Close Encounters of the 4th Kind

This is a comedic prequel to Shatterheart's "Breaking the 4th", though nothing you read here will really spoil anything you read in her story. They're compliments. So buckle up, ready yet? Get set. It's allllllllllllll yeah whatever.

Cuervo Kills
Always drink responsibly!
Oil, Meet Water.
Sometimes shit just doesn't mix.
Sinestro's Might
Do or do not, there is no try.
Needed Exposition
Because transitions are awkward