Illegally in Love

Hello, Im Channy Louise Wentz. My real names Chandler, but if you call me that I’ll stick my foot so far up your ass, I can wear you as a shoe. Yes, you read right; Wentz. Yuppers, I’m related to Pete Wentz. How you wonder? Cousin? Niece? Unknown sister? Ha, nope. I’m his unknown about daughter. Well, he knows about me and so does the rest of Fall Out boy, but no one else knows that Pete Wentz is my father…if you wanna call what he does for me fatherly. I don’t hate my father, but I sure the hell don’t like him either. Nor do I like my mother. What can I say? I have shitty parents.

You see my mom and dad weren’t high school lovers or soul mates, nah. I was conceived out of a one night stand when my father was 16, which, if you do the math (correctly) that make me 15, since he’s 31 now. Anyways, when my mother found out she tracked him down and told him. He, being the responsible person Pete is, note the sarcasm, said that he would be apart of my life and take responsibility. Little did me or my mother know that ‘being apart of my life and taking responsibly’ means visiting on Christmas and my birthday, then not talking to me again ‘til one of those holidays rolls around again.

So now you know why I don’t like my father, but what about my mother, hmm? Well, my mother is a raging alcoholic, drug addict, and a major slut. She sleeps all day, then at night goes prowling for men with money so she can sleep with them, take their money, and feed her other needs. I have to use my college fund money that my father made for me just to buy food. It’s not as if she works. We just pretty much mooch off my dad (I hate it). He bought us our house, our car, and even got my a dog named Rupert, who is a Corgi.

The only people who know about my situation is my best friend Cole, his boyfriend Tobi, and my boyfriend; the only man that would take a bullet for me. Patrick Stump. Yes, I am dating my fathers 26 year old best friend. But we’re in love. And to us, we could give a crap about age. I act more mature then my own father! Patrick promised me he’d save me from my retched mother; but he won’t have to…..me and a gun will take care of mother.

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Channy Louise Wentz ( Green to most, for safety reasons I.e. getting trampled by teenies)



Ten Unknown Facts about Channy:

-favorite colors are neon green and purple

-she hates her dad’s girlfriend(ashlee simpson)

-afraid of birds

-hates horror movies but loves watching them

-can play piano, guitar, bass, drums, violin, and can sing

-addicted to Monster energy drinks

-Loves Pandas to fucking death

-is half black

-loves The Nightmare Before Christmas, in true Wentz fashion

-can kick Joe’s ass at Guitar Hero

Cole James Vanpe



Ten Unknown Facts About Cole:

- he’s gay

-he won’t tell anyone how he get his hair the way he does

-he hates cats

- he has a boyfriend named Tobi


-obsessed with Care Bears

-amazing at drawing

-personality is like a spazz on crack

-thinks GI Joe is hot

-has a crush on Joe

-obsessed with Rupert Grint

Patrick Martin Stump



Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III



Joseph Mark Trohman



Andrew John Hurley