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Favorite Fictional Characters Chat
Chapter Twenty-Seven
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insaneprsnofdoom: okay gang, we need to figure out who sent me this letter! They called me a moblin lover. I don’t love moblins... stupid... goddamn little bastards.
shukaku132: o.O we all know of your hatred for moblins. I wonder who it could be!
Adrian274: this is like when Karkat got a note! But... it said sloppy makeouts on the roof. So he went to the roof.
insaneprsnofdoom: hahaha that was awesome!
shukaku132: -_-
insaneprsnofdoom: it’s just too obscure for you!
shukaku132: dude, I know what it is! I just don’t care!
insaneprsnofdoom: Hehehehehe I know you don’t.
Adrain274: wow guys. Anyways... MAYBE IT WAS SAURON!
insaneprsnofdoom: Sauron is dead, stupid. And you misspelled your screen name. How do you spell your own screen name wrong?!
Adrian274: well excuse me. I am eating rice cakes right now. It’s hard to type with one hand. You’re so stupid
insaneprsnofdoom: … anyways, who could’ve written this?!
Adrian274: I wrote the note. It was me.
insaneprsnofdoom: WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS?
Adrian274: it wasn’t actually me fucktard.
insaneprsnofdoom: >.> you’re no help at all. Ugh.
shukaku132: … I just... I don’t even know what to say to this, guys.
insaneprsnofdoom: :P HEHEH. That’s what. Idfk. I wish the person who wrote this letter would log on so I could just figure out who wrote it and spare people the pain of reading this horrible conversation.
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D3CL4N: IIIIIIIIII WROTE THE NOOOOOTE!
insaneprsnofdoom: who are you? and what kind of name is Declan....
D3CL4N: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
insaneprsnofdoom:... what do you want?
D3CL4N: I work for your ARCH ENEMY!
insaneprsnofdoom: … I don’t have any arch enemies. Unless you mean...
D3CL4N: yes, you know who I mean!
insaneprsnofdoom: TELL HIM TO GO SUCK A COCK! >.< GOT IT?!?! GO AWAY! I NEED TO INJURE SOME HUFFLEPUFFS!
D3CL4N: yes ma’am.
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Adrian274: worst hacker ever.
shukaku132: hahaha ikr?
insaneprsnofdoom: god that’s annoying. Every minute of every day... *facepalm* no, you don’t want to know. You just don’t. We should go piss off some hogwarts kids now.
Adrian274: I have nothing better to do.
insaneprsnofdoom: I know.
shukaku132: … I guess.
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REHTAEH POV
So, Shelby, Adrian and I proceeded to go to Hogwarts, where mischief ensued.
“Hey Harry!” I said, running up to him in the Great Hall.
“Run Harry. Run now. Before she does something!” Ron hissed.
“Oh shut up Ron. Everyone knows that gingers don’t have souls.” I said, rolling my eyes. “Hey Harry, can I borrow your waaaaaaaaaand...?” I asked, giving him puppy dog eyes. Adrian looked at me in horror.
“No! No no no! I am not going to let you use a wand! You’re going to kill someone! …. actually, if that’s going to happen, go for it....”
“Please Harry?” I begged.
“... fine.” he sighed. “But only until lunch is ove-” I grabbed his wand and ran out happily, Shelby and Adrian followed.
“Hm... of all the trouble I could make, what shall I do first?” I asked, twirling the wand between my fingers. “I got it. And it’s awesome because I don’t even need this dumb wand, except to do this!” I conjured up some paint balls. “Now lets go find Peeves.... MUAHAHAHA!”
FOUR HOURS LATER
The Hogwarts students screamed as Peeves flew overhead, chucking paintballs at whoever he could hit. I laughed evilly to myself and walked out of Hogwarts, linking arms with Shelby and Adrian. Today was a good day. While we walked to the gates of Hogwarts, I ran into Voldemort.
“Hey Hairywart, what’s going on?” I asked casually, leaning up against the gate.
“Let me in.” he said.
“Nope. Hogwarts is too sexy for you, Mr.”
“Um, I’m pretty damn sexy, in case you didn’t notice.”
“Who told you that? Your mom? She’s dead. You killed her.”
“It wasn’t my fault! She was just too weak to give birth to all this sexiness!”
“I think she died because of your ugliness.”
“Uh, no. I get my sexiness from my sexy self. So.. I’m very sexy. Sexy is my middle name.”
“... No your middle name is Marvolo.”
“Shhhh!”
“However, Sexy is my FIRST NAME! Rehtaeh is just the second half of my first name.”
“... you’re name is Sexy-Rehtaeh?”
“Uh, DUH! Right guys?” Shelby smiled and nodded, and Adrian just rolled his eyes.
“We all know I’m sexier than you, bitch. Get over it.” Adrian said. “But carry on.”
“Just move out of my way so I can go kill Harry Potter.”
“Dude. You need a life, come on. I mean like, really, that’s you do. You’re like, I WANNA KILL HARRY POTTER MLAAAAAH!” I said.
“I do NOT sound like that!” he snapped.
“Oh you so do. Grow some hair, would you? And that nose is SOOO Michael Jackson.”
“You’re such a bitch! Fuckin muggle!!”
“I’m not a muggle! I’m a... oh god I don’t even fucking know what I am...” I said. I opened the gate and pushed past Voldemort. Shelby and Adrian just looked at each other in disbelief and followed me. We closed the gate behind us and left Voldemort standing outside looking confused. When he realized what just happened his face darkened.
“GOD DAMMIT!!” he screamed, kicking the gate.
CHATROOM
insaneprsnofdoom: ...well. That was fun... I feel like we were supposed to do something today....
shukaku132: SHIT WE MISSED DEJAH AND DRACO’S WEDDING!
Adrian247: that sucks. I’m gonna go read Homestuck. Bye.
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insaneprsnofdoom: dude... their wedding is tomorrow.
TOMORROW, AFTER THE WEDDING...
insaneprsnofdoom: so Shelby... how was catching that bouquet?
shukaku132: it was fun! this bouquet has... lady slippers in it!!
insaneprsnofdoom: um... in England they’re called cowslips.... stupid name right?
shukaku132: they sound prettier when you call them lady slippers!
insaneprsnofdoom: not really, they sound like fuzzy, pink smelly things people wear on their feet. Or like, um you know those slip skirt things? It sounds like a cow is wearing one of those.
shukaku132: hehehehe it makes me think of cow tipping! or a cow slipping on a banana peel!
insaneprsnofdoom: omg... we need lives... anyways... who you gonna marry?
shukaku132: Link. Or Adam Lambert.
insaneprsnofdoom: I’m pretty sure they’re both gay...
shukakuk132: so? they’re hot...
insaneprsnofdoom: omg...
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btdubsimad00d: Hey Kaikoura.
shukaku132: hi Sheik.
btdubsimad00d: wanna go get some dinner or something, Shelby? I’m bored. Like... ridiculously bored.
shukaku132: sure. But I have a boyfriend. Some Slytherin dude. I don’t even know his name.
btdubsimad00d: okay. I’m only asking cuz Link blew me off for Shadow. I always wanted to know what they do in secret together...but that’s okay, doesn’t matter. See you in like... two seconds. Bye.
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insaneprsnofdoom: well thanks guys. Now I’m alone... :’(
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NotLordV: >:D hehehehhe
insaneprsnofdoom: oh god...
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insaneprsnofdoom: okay gang, we need to figure out who sent me this letter! They called me a moblin lover. I don’t love moblins... stupid... goddamn little bastards.
shukaku132: o.O we all know of your hatred for moblins. I wonder who it could be!
Adrian274: this is like when Karkat got a note! But... it said sloppy makeouts on the roof. So he went to the roof.
insaneprsnofdoom: hahaha that was awesome!
shukaku132: -_-
insaneprsnofdoom: it’s just too obscure for you!
shukaku132: dude, I know what it is! I just don’t care!
insaneprsnofdoom: Hehehehehe I know you don’t.
Adrain274: wow guys. Anyways... MAYBE IT WAS SAURON!
insaneprsnofdoom: Sauron is dead, stupid. And you misspelled your screen name. How do you spell your own screen name wrong?!
Adrian274: well excuse me. I am eating rice cakes right now. It’s hard to type with one hand. You’re so stupid
insaneprsnofdoom: … anyways, who could’ve written this?!
Adrian274: I wrote the note. It was me.
insaneprsnofdoom: WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS?
Adrian274: it wasn’t actually me fucktard.
insaneprsnofdoom: >.> you’re no help at all. Ugh.
shukaku132: … I just... I don’t even know what to say to this, guys.
insaneprsnofdoom: :P HEHEH. That’s what. Idfk. I wish the person who wrote this letter would log on so I could just figure out who wrote it and spare people the pain of reading this horrible conversation.
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D3CL4N: IIIIIIIIII WROTE THE NOOOOOTE!
insaneprsnofdoom: who are you? and what kind of name is Declan....
D3CL4N: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
insaneprsnofdoom:... what do you want?
D3CL4N: I work for your ARCH ENEMY!
insaneprsnofdoom: … I don’t have any arch enemies. Unless you mean...
D3CL4N: yes, you know who I mean!
insaneprsnofdoom: TELL HIM TO GO SUCK A COCK! >.< GOT IT?!?! GO AWAY! I NEED TO INJURE SOME HUFFLEPUFFS!
D3CL4N: yes ma’am.
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Adrian274: worst hacker ever.
shukaku132: hahaha ikr?
insaneprsnofdoom: god that’s annoying. Every minute of every day... *facepalm* no, you don’t want to know. You just don’t. We should go piss off some hogwarts kids now.
Adrian274: I have nothing better to do.
insaneprsnofdoom: I know.
shukaku132: … I guess.
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REHTAEH POV
So, Shelby, Adrian and I proceeded to go to Hogwarts, where mischief ensued.
“Hey Harry!” I said, running up to him in the Great Hall.
“Run Harry. Run now. Before she does something!” Ron hissed.
“Oh shut up Ron. Everyone knows that gingers don’t have souls.” I said, rolling my eyes. “Hey Harry, can I borrow your waaaaaaaaaand...?” I asked, giving him puppy dog eyes. Adrian looked at me in horror.
“No! No no no! I am not going to let you use a wand! You’re going to kill someone! …. actually, if that’s going to happen, go for it....”
“Please Harry?” I begged.
“... fine.” he sighed. “But only until lunch is ove-” I grabbed his wand and ran out happily, Shelby and Adrian followed.
“Hm... of all the trouble I could make, what shall I do first?” I asked, twirling the wand between my fingers. “I got it. And it’s awesome because I don’t even need this dumb wand, except to do this!” I conjured up some paint balls. “Now lets go find Peeves.... MUAHAHAHA!”
FOUR HOURS LATER
The Hogwarts students screamed as Peeves flew overhead, chucking paintballs at whoever he could hit. I laughed evilly to myself and walked out of Hogwarts, linking arms with Shelby and Adrian. Today was a good day. While we walked to the gates of Hogwarts, I ran into Voldemort.
“Hey Hairywart, what’s going on?” I asked casually, leaning up against the gate.
“Let me in.” he said.
“Nope. Hogwarts is too sexy for you, Mr.”
“Um, I’m pretty damn sexy, in case you didn’t notice.”
“Who told you that? Your mom? She’s dead. You killed her.”
“It wasn’t my fault! She was just too weak to give birth to all this sexiness!”
“I think she died because of your ugliness.”
“Uh, no. I get my sexiness from my sexy self. So.. I’m very sexy. Sexy is my middle name.”
“... No your middle name is Marvolo.”
“Shhhh!”
“However, Sexy is my FIRST NAME! Rehtaeh is just the second half of my first name.”
“... you’re name is Sexy-Rehtaeh?”
“Uh, DUH! Right guys?” Shelby smiled and nodded, and Adrian just rolled his eyes.
“We all know I’m sexier than you, bitch. Get over it.” Adrian said. “But carry on.”
“Just move out of my way so I can go kill Harry Potter.”
“Dude. You need a life, come on. I mean like, really, that’s you do. You’re like, I WANNA KILL HARRY POTTER MLAAAAAH!” I said.
“I do NOT sound like that!” he snapped.
“Oh you so do. Grow some hair, would you? And that nose is SOOO Michael Jackson.”
“You’re such a bitch! Fuckin muggle!!”
“I’m not a muggle! I’m a... oh god I don’t even fucking know what I am...” I said. I opened the gate and pushed past Voldemort. Shelby and Adrian just looked at each other in disbelief and followed me. We closed the gate behind us and left Voldemort standing outside looking confused. When he realized what just happened his face darkened.
“GOD DAMMIT!!” he screamed, kicking the gate.
CHATROOM
insaneprsnofdoom: ...well. That was fun... I feel like we were supposed to do something today....
shukaku132: SHIT WE MISSED DEJAH AND DRACO’S WEDDING!
Adrian247: that sucks. I’m gonna go read Homestuck. Bye.
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insaneprsnofdoom: dude... their wedding is tomorrow.
TOMORROW, AFTER THE WEDDING...
insaneprsnofdoom: so Shelby... how was catching that bouquet?
shukaku132: it was fun! this bouquet has... lady slippers in it!!
insaneprsnofdoom: um... in England they’re called cowslips.... stupid name right?
shukaku132: they sound prettier when you call them lady slippers!
insaneprsnofdoom: not really, they sound like fuzzy, pink smelly things people wear on their feet. Or like, um you know those slip skirt things? It sounds like a cow is wearing one of those.
shukaku132: hehehehe it makes me think of cow tipping! or a cow slipping on a banana peel!
insaneprsnofdoom: omg... we need lives... anyways... who you gonna marry?
shukaku132: Link. Or Adam Lambert.
insaneprsnofdoom: I’m pretty sure they’re both gay...
shukakuk132: so? they’re hot...
insaneprsnofdoom: omg...
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btdubsimad00d: Hey Kaikoura.
shukaku132: hi Sheik.
btdubsimad00d: wanna go get some dinner or something, Shelby? I’m bored. Like... ridiculously bored.
shukaku132: sure. But I have a boyfriend. Some Slytherin dude. I don’t even know his name.
btdubsimad00d: okay. I’m only asking cuz Link blew me off for Shadow. I always wanted to know what they do in secret together...but that’s okay, doesn’t matter. See you in like... two seconds. Bye.
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insaneprsnofdoom: well thanks guys. Now I’m alone... :’(
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NotLordV: >:D hehehehhe
insaneprsnofdoom: oh god...
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