I laugh before the joke is told sometimes..And I dip bread in hot chocolate. I like pistachio ice cream as well. And I gave my ipod and laptop names...Oh. My. Gawd!!
Not to forget water is weakness of most aliens. So next time your friends turns down your suggestion of going for a swim on a hot summer's day and muster up a lame excuse like they have to visit grandpa, be sure your friend has a third eye right on their butt! Most aliens have it cuz they're homophobes.