I Do Not Fall For Boys

“Does your brother like to rape all your guests?”

BAM’S POV
“You wanna stay the night?” I asked, unsure whether the unsteady boy would be right to go home
“I wouldn’t want to be intrusive” he replied, sounding quite educated
“Pfft, it’s cool, Ape won’t care, she’ll just consider it another chance to over care for some other kid” I laughed
“You sure?” he asked, looking down on his scuffed shoes.
“Yeah, I’ll just tell her. Be right back, kay?” and I got up to go downstairs.
“Don’t leave me” came his faint voice.
Oh god, are you serious? He’s like a freaking puppy. Maybe leaving him alone wasn’t the best idea though.
“Fine, whatever” I replied as he clambered to his feet and latched himself onto my hoodie. He was terribly touchy for a shy kid.
“Mom?” I called
“Yeah Bam honey”
“Uh, Ville staying, kay” I called
“Oh ok. How marvelous” I snorted when she said that. Marvelous, who says that?
“Bam honey” she called as I turned back up the stairs
“Yeah ma”
“Can I talk to you for a second?”
“Coming” I sighed, rolling my eyes.
“Can I come?” Ville asked
“I’ll be like, two seconds just head up to my room” I replied

VILLE’S POV
I walked up to the room by myself. Alone. I’m always alone.
I opened the door and curled up in a tight ball on Bam’s bed.
“AHHHHHHHHHH!” I screeched at the top of my lungs as I felt something pounce on me
“HOLY SH-T!” came another voice.
I sat bolt upright and saw not Bam, but some other guy. My green eyes wide with fear.
There was a clunk as I heard running up the stairs
Bam burst through the door, his blue eyes large in concern.
“Ville, crap what’s wrong” he asked rushing over to me.
I heard laughter erupt from creepy jumping on people when they’re sleeping guy.
“Oh god, Jesse what the hell did you do to him” Bam shot a glare at the older boy.
“He,” he stopped to laugh a bit more, “he was curled up on the bad and,” he gasped for breath like my fear was the best thing he’d seen in years, “and I jumped on him and he woke up and he was screaming his lungs out, freaking hilarious” he still laughed.
I glared and sunk my shamed red face into Bam’s hoodie.
“JESS, you scared the living sh-t out of him” Bam told the guy.
“Sorry buddy” the guy said
I pulled my face from Bam’s hoodie and pushed my hair from my face.
“It’s fine, I just...maybe I shouldn’t sleep in strangers beds” I said stupidly
The guy laughed some more. This guy was easily amused.
“I’m Jess, his brother” the guy said chirpily
“Ville” I replied awkwardly
“Anyways I’m off. See ya” Jess said walking out of the room.
“Does your brother like to rape all your guests?” I queried jokingly
“Basically” Bam laughed