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Crazy Crap

Fred the Elephant decided she was fat so she drove her huge giant truck to Disneyland.

"HOLY CRAZY POOP IT'S DISNEYLAND!" Screamed Fred.

Suddenly a huge block of tofu fell on Disneyland. Fred got emo and cutted herself. Then she ate the tofu. But she got food poisoning and went into a coma.

Three weeks later Fred woke up and went to Llama World with all the turkeys and llamas. She tried to ride the turkeys but she was too fat so the turkey died.

Fred got emo again and cut herself.

Then she went to Applebees, but the subway guy was there so she ran away.

She ended up in a zoo feeding peanuts to children. But then one day some kid named Frank shoved the leanuts up Fred's nose so she died.

THE END!!