I Do Not Fall For Boys

"Don't you think he's a bit...weird?"

VILLE’S POV
“We should be getting back” Bam said suddenly.
“Why?” I asked, intriguing by his sudden urge to leave
“Uh...no reason” he replied, not the least bit convincing
“I see” I replied laying my head on his shoulder
“You’re very...” he began
“Very...what?” I enquired
“Just...uh, never mind” he finished quickly
I smiled and dug my face into the warmth of his hoodie
“Bam Margera, and this would be?” I heard a voice say
I blinked sleepily and looked up to see a skater looking guy staring at Bam.
“Oh, hey Dunn” he said in an odd voice
Dunn sat down and sat cross-legged on the edge of the bowl
“Who might this be” he gestured to me. I looked at Bam, waiting for his reply
“Ville” he replied bluntly.
“And she is?”
Did he just say she? I giggled a little. It was night though, so he could be forgiven for mistaking me.
“HE,” Bam emphasized before cracking up in laughter.
‘Dunn’ still hadn’t pieced it together I gathered.
“He?” he peered uncomfortably close to my face.
“Ha, sorry dude” he laughed stupidly.
“I’m Ryan, Ryan Dunn” he said, as if I would care.
“Hey,” I paused feeling bad for being so cold to him, “Ville”
“What are you guys doin? And where’d you find the foreign kid. No offense” Dunn laughed
“I didn’t find him you wanker. You say that like I’m Angelina Jolie” Bam laughed.
“You wish” Dunn replied smartly
“Don’t we all,” Bam smirked cutely “Anyway, Ville is new to the school...though he didn’t go today, first day of term, so I dunno how much longer he’ll be there” Bam teased
I punched him playfully in the arm.

BAM’S POV
“Just sleep in my bed” I yawned from the bathroom after Ville asked where he was sleeping.
I wandered over to my bed. Ville was sleeping his back to the wall so his scrawny body was facing me. Way to make things awkward, I thought as I climbed into bed.
“Bam?” Ville voice interrupted as I tried to sleep
“Yeah” I yawned squinting to see in the dark
“Do you think I’m crazy?” he asked
“You woke me up to ask me that?” I whined
“Sorry” Ville apologized
“Nah, it’s cool” I replied
“But, do you?” his voice littered with sorrow
“No, not really” I said and rolled back over
“Ok” his voice back to normal.
I yawned again and shut my eyes.

VILLE’S POV
The alarm clock beeped annoyingly. I groaned and reached over Bam to shut it up. Just then he woke up.
“Ville?” he said with an odd expression, my arm across his cheast
“Uh...yeah?” I replied trying to stop myself laughing
“Can you flick off the alarm clock?” he asked
“Um...ok” I said, although it sounded more like a question.
The alarm finally stopped its high pitch wailing and I fell back, my hand landing on Bam’s waist.
“Bam, Ville. Time to get up...” Ape’s voice trailing off as she entered the room.
“Yeah ma” Bam said rubbing his eyes. He’d notice my hand on his waist s I decided it was best to pretend I was asleep.
“C’mon Ville, you actually have to go to school today” he smiled.
I opened my eyes and blinked a couple of times, my hand was still on Bam’s waist.
“Breakfast is ready you...two” Ape said, struggling on the word two. I smiled to myself.
“I don’t wanna get up,” I whined, “Five more minutes”
“C’mon, up Finland” Bam laughed scrambling out of the bed and falling with a thud on the pine floors.
I laughed and gracefully got out of the bed, poking my tongue out at him.
He grabbed a pillow and pegged it fair at my head.
“You bitch” I said, acting over-dramatically appalled. He grinned and pushed past me to the door.

BAM’S POV
“And what did Edgar Allen Poe say in his world renowned essay was the most important thing to include in a short story Mr Margera?” Mr Girtingdale asked in his annoying voice
“Ya mom” I snorted with laughter as did the majority of the class
“Well Mr Margera I think you earned yourself a detention just then. After school” the teachers nasally voiced crowed.”
“Would anyone else like to offer an intelligent opinion?”
“Intelligence is just stupidity disguised behind glasses and sweater vests” Ville said from the seat behind me
The teacher glared and spat sourly, “You too Mr Valo. After school detention. I’ll see you there”
“I look forward to it” Ville hissed
“You didn’t have to do that” I whispered
“But I wanted to” Ville grinned
“Why?” I questioned, confused
“Look at all you done for me, the least I could do was keep you company in detention” he smiled sweetly.

VILLE’S POV
“Don’t you think that he’s a bit weird?” I heard Dunn say as I walked towards my locker.
“What?” Bam asked
“C’mon Bam. He’s a queer” Dunn said bluntly
“Whatever” Bam shrugged
“Seriously Bam, and he’s totally in love with you” Dunn continued
I bit my lip and slid into a nearby room, waiting for them to pass
“He’s not, he’s just clingy cause he’s in another country” Bam said although it sounded like he didn’t even believe his own words
“K, man believe what you want” Dunn raised his arms as if mock defending himself and walked off.
“Ville?” Bam asked, I jumped
“Ha sorry Finland, didn’t mean to startle you. What are you doing?” he asked walking to the room I’d been hiding in
“N-nothing” I stuttered
Bam looked hurt, “You heard what he said, right?”
“It’s true isn’t it?” I spat
“I dunno, you tell me” Bam said as he titled his head
“You believe him though, don’t you?” I said bluntly sliding my back down the wall
Bam shrugged.