Sacrament of Wilderness

"GUSTAV? THIS.IS.A.BIG.ASS.THEATRE.HOLY.FUCKING.FUCK!" Gustav opens up my door and leads me out, all the while laughing at me. "Le gasp! You're laughing at your GIRLFRIEND! Ahh?! What the hell- Na I'm just kidding. Go ahead and laugh I really don't give two fucks. How do you think I survived my first week of life with Alexis in my...life?" "Why did she leave the band?" Tears begin to fall from my eyes and I begin wiping them away. "Au mein!! I'm sorry for asking! I didn't know....anyways let's go in." Gustav wraps his arms around me and gives me a kiss. "GUUUSSSIIII!!" A shrieky voice shouts into the night-time sky. "Oh hell. Um....Alie you might want to...run. No I'm just kidding. It's my ex-girlfriend that err somehow found me here. Left me for Tom, EWW, I was depressed for a fe-"

"GUSI!"

OK this chica is getting on my nerves. "HEY BARBIE BITCH CENTRAL! MY, MY MY MY MY MY, MMMMMYYY BOYFRIEND IS TRYING TO TALK TO ME. SO SHUT THE FLYING FUCK UP BEFORE I UNLEASH MY TEMPER ON YOUR BARBIE ASS!" Brittany, 'Humph'ing, walks away flaming. "...Remind me never to flare up your temper, Alie...hey how about we just go back to my house? I sense trouble if that slut comes back here."

0.o!?! Gustav cursed!?! DAYUM. "Sur- prep army alert. Hurry. Car. Open. Enter. NOW." Quicker than I can, Gustav opens my door but someone pulls my hair back, thus resulting me on the ground. "You asked for it, fuckface."

With that statement, Alie almost literally levitates into the air and kicks the "assaulter" in the face who just happened to be the barbie prick from earlier, trying to win back Gustav.

"That shit ought to give you a FUCK load more scars, but hey. You choose to finalize a deathwish, signed by this ROCK SINGER/FUCKING-SONGWRITER, I choose the style of which your injury or/and incapacitation results from. We good? Good. Now...BACK THE FUCKING HELL OFF BEFORE I DECAPITATE YOUR ASS!" This sends the girls into a fury and they run away. Quickly, I get in Gustav's car and he begins to drive home, amazed that I fought for him...and I mean LITERALLY fought for him!
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*FF 15 minutes*

"So, my awesome girlfriend, whatEVER did you choose to watch?" Oh crap! I forgot..."Erm...do you have any of the Scream movies or perhaps CLUB DREAD!?! OOH! CLUB DREAD!?! DO YOU HAVE FUCKING CLUB FUCKING DREAD!?!"

This would summarize the face Gustav is now currently giving me: o.o with a little added mix of 0.0 & 0.o also o.0. "It's a horror slash comedy slash...ahem...SEXUALLY-themed movie. Basically, there's horror, comedy and a s**tload of adult-themed shit but I fucking love it so damn much! And...I SO know Tom would. Beach scenes, girls in suits plus Tom Kaulitz? We gon' have a s**tload more STD diagnoses and/or pregnancies! xD" Gustav laughs while hiding a DVD behind his back. "Gustav, what movie are you hiding?" Chuckling, he shows one hand to me. He got nothing. But THEN...his other hand has two copies of Club Dread. "...Gustav I love you right now. I so totally owe you my heart...oratleastsomethingyoudonthavealready."

"WHOA I already have your heart!?! Damn I must be good." Haha. He's kidding right?! "Gustav you've caught my heart and have had it since that concert a few months ago...speaking of which I haven't sung a SINGLE vocal note since that day. The Vocal Cords in my body must be a billion percent warmed up. xD Can we watch the movie now? Pwwease? I'll kwiss you!" Too late. Gustav already kissed me. "Damn it. You fucker. HAHA. OK let's WAATCH!" I sit on the big-@$$ comfortable couch next to Gustav, and thank the heavens, he already put the movie in. "It's kind of....bloody..." He asks slash states with a whispery tone. "Gustav, honest to God if I hated or even felt nauseated at the sight of any red liquid, I would not have an unhealthy obsession with everything related to Club Dread. Alright it's my ONLY obsession...asi- O.K I HAVE 3 OBSESSIONS! Music, singing- FOUR OBSESSIONS!!!- writing- FIVE OBSESSIONS!!!- Club Dread- FUCK YEAH BAY-BAY- and a certain person I admire."

"Oh REALLY? And who would this person be."

Gathering up all my courage, I leave a kiss on Gustav's lips. "Must you even think about considering to think about asking me? It's YOU, doofus. DOY. Who'd ya think I meant? Bill? Georg-whom Vicki likes-? TOM!?! XD Nope. Just the one and only you. :)"