How to Properly Kiss Up to Your Teacher

Be Quiet

The first step to properly kissing up to a teacher is being quite and at least acting like you're paying attention. First impressions are VITAL when it comes to school especially to teachers. If you come in loud and obnoxious and are always smarting off then the teacher will immediately peg you for a class clown and start grading you extra harshly. Trust me, I know from frist hand experience, not the route to go. Stay quiet and attentive but most of all alert! If your teacher has to call on you twice then she knows your not paying attention and will most likely call on you more often. This leaves more room for you to make a mistake and smart off, dont take that chance! If you simply must fall asleep, sleep with your eyes open!

Agree

If your teacher is one of those people who love to hear themselves talk and constantly lecture the class then nod your head occasionally. You can even go that extra mile and put your opinion in there as long as its with the teachers of course. for example: teacher: I absolutely hate it when children are late to class!
student: I completely agree Mrs/Mr so and so, students need to be on time in order to learn and make something of themselves!' this will earn you brownie points I guarentee it.

Presents

Bring them gifts around the holidays and for their birthday, such as candles, chocolates, and flowers and when you hand it to them be sure to give them your sincerest smile and say, 'I wasn't sure what you liked but I wanted to get you something since I feel as if I've learned invaluable information in this classroom and because your one of the most devoted knowledgable teachers this school has to offer' sure maybe this is a little sugarcoated and overdone but if your teacher is old then this is perfect!

Homework

Turn in your homework early, at least a day early, and always complete it, no skipping! If you hate homework, I know exactly how you feel, then simply make your answers sound educational and sound as if you truely tried. This will cause the teacher to believe you to be reliable and dependable and if something really does happen to your work and you dont have it, the teacher will most likely allow you to get away with it since more than not you always have your homework and on time.

Tutorials

Even if you don't need help on your homework show up to tutorials every now and then just to be there and show the teacher that you like their classroom so much that you would spend time in it with your free time. Chat with them when they aren't busy helping other students and make small talk.

After Class

After the bell rings you can ask the teacher if they need help cleaning up, usually this is the case for some science class. More than likely they will let you leave but if not keep in mind that your improving your grade drastically!

Other Students

Im sure that once the other students catch up to what your doing they will call you kiss up and be a little cruel to you. Ignore them, while most of them are probably failing, you'll have the perfect grade.

Recommendations

Most importantly if you kiss up to a teacher they will put a word in for you if you ever decide to go to collage or get a job. Kissing up not only helps you in school, it also helps you in life so learn from this article and as painful as it is, trust me I know, be nice and extremly sweet to those old geezers you call teachers!