Status: This story is goin on holiday untill real life stops being annoying >.>
You Make My Heart Do Funny Things
5th
Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
KAT
“Hey there, I’m sorry but the sexy piece of ass you have just called cannot come to the phone right now as he is busy screwing Gerard Way into the kitchen table. Please leave a mess-
Gee what are you doing?
Nothing Frank, just fixing your phone. Here you can have it back now.
Gerard! What the hell did you-”
Beep
”Frank! It’s Kat. Where the hell are you? We were supposed to meet at the café half an hour ago! You know I don’t like it when you’re late.
Call me the second you get this!
And please change your voice mail! I know it’s a joke but it’s very vulgar! What if your mom heard it!
Bye, love you!”
__________
Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
KAT
“-Please leave a mess-
Gee what are you doing?
Nothing Frank, just fixing your phone. Here you can have it back now.
Gerard! What the hell did you-”
Beep
Frank, it’s me again. Did you get my last message?
It’s been over an hour now and you haven’t called to give an excuse! Just so you know, I’ve gone home, so don’t think you will find me at the café still if you ever decide to turn up.
Call me when you get this.
Love you.”
__________
Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
MOM
“-Gee what are you doing?
Nothing Frank, just fixing your phone. Here you can have it back now.
Gerard! What the hell did you-”
Beep
“Hello Frankie! How are you sweetheart?
I just called to make sure your OK, but if what your voice mail says is true then I’m sure that your more than OK… imagine me winking knowingly!
God I hate these things!
Anyway, I’ll see you around Frankie!
And tell dear Gerard I said hello!
Bye!”
__________
Ring, ring. Ring, ring
KAT
“-Nothing Frank, just fixing your phone. Here you can have it back now.
Gerard! What the hell did you-”
Beep
“Frank? Baby?
Please answer your phone! It’s been over two hours and I’m starting to worry! If you don’t call me back soon then I’m going to your apartment, just to see if you’re OK.
See you soon baby!”
__________
Ring, ring. Ring, ring
BOB
“-Here you can have it back now.
Gerard! What the hell did you-”
Beep
“Yo Frank it’s Bob!
Me and Ray are going to drop by soon with booze and stuff so sort out the DVD’s and popcorn ‘cuz we are going to have fun tonight!
See you soon mate!
Oh and dude, change your voice mail, my poor innocent ears can’t stand that kind of talk!”
__________
Ring, ring. Ring, ring
KAT
“-Gerard! What the hell did you-”
Beep
“I’m coming over.
See you soon.”
Ring, ring. Ring, ring
NAOMI
“-hell did you-”
Beep
”Hey Frankie, its Mimi!
You just missed it man! Kat decided to show and throw her weight around, and you can guess that Gee didn’t really like it! But then as she was leaving she ran into Bob and Ray in the corridor! Funny as hell! I doubt she’s coming back here anytime soon!
Anyway, I’m calling ‘cuz I haven’t seen you all day and well, Kat said you weren’t answering your phone… I guess she was right.
I’m going to get Gee to call, I’ll talk to you in a bit sugar!”
__________
Ring, ring. Ring, ring
GEE
…
“Gerard.”
“Frank! Where the hell are you?”
KAT
“Hey there, I’m sorry but the sexy piece of ass you have just called cannot come to the phone right now as he is busy screwing Gerard Way into the kitchen table. Please leave a mess-
Gee what are you doing?
Nothing Frank, just fixing your phone. Here you can have it back now.
Gerard! What the hell did you-”
Beep
”Frank! It’s Kat. Where the hell are you? We were supposed to meet at the café half an hour ago! You know I don’t like it when you’re late.
Call me the second you get this!
And please change your voice mail! I know it’s a joke but it’s very vulgar! What if your mom heard it!
Bye, love you!”
__________
Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
KAT
“-Please leave a mess-
Gee what are you doing?
Nothing Frank, just fixing your phone. Here you can have it back now.
Gerard! What the hell did you-”
Beep
Frank, it’s me again. Did you get my last message?
It’s been over an hour now and you haven’t called to give an excuse! Just so you know, I’ve gone home, so don’t think you will find me at the café still if you ever decide to turn up.
Call me when you get this.
Love you.”
__________
Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
MOM
“-Gee what are you doing?
Nothing Frank, just fixing your phone. Here you can have it back now.
Gerard! What the hell did you-”
Beep
“Hello Frankie! How are you sweetheart?
I just called to make sure your OK, but if what your voice mail says is true then I’m sure that your more than OK… imagine me winking knowingly!
God I hate these things!
Anyway, I’ll see you around Frankie!
And tell dear Gerard I said hello!
Bye!”
__________
Ring, ring. Ring, ring
KAT
“-Nothing Frank, just fixing your phone. Here you can have it back now.
Gerard! What the hell did you-”
Beep
“Frank? Baby?
Please answer your phone! It’s been over two hours and I’m starting to worry! If you don’t call me back soon then I’m going to your apartment, just to see if you’re OK.
See you soon baby!”
__________
Ring, ring. Ring, ring
BOB
“-Here you can have it back now.
Gerard! What the hell did you-”
Beep
“Yo Frank it’s Bob!
Me and Ray are going to drop by soon with booze and stuff so sort out the DVD’s and popcorn ‘cuz we are going to have fun tonight!
See you soon mate!
Oh and dude, change your voice mail, my poor innocent ears can’t stand that kind of talk!”
__________
Ring, ring. Ring, ring
KAT
“-Gerard! What the hell did you-”
Beep
“I’m coming over.
See you soon.”
Ring, ring. Ring, ring
NAOMI
“-hell did you-”
Beep
”Hey Frankie, its Mimi!
You just missed it man! Kat decided to show and throw her weight around, and you can guess that Gee didn’t really like it! But then as she was leaving she ran into Bob and Ray in the corridor! Funny as hell! I doubt she’s coming back here anytime soon!
Anyway, I’m calling ‘cuz I haven’t seen you all day and well, Kat said you weren’t answering your phone… I guess she was right.
I’m going to get Gee to call, I’ll talk to you in a bit sugar!”
__________
Ring, ring. Ring, ring
GEE
…
“Gerard.”
“Frank! Where the hell are you?”
♠ ♠ ♠
...It's Frank Voice mail inbox XDsorry for any mistakes!