Status: Complete. I'm going to sit on this for a few months and edit it after that.

The Experiment Revolution

Day 38

Noon – I am in a tree. I am supposed to be hunting down a human but she’s nowhere in sight. Therefore, I am doing absolutely nothing.

1 PM – Still no sign of her. I’m looking for a girl about six years old with long, brown hair and she has bangs cropped above her eyes. Her skin is pale. I have no idea what color her eyes are. Shout out to Marine for taking crap pictures.

2 PM – Nothing. How am I supposed to record this kind of stuff if nothing happens?

3 PM – I should just give up.

4 PM – I’m hungry. Does McDonald’s serve raw meat on their hamburgers?

5 PM – This is boring.

6 PM – I need to be back within two hours and I have nothing.

7 PM – I’m still doing absolutely nothing.