The Entire Plot of Perfection and Scars

Would You Care To Know How I Got These Scars.
Perfection Always Needs A Touch Of Madness.
Two rather good stories by my good pal Toaster, and I suggest you search for them.
Brilliant stories about The Joker and bunch of crazy girls.
Oh, Batman, Robin and The Riddler join in on the fun too.
It’s great.
But here is my piss take, my two-shot, and I’m going to sum up the plot of both stories in ONE CHAPTER (one chapter each that is).

So sit back, relax and enjoy this very informal, lazy version of such Joker classics...!