The Girl Who Pissed Off the Wrong Psychopath

Blurring the lines between fantasy and reality, The girl who pissed off the wrong psychopath follows the narrator, the five year old Problem Child, on her mission to discover the world. Along the way, she meets a White Walker, learns the hard way how a song called Ironic lead to the mis-education of the masses and discovers what exactly a metaphor is. As her life quickly unfolds, she is left picking up the pieces and comes to the conclusion that the only power she has left is to make up stories and this story is too good not to tell.

This isn't really fan fiction. The Characters "The White Walker" "The Queen of Thorns" and "The Other Mother" are metaphors originally burrowed from other fictional works. I do not claim intellectual property over any of them.

*This is fiction. I made it up. I'm not saying any of it really happened. Any similarities between any real characters, living or deceased, are entirely coincidental.*