hahahahahahaha!!! This is soooo true!!! I love it!!! Your so straight forward and funny. I finally got tired of reading suckish stories so I decided to write one of my own. It's called "You can't tame love" but it only has one chapter because I'm working on a Heroes fanfiction story so I might update it today or tommorow. But seriously I'm not a fan of the JB I just got tired of reading dumb stories and I think it will be a relief not to have a fangirlie story that consist of the characters talking like this. Me:Hey grl do you see Nick staring at us... Kelly:OMG!!!*insert girlie ear shattering squeal here* He's coming over here! Me:He's looking righ at us! Kelly:Act natural! Nick:*suddenly decided that two girls in the front row of the crowd holding "Please marry me Nick or I will never love again" glitter covered signs are hotter than the 405,763 others in their 500 dollar seats and singles them out singing them a song and then brings them back stage with their backstage passes dangling from their necks while the rest of the fan girl population will stare in envy as they head home to cry in their pillows for the rest of their natural born lives.*
LOL! That's about as much as I can stomach before they bring miley in to the picture who accidentaly kisses Nick because. "He had a little something on this mouth" and the illiterate main character runs home to cry and ignores his phone calls while a best friend or parental figure comforts her. They are all the same and I don't think the rest of the writing world would appreciate the continuation of these awful stories. You forgot to add that they never ever add description into their stories. I want to know what the character feels instead of guessing until my eyes cross.
p.s I love your stories they actually make me interested! Keep it up!
peace out.