on my finger so when i put my finger up to my nose i look all cute n stuff. Audrey Kitching ain't got nothing on me today! i shimmy into a pair of green skinny jeans, but i put a yellow tutu over top of it. high fashion. So i put on my nerd glasses because i'm so totes a nerd and i am off to the park to confirm that this is true love. I finally make it to the park and it's soooo not fabulous. So now i am stuck sitting under this stupid tree just sulking. I mean come on, I'm a Scene queen and queens shouldn't wait. At All. in the distance, and by distance i mean 7 feet away from me, there are these two chicks sitting on a bench. One has Red hair, a black shirt that says "ACDC" across it, and red skinny jeans on. The second one next to her has dark brown hair, a Blue shirt that says "Death Metal" across it, and black shorts. they keep giggling and it's so annoying like geez! After a while i am finally united with my prince charming. Finally this scene queen needs a king. But idk about this king because i like girls, because i'm bi, and he def doesn't have the angles he had in his Myspace pic. Not to mention, he's so short like Ew! But we talk anyways. We sit under the tree and chat about the best things in life. By the best things in life i mean BOTDF, FOB, and Pete Wentz. After a while he starts to sing to me. His singing is so wonderful, it sounds like cher meets trace cyrus. It's sooooo dreamy. It was hard to concentrate over his singing while those two girls on the bench keep talking and giggling. They just don't understand real music! After he is done singing i squeal so loud, my hair clips fell out! i jump up and down and clap like a happy walrus. OMG I LOVE WALRUSES! i kneel back down, take his face in my hands and i kiss him so passionately. He kisses back and we kiss so hard that our lip rings get caught on to each other's. IT'S SO ROMANTIC I'M GONNA DIE! This is like something off cinderella or something. After we are done untangling our lip rings he pull out his knife. He draws a broken heart into the tree behind us and puts M+C= Forever 2007 underneath the heart. After that we hear the two girls giggling again. we look over at them
"you guys are fag!" says the red head.
"Yea you guys are posers!" the brunette stated.
"GAWD SHUT UP" we yelled in unison. we both looked into each others eyes. They don't know what true love looks like. It defiantly looks like this right here.
Best. Day. Ever!
I am soooo super duper uper excited for this date like omg! Once i logged off Myspace i stand infront of my mirror and pretty myself up. And what i mean by pretty myself up, i mean tease the shit out of my hair more, put on more rainbow eye shadow, and drew a mustache on my finger so when i put my finger up to my nose i look all cute n stuff. Audrey Kitching ain't got nothing on me today! i shimmy into a pair of green skinny jeans, but i put a yellow tutu over top of it. high fashion. So i put on my nerd glasses because i'm so totes a nerd and i am off to the park to confirm that this is true love. I finally make it to the park and it's soooo not fabulous. So now i am stuck sitting under this stupid tree just sulking. I mean come on, I'm a Scene queen and queens shouldn't wait. At All. in the distance, and by distance i mean 7 feet away from me, there are these two chicks sitting on a bench. One has Red hair, a black shirt that says "ACDC" across it, and red skinny jeans on. The second one next to her has dark brown hair, a Blue shirt that says "Death Metal" across it, and black shorts. they keep giggling and it's so annoying like geez! After a while i am finally united with my prince charming. Finally this scene queen needs a king. But idk about this king because i like girls, because i'm bi, and he def doesn't have the angles he had in his Myspace pic. Not to mention, he's so short like Ew! But we talk anyways. We sit under the tree and chat about the best things in life. By the best things in life i mean BOTDF, FOB, and Pete Wentz. After a while he starts to sing to me. His singing is so wonderful, it sounds like cher meets trace cyrus. It's sooooo dreamy. It was hard to concentrate over his singing while those two girls on the bench keep talking and giggling. They just don't understand real music! After he is done singing i squeal so loud, my hair clips fell out! i jump up and down and clap like a happy walrus. OMG I LOVE WALRUSES! i kneel back down, take his face in my hands and i kiss him so passionately. He kisses back and we kiss so hard that our lip rings get caught on to each other's. IT'S SO ROMANTIC I'M GONNA DIE! This is like something off cinderella or something. After we are done untangling our lip rings he pull out his knife. He draws a broken heart into the tree behind us and puts M+C= Forever 2007 underneath the heart. After that we hear the two girls giggling again. we look over at them
"you guys are fag!" says the red head.
"Yea you guys are posers!" the brunette stated.
"GAWD SHUT UP" we yelled in unison. we both looked into each others eyes. They don't know what true love looks like. It defiantly looks like this right here.
Best. Day. Ever!
♠ ♠ ♠
oh god, i am still sorry