Objective Promiscuity

A promiscuous person is someone
who is getting more sex than you are.
—Victor Lownes

Ryan is a slut. Though not quite so typical.

People are supposed to fuck.
It is our main purpose in life, and
all those other activities—playing
the trumpet, vacuuming carpets,
reading mystery novels, eating
chocolate mousse—are just
ways of passing the time until
you can fuck again.
—Cynthia Heimel

Multiple pairings.
Rated R.
Minor alternate timeline.

Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps
the most peculiar is chastity.
—Remy de Gourmont

Overlying Ryden.

ob·jec·tive [uhb-jek-tiv]
- not influenced by personal feelings, interpretations, or prejudice; based on facts; unbiased
- intent upon or dealing with things external to the mind rather than with thoughts or feelings, as a person or a book.

Recommended listening: "In the Cold Light of Morning" by Placebo.