No matter how ridiculous rumors may be, you have to admit, they can be absolutely hilarious. - Comments

Funniest rumor I've heard would have to be that my guy friend, Mario, was pregnant.
That was a little weird.

My personal favorite rumor about myself that I've heard is that I had slept with a guy who's a year older then me and how I gave him a blowjob and all that stuff, the best part of that is the guy is my cousin and everyone knows that

They just pissed me off. And stopped when I texted my brother and he was going to punch them lol

kashi-
A lot of people have lol'd at that. Man, I remember that kid (Michael) had the attention span of a squirrel. Any time he got on my nerves I'd tell him to shut up or I'd eat him. Good times, good times.

Trixie
That must have been nice xDD

v Lmfao. I lol'd at that, too, but...at the same time, I'm a tad disgusted. o.o;

These 3 guys on my bus believe I miss so much school because I give too many blow jobs and I get sick. They're dumb asses.

I got tackled... Multiple times...

Now I know if I go AWOL for a week, I best be running the other way when I see someone coming at me.

Trixie Belfast
Hahaha, people have asked me if I was dead before because I didn't go to school for a week. I was only sick, and I come back and they're like, ":OMFG. ZOMBIE."

A.Broken.Mess
XDDD;

There was this rumor that I had crack in my lightbulbs. I don't though

I missed a week of school for the hell of it once. The Saturday of that week, my ex called me up and said (in these words) "Are you okay? Someone said you were really sick, like throwing up sick, and I wanted to make sure you were okay."

I told him I had to go because I was having friends over, and that I was okay XD

BooDidIScareYou
I love that song!

Tegan Rain Quin
Hahah, nice. I'm really short, too, and Dennis is TALL. So everyone either thinks of me as his twin or mini-him. Or his midget. xD;

The Unknown
Squirrel Eater! Lmao! XD I lol'd at that.

Lol, that's awesome.

The first rumor that came to mind with me was when my friend Michael suddenly started calling me a Squirrel Eater. I have no idea how this even started but because of him, all throughout the school I was known as the Squirrel Eater xD

Emo music is fun ;P

Ha.
I one time dressed like Gerard Way.
And yes, I mean dressed exactly like him
I cut my hair really boy short, dyed it bleach blonde and wore a replica of his costume for 'The Black Parade is Dead' or whatever it was called tour.

But, with me being 5'1 and him being however tall he is.
Someone started a rumor that I was his younger sister.

When I found that out, I think I could have died laughing.

It's okay
I'm listening to The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars
The funniest rumor I heard is that my friend Billy is a crossdressing hemafrodite